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9 out of 10 Scientists Agree that Dying is the Leading Cause of Death
Gasman
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01-20-2011, 10:44 PM

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The last scientist says that today is my birthday. I am officially 22 years of age. I got three bottles of alcohol for mixing as gifts: 99 bananas, root beer schnapps and bailey's french vanilla, along with cake.

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01-20-2011, 10:49 PM

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>Happy Birthday
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01-21-2011, 02:47 AM

Happy Day!


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01-21-2011, 03:50 AM

The real question is what the fuck does the tenth scientist say?

Anywho, birthy hapday Gasman!


(04-18-2011, 10:39 PM)zaneyard link Wrote:yeah dude getting a finger in the ass is like taking a really good poop
(06-12-2012, 07:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:And people wonder why the US has the highest crime and murder rates out of any developed or first-world nation.

Total lack of metric system.
(01-27-2013, 11:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote:This is why you keep a stocked bar.  You don't ever run out of booze.  You just might have to switch to a different drink.
(11-05-2013, 08:35 PM)rumbot link Wrote:I don't think I've ever said this, but, wow that's an amazing dress and whoever designed it should get an award.
(01-03-2014, 12:08 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote:I have bourbon on my keyboard.  It got there through my nose.
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01-21-2011, 03:59 AM

(01-21-2011, 03:50 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: The real question is what the fuck does the tenth scientist say?

He answered: "life."


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01-21-2011, 07:39 AM

Happy Birthday!
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01-21-2011, 08:52 AM

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01-21-2011, 09:18 AM

(01-21-2011, 03:50 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: The real question is what the fuck does the tenth scientist say?
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Happy birthday!
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01-21-2011, 09:44 AM

Happy birthday :3


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01-21-2011, 11:14 AM

Aw, thanks everyone ;D

My overall birfday was rather uneventful, with everyone singing "happy birthday to yo- eh we don't really want to sing you can have your b-day cake now." However, today we're going out to a middle end restaurant for more celebration, so that's a plus. And then on Sunday, the extended family will get together for more celebration.
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