This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[Totla]

My sister is a freshman in HS so that's p creepy.

Well I'm only a sophomore, so that's totally legal.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

Aced another test.

I feel good, even if it's accounting.

[Surf314]

Aced another test.

I feel good, even if it's accounting.

You should credit yourself a beer. Or debit. Is beer an asset or an income?

[rumsfald]

You should credit yourself a beer. Or debit. Is beer an asset or an income?

Remember, you only rent beer, you never own it.

[Dtrain323i]

My sister is a freshman in HS so that's p creepy.

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-Lag link=topic=3603.msg137284#msg137284 date=1266386705]
Aced another test.

I feel good, even if it's accounting.

You should credit yourself a beer. Or debit. Is beer an asset or an income?
[/quote]

Depends. I can debit a beer expense and credit beer payable.

I got to get the non-alcohol variety.

[Greatbacon]

So I was playing attacker on BF:BC2 today, and we managed to jack the defender's Apache.  Then they got pushed back to the last point and got an Apache of their own.  The ensuing dogfight (and our victory) was quite sweet.

[Eschatos]

So I was playing attacker on BF:BC2 today, and we managed to jack the defender's Apache.  Then they got pushed back to the last point and got an Apache of their own.  The ensuing dogfight (and our victory) was quite sweet.

But the second type only gets chainguns, so it kinda sucks.

[Versus]

did pretty much the most badass thing ever in mw2

ok so on underpass, you know the hut near the middle that looks like this:



I shoot someone outside of the upper door, toss a stun grenade in, kill one guy with semtex and shoot another, walk in, reload, shoot a guy out of one of the windows, start reloading, knife a guy who came in from the top door behind me mid-reload, shoot another guy coming in from the top door, start walking out of the bottom door, and knife another guy who was running to the hut. was using the UMP with FMJ/silencer, bling pro, cold blooded pro, ninja pro.

edit: god i want fall colors for my UMP

[copulatingduck]

nobody cares james

[Versus]

nobody cares james

get raped

[beep beep diglett]

i ttly just pwned some fool, he thought he had $1000 in his account when he had 650!!! OWNED

[CaffeinePowered]

nobody cares james

I think that was all code for how he was avoiding his roommate to fap, I'll translate



did pretty much the most badass thing ever in stealth fapping

ok so in my room, you know I set up a fap tent in the middle that looks like this:



I shoot my load off outside of the upper window, toss a wadded kleenex in, kill my knuckle children with spermacide and shoot another load off, crawl in, reload my nuts, shoot another load off at my room mate out of one of the windows, I'm starting to go limp, so I fleshlight my little guy, my roommate got really pissed and came around from the top window behind me mid-reload fap, cream at my roommates friend coming in from the door to the room, while their both blind with cum in the eye I start walking out of my tent, and Im going limp again so I fleshlight my soldier again before I leave. was using the touhou-fleshlight with yukari moaning, clit-ring pro, finish like a boss pro, fap-ninja pro.

edit: god i want fall colors for my touhou-fleshlight

[copulatingduck]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Tricks]

I was going to respond and say that was pretty awesome kill streak, but I read Caff’s post and I'm pretty sure he just won the whole internet. 

[copulatingduck]

omg new shirt today!!!!!

[Versus]

lol

[HeK]

I had a delivery of five rackmount UPS' but since the security guys were busy I walked out to unlock the side gates.
It was super sunny, I am wearing my light coat (it was only -28 this morning, about -8 by this time) and sunglasses.

I unlock the massive padlock and pull aside the pair of huge gates just as the truck rolls up.

As the guy drives in, I give him the thumbs up... as a tandem pair of F18s take off and blast overhead.


/DANGERZONE.

[CaffeinePowered]

So I got my laptop back today


The Good:
- Asus fucked up the shipping, they said i would have to pay for it, FedEx said no
- They replaced the Screen, the monitor power cable, parts of my case, the monitor power converter, and the motherboard
- They forgot my laptop was out of warranty and did not charge me

The Bad:
- MOTHERFUCKERS WIPED MY HARD DRIVE, I SPECIFICALLY SAID DO NOT WIPE THE DRIVE UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, THEY EVEN WIPED THE EXTRA PARTITION


+3 for the good
-1 for the bad


Edit: +1 More, replacing the motherboard fixed the broken headphone jack

[beep beep diglett]

well, unless you had projects or something on it, nothing is irreplaceable