This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread!

[A. Crow]

found out i really dont give a shit about anything anymore










gahahahahhahahahahah

It's a wonderful feeling.

[at0m]

IT'S FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON AND I JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE I WAS AT A 50 PERSON LAN PARTY LAST NIGHT.

It's a wonderful feeling.

[Versus]

[Greatbacon]

fap fap fap

[KorJax]

[quote author=KorJax link=topic=3603.msg142399#msg142399 date=1269135952]
Ugh okay so internet is now dropping out every minute or so like it was a few days ago. So much for a "bad filter"

Is your modem dropping offline, or just your connection?
[/quote]

Modem

[rumsfald]

fap fap fap

It's a wonderful feeling.

[zaneyard]

[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg142503#msg142503 date=1269207425]
IT'S FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON AND I JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE I WAS AT A 50 PERSON LAN PARTY LAST NIGHT.

It's a wonderful feeling.
[/quote]
Yeah it's prolly something I'll never forget. Made a couple friends last night.

[CaffeinePowered]

Healthcare passed, I think this sums up the debate rather well...

Democrats: "We need health care reform"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! Give us a majority and we'll do it better"
Democrats: "Done, you have majority of both houses"

12 years later, health care is irrefutably worse in every respect for every single person in the United States

Democrats: "We need health care reform"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! Americans are tired of partisan politics!"
Democrats: "OK, let's compromise"
Republicans: "OK, get rid of half your ideas"
Democrats: "Done"
Republicans: "Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas"
Democrats: "Done"
Republicans: "Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas"
Democrats: "Done"
Republicans: "Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas"
Democrats: "Done"
Republicans: "Too liberal, get rid of half your ideas"
Democrats: "Done. Time to end debate"
Republicans: "Too liberal, we need more debate, we will filibuster to prevent you from voting"
Democrats: "OK, we'll vote--sorry guys, debate is ended. It's time to vote on the bill"
Republicans: "Too liberal, we vote no"
Democrats: "OK, it passed anyway--sorry guys."

One month later

Republicans: "Wait--wait, OK, we have less of a minority now so we can filibuster forever."
Democrats: "Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now"
Republicans: "But we have enough to filibuster"
Democrats: "Sorry, the bill already passed, we need it to pass the House now"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! You haven't listened to our ideas! You've shut us out of this whole process!"
Democrats: "Sorry, show us your proposal"
Republicans: "Smaller government"
Democrats: "That's not very specific"
Republicans: "OK, here's our detailed proposal--It's our common-sense ideas we spent 12 years not enacting"
Democrats: "OK, we'll add a bunch more of your ideas"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! You included all these back-room deals"
Democrats: "OK, we'll get rid of the back-room deals"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! You're using obscure procedural tricks to eliminate the back-room deals!"
Democrats: "No, we're using reconciliation, which both parties have used dozens of times for much larger bills"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! You're pressuring Congressmen to vote for your bill! Scandal!"
Democrats: "It's called 'whipping', it's been done since 1789"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! Can't you see the American people don't want this?"
Democrats: "This bill is mildly unpopular (40-50%), doing nothing (your proposal) is extraordinarily unpopular (4-6%)"
Republicans: "We need to start over! We need to start over!"
Democrats: "We should really consider voting--"
Republicans: "Liberal fascists! Start over! Clean slate! Common-sense! America!"

[Vandamguy]

[joke]
i can see you're connected to the server.
[/joke]

[Professor Funbucks]

Backstory: Rob Z is a wacky fellow i know who does ridiculous things and has a fb page dedicated to him cause of this.
Here's his pokemon adventure.

So Rob goes to EB Games to get the new pokemon game. He walks up to the counter and asks for Heart Gold and Soul Silver, the two different games. After he purchases them a little kid who can't be more then seven years old comes up with his piggy bank and asks for Soul Silver only to hear the clerk say, "We just sold the last copy". Rob looked at me and made a face that can only be described as, "HE SHOULD HAVE PRE ORDERED IT!"

[Turtle]

Backstory: Rob Z is a wacky fellow i know who does ridiculous things and has a fb page dedicated to him cause of this.
Here's his pokemon adventure.

So Rob goes to EB Games to get the new pokemon game. He walks up to the counter and asks for Heart Gold and Soul Silver, the two different games. After he purchases them a little kid who can't be more then seven years old comes up with his piggy bank and asks for Soul Silver only to hear the clerk say, "We just sold the last copy". Rob looked at me and made a face that can only be described as, "HE SHOULD HAVE PRE ORDERED IT!"

So bad, couldn't help but laugh though

[Turtle]

[beep beep diglett]

you are a fucking bastard

[A. Crow]

Goddamn!  I feel inadequate. 

[copulatingduck]

god damn engy rapes so hard

[rumsfald]

True story. This all happens in like 7 seconds.

So, the other day I am getting off the train after work, as usual. I'm walking through the station, listening to music on headphones, heading home. As I walk through the lobby, I see this really hot older blonde cougar totally eyeing me up as I walk by.  So, we make eye contact, extended, then we break it off. After a second, I immediately get the feeling I know her, but not precisely where from. I start to get nervous that maybe I was making eyes with a co-worker or friend of family. Then, in a flash, I realize EXACTLY who it was.



Needless to say, I seriously suppressed the urge to turn around and look for the secret service watching me and entering me in the logs of creepster stalkers.

Needless to say, I walked on air the entire way home.

[Luinbariel]

Nice work!

[Versus]

i don't know who that is

[copulatingduck]

[SAVAGE-0]

i don't know who that is

haha cmon versus! it's my BFF JILL (biden) and her BFF MICHELLE (obama)

also yes thats awesome... also also, she really isnt bad looking at all...