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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 01:26 PM)sk8mystery23 link Wrote: Sitting in the parking lot. Eating my lunch between classes.

Turn head. Couple doing it in car about three parking spaces down.

Appetite ruined. Put food away. Move car.

> Get cell phone camera

> Tape

> Upload to internets


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - sk8mystery23 - 02-07-2011

No one wanted to see that.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 02-07-2011

ya.............who wants to see real people fucking......................................


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 02-07-2011

[me=CUBA LIBRE]raises his hand[/me]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - sk8mystery23 - 02-07-2011

It's not that they were real people. It was the people.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 02:01 PM)sk8mystery23 link Wrote: It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 01:39 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195520#msg195520 date=1297103219]
Sitting in the parking lot. Eating my lunch between classes.

Turn head. Couple doing it in car about three parking spaces down.

Appetite ruined. Put food away. Move car.

> Get cell phone camera

> Tape

> Upload to internets
[/quote]

> Profit $$$


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 02-07-2011

welp. can't get myself to do anything today.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - sk8mystery23 - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 02:02 PM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195531#msg195531 date=1297105260]
It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?
[/quote]

Do you think I would be so upset if she was?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 03:02 PM)sk8mystery23 link Wrote: [quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg195532#msg195532 date=1297105374]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195531#msg195531 date=1297105260]
It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?
[/quote]

Do you think I would be so upset if she was?
[/quote]


Im sure someplace would want the video, I bet this is a website -> www.uglypeoplecaughtfucking.com[url=http://][/url]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 03:02 PM)sk8mystery23 link Wrote: [quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg195532#msg195532 date=1297105374]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195531#msg195531 date=1297105260]
It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?
[/quote]

Do you think I would be so upset if she was?
[/quote]

Hell, I think you would be upset, because you would want to tap that.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eightball - 02-07-2011

Uh, apparently instead of the sandpaper and gorilla tape I ordered, Amazon decided to send me a Wii Fit Compatible Yoga mat and "dieter's diary". The fuck?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 03:59 PM)Eightball link Wrote: Uh, apparently instead of the sandpaper and gorilla tape I ordered, Amazon decided to send me a Wii Fit Compatible Yoga mat and "dieter's diary". The fuck?

They're trying to tell you something...fatty?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 03:12 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195540#msg195540 date=1297108921]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg195532#msg195532 date=1297105374]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195531#msg195531 date=1297105260]
It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?
[/quote]

Do you think I would be so upset if she was?
[/quote]


Im sure someplace would want the video, I bet this is a website -> www.uglypeoplecaughtfucking.com[url=http://]
[/quote]

eugh....how dare the uglies *shudder* have sex? they know they're second class citizens, they should atleast act like it.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - sk8mystery23 - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 03:35 PM)If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link Wrote: [quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195540#msg195540 date=1297108921]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-VENOM! link=topic=3709.msg195532#msg195532 date=1297105374]
[quote author=sk8mystery23 link=topic=3709.msg195531#msg195531 date=1297105260]
It's not that they were real people. It was the people.

Was the girl hot at least?
[/quote]

Do you think I would be so upset if she was?
[/quote]

Hell, I think you would be upset, because you would want to tap that.
[/quote]

Maybe, but I most likely wouldn't have lost my appetite.

Edit: I put my line in the quotes. Like an idiot. Lololol.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 02-07-2011

I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kor - 02-07-2011

(02-07-2011, 08:24 PM)PyroZombie link Wrote: I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.

Have fun with it, worst that can happen is you go home after a night out.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 02-08-2011

That was quite possibly the worst I did on a midterm yet. My fault. Bah.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Evil Cheese - 02-08-2011

(02-07-2011, 10:43 PM)Kor link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg195599#msg195599 date=1297128281]
I'm going to keep this short as i can.


Friend set me on a blind date without my permission.

I hate blind dates, naturally.

I also hate the fact my very high friend lied about what i am about, purposely and completely.

I am now contemplating killing my friend with piano wire.

Have fun with it, worst that can happen is you go home after a night out.
[/quote]

Seriously. It doesn't hurt to be social. Unless she tries to stab and/or rob you I don't see how this is a bad thing. If she ends up being cool then you're already a step ahead. If it doesn't go well or she turns out not to be your type, you still had a (potentially) entertaining evening, right? Relax and go have some fun.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eightball - 02-08-2011

ohh my fucking god fuck the fuck you amazon and UPS

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It's sunny outside and the roads are clear.
EDIT: Context - I bought the drawer thing yesterday late at night with 2-day shipping (amazon prime). I was sent the Gorilla tape and sandpaper earlier that day with 1-day shipping since they fucked up my last order.
EDIT: Also
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