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Dr. Zaius
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05-12-2012, 01:36 PM

passed all classes this semester

smoke weed every day and dont give a fuck

now I have an associate's in bio and no life direction.

edit: brb gonna play tera for the rest of my life


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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zaneyard
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05-12-2012, 05:04 PM

(05-12-2012, 01:36 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: edit: brb gonna play tera for the rest of my life
could at least pick a better game.


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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Dr. Zaius
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05-12-2012, 05:59 PM

(05-12-2012, 05:04 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3603.msg245055#msg245055 date=1336847800]
edit: brb gonna play tera for the rest of my life
could at least pick a better game.
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Allow me to laugh before you recommend dota 2


ok that was good, thanks for that.


'Meditation is supposedly the only way to Enlightenment because the only way to find this truth is through inner reflection - therefore, what you are finding to be the truth in your personal journey should ultimately be exactly what I find to be the truth, though all of our journeys are unique.'
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KarthXLR
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05-12-2012, 06:16 PM

(05-12-2012, 09:09 AM)Vandamdad link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3603.msg244845#msg244845 date=1336557269]
Finished my short film:

The Lemonade Thief (Short Film)
good jerb with the sound tracking karth, it definitely helped with the storytelling

did you get a sponsorship deal from corecrossfit.com ?
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Thanks.

Core Cross Fit were the guys we rented the lot from. I can pretend it was [spoiler]un[/spoiler]subtle product placement, but in reality we just couldn't get a better shot. You can't see it in the movie, but that lot was packed with cars that thoroughly ignored our reservation.
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05-13-2012, 08:26 PM

Thanks Karrde

:-*


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05-14-2012, 12:08 AM

(05-13-2012, 06:57 PM)«('«) link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg245115#msg245115 date=1336948569]
So am I missing something or is the fml thread kinda not what it's supposed to be?

Seriously, was there a memo or what the hell is going on?


No, we just have this flaming retard that Luca brought in from some retarded corner of the internet that's probably SA who's being a flaming fuckstick.
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These two words in that order are the best two words I've ever seen.

Oh, and I'm drunk.


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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A. Crow
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05-14-2012, 01:15 AM

You ever work with someone for awhile, and you have no choice so you freaking make do with what you got, and then months after not working with them, you have are forced to interact with them again and realize they're incompetent assholes?  But now you get to politely tell them such since they can't ruin your career in one email any more.  Yeah, that awkward moment, I'm right there with a certain field grade officer. 


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05-14-2012, 07:20 AM

(05-14-2012, 01:15 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: You ever work with someone for awhile, and you have no choice so you freaking make do with what you got, and then months after not working with them, you have are forced to interact with them again and realize they're incompetent assholes?  But now you get to politely tell them such since they can't ruin your career in one email any more.  Yeah, that awkward moment, I'm right there with a certain field grade officer. 

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05-14-2012, 01:34 PM

(05-14-2012, 01:15 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: You ever work with someone for awhile, and you have no choice so you freaking make do with what you got, and then months after not working with them, you have are forced to interact with them again and realize they're incompetent assholes?  But now you get to politely tell them such since they can't ruin your career in one email any more.  Yeah, that awkward moment, I'm right there with a certain field grade officer. 

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05-14-2012, 11:39 PM

Dear United Airlines,

                        Thank you for giving me the ability to move my weed halfway across the continent in just a few hours.


                                                                         - Kirby



Dear unnamed TSA agent,

                       Thank you for letting me stick my Gerber knife in my bag after it went through the x-ray scanner because I forgot it was in my pants and not being suspicious and checking my bag with aforementioned weed in it.

                                                                         - Kirby



Sort of makes me wonder if greenery is transparent to x-ray scanners, they had to have seen that.


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at0m
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05-15-2012, 05:36 AM

DEA duties are not within Homeland Security/TSA's scope of operations, son.



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kaese
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05-15-2012, 06:29 AM

http://bit.ly/L6f8at

Just pre-ordered this. Now to decide whether or not I feel like throwing money down to pre-order Yami Yugi figure...


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Dtrain323i
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05-15-2012, 07:14 AM

(05-15-2012, 05:36 AM)at0m link Wrote: DEA duties are not within Homeland Security/TSA's scope of operations, son.

If a TSA goon finds ganja in your carry on, you're getting a gloved finger up the butthole






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at0m
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05-15-2012, 07:26 AM

(05-15-2012, 07:14 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg245227#msg245227 date=1337078171]
DEA duties are not within Homeland Security/TSA's scope of operations, son.

If a TSA goon finds ganja in your carry on, you're getting a gloved finger up the butthole
[/quote]Why would they bother with a cavity search if they found it in your carryon? It's obvious at that point that you aren't smuggling anything internally, you put it in your freaking bag!



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05-15-2012, 07:40 AM

(05-15-2012, 07:26 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3603.msg245230#msg245230 date=1337084082]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3603.msg245227#msg245227 date=1337078171]
DEA duties are not within Homeland Security/TSA's scope of operations, son.

If a TSA goon finds ganja in your carry on, you're getting a gloved finger up the butthole
[/quote]Why would they bother with a cavity search if they found it in your carryon? It's obvious at that point that you aren't smuggling anything internally, you put it in your freaking bag!
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The weed is just a front for all the heroin filled condoms he swallowed...


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Kirby
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05-15-2012, 03:18 PM

It was in my checked under the airplane baggage, not my carry-on. >_>


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kaese
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05-16-2012, 05:22 PM

Toonami

8)


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05-16-2012, 08:53 PM

(05-16-2012, 05:22 PM)Käse link Wrote: Toonami

8)

AWWWWWWWWWWWW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

BITCHES WE GOTS THE TOMS, WE GOTS THE DETERGENT, WE GOTS 2 MIDGETS WITH METAL ARMS, WE GOTS SHELLS AND GHOSTS AND SHIT, WHAT DON'T WE GOT SONS?


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05-17-2012, 01:40 PM

I am at the most hipster of coffee places enjoying a mango lime scone and a vanilla latte while typing this. My latte has a heart in the foam.

I am happy.

Also Niko Case is playing.


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05-17-2012, 01:42 PM

(05-17-2012, 01:40 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I am at the most hipster of coffee places enjoying a mango lime scone and a vanilla latte while typing this. My latte has a heart in the foam.

I am happy.

Also Niko Case is playing.

Aside from the vanilla latte, I'm jealous.


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