The "Fuck my life" thread

[A. Crow]

Uh oh guys watch out all hell is about to break loose in the fml thread.

Everyone into the bomb shelter women and children first.

Obviously you're at the head of the pack then >.< b

[Versus]

im a touhou

[AMCZombine]

Before sleep "we have a lot of food for the remainder of the month" "that sounds good" *discussion about what groceries we have to last until payday*

When I wake up "I couldn't decide what to woooOOOOoooo make so I uh, made everything. *drunk* " >.<

God damn.

[[SiN] Merc]

im a touhou

Hi Touhou! I'm a hulkamanic. Pleased to meetcha.

[Vandamguy]

spent awhile trying to think of something good to say but ya youre actually just a douche get out

lmao thanks for the quote geoff. this is exactly the response i was expecting. i'm hoping you'll learn to try "thinking" more before making any additional posts.

[loldollas]

[quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg228791#msg228791 date=1319841925]
spent awhile trying to think of something good to say but ya youre actually just a douche get out

lmao thanks for the quote geoff. this is exactly the response i was expecting. i'm hoping you'll learn to try "thinking" more before making any additional posts.
[/quote]

man he's obviously bummed out about the game, you didn't have to twist the knife in the wound....

edit: if im missing some sort of subtle text sarcasm let me know lol

[Eightball]

That was just kind of unmerited :| This is the FML thread...

[CaffeinePowered]

edit: if im missing some sort of subtle text sarcasm let me know lol

That was just kind of unmerited :| This is the FML thread...

Its a subtle dig on posts like this, sort of a "I bet you think its funny when you post that as a reply to someone else, but its not so much fun when someone says it to you"

[Versus]

[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg228853#msg228853 date=1319893226]
edit: if im missing some sort of subtle text sarcasm let me know lol

That was just kind of unmerited :| This is the FML thread...

Its a subtle dig on posts like this, sort of a "I bet you think its funny when you post that as a reply to someone else, but its not so much fun when someone says it to you"
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probably the worst example you could have given

[Eightball]

man migraines own

Sitting in lectures, sudden partial blindness. No peripheral vision at all. Pop some imitrex that I've been carrying around in my pocket holder thing for months for such an occasion. Probably lost its potency from heat or moisture exposure.

Still mostly blind, stumble to my history class all the way across campus. Vision returns, migraine onsets. Unilateral in right side, plus nausea and sweats/fever. On top of that, stomach starts hurting like I've got a xenomorph ready to burst out of it.

Somehow make it back to my apartment. Pop another imitrex, hope my blood doesn't turn green from the sulfur, force myself to eat something then pass out for 3 hours.

Still have a headache!

[Versus]

man migraines own

Sitting in lectures, sudden partial blindness. No peripheral vision at all. Pop some imitrex that I've been carrying around in my pocket holder thing for months for such an occasion. Probably lost its potency from heat or moisture exposure.

Still mostly blind, stumble to my history class all the way across campus. Vision returns, migraine onsets. Unilateral in right side, plus nausea and sweats/fever. On top of that, stomach starts hurting like I've got a xenomorph ready to burst out of it.

Somehow make it back to my apartment. Pop another imitrex, hope my blood doesn't turn green from the sulfur, force myself to eat something then pass out for 3 hours.

Still have a headache!

wow that blows

at least you know to replace the meds in your pocket holder thing occasionally, for next time i guess :-\

[spm201]

man migraines own

Sitting in lectures, sudden partial blindness. No peripheral vision at all. Pop some imitrex that I've been carrying around in my pocket holder thing for months for such an occasion. Probably lost its potency from heat or moisture exposure.

Still mostly blind, stumble to my history class all the way across campus. Vision returns, migraine onsets. Unilateral in right side, plus nausea and sweats/fever. On top of that, stomach starts hurting like I've got a xenomorph ready to burst out of it.

Somehow make it back to my apartment. Pop another imitrex, hope my blood doesn't turn green from the sulfur, force myself to eat something then pass out for 3 hours.

Still have a headache!

That's doctor status IMO

[Coelit]

Welp. I fucked up.

[Didzo]

Welp. I fucked up.

Sup?

[spm201]

Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

[matter11]

Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

:'(

The movie with the gold deathstars gave it a happier ending though.

[spm201]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229190#msg229190 date=1320174574]
Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

:'(

The movie with the gold deathstars gave it a happier ending though.
[/quote]

I'm doing the movies after season 4. Dunno if i'll continue to 5

[matter11]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg229223#msg229223 date=1320186150]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229190#msg229190 date=1320174574]
Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

:'(

The movie with the gold deathstars gave it a happier ending though.
[/quote]

I'm doing the movies after season 4. Dunno if i'll continue to 5
[/quote]

I was extremely skeptical when they decided to reboot the series and expected it to suck but they kept the original spirit of the show fantastically well. Watch the new ones. Movies really aren't very good though.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229243#msg229243 date=1320193250]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg229223#msg229223 date=1320186150]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229190#msg229190 date=1320174574]
Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

:'(

The movie with the gold deathstars gave it a happier ending though.
[/quote]

I'm doing the movies after season 4. Dunno if i'll continue to 5
[/quote]

I was extremely skeptical when they decided to reboot the series and expected it to suck but they kept the original spirit of the show fantastically well. Watch the new ones. Movies really aren't very good though.
[/quote]
Odd, I'm completely the opposite. I think the 5th season is pretty bad and that the movies are great (with the exception of Bender's Game).

[matter11]

[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg229245#msg229245 date=1320193612]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229243#msg229243 date=1320193250]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg229223#msg229223 date=1320186150]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=3709.msg229190#msg229190 date=1320174574]
Watched Fry's Dog episode of Futurama last night. DAMN YOU KARTH.

:'(

The movie with the gold deathstars gave it a happier ending though.
[/quote]

I'm doing the movies after season 4. Dunno if i'll continue to 5
[/quote]

I was extremely skeptical when they decided to reboot the series and expected it to suck but they kept the original spirit of the show fantastically well. Watch the new ones. Movies really aren't very good though.
[/quote]
Odd, I'm completely the opposite. I think the 5th season is pretty bad and that the movies are great (with the exception of Bender's Game).
[/quote]

if the fifth season was the one with the yeti then I disagree. The whole "double yeti" exchange was one of my all time fav's.