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Chicago Ted - Surf314 - 11-26-2008
Deserves his own thread
Favorite eye-witness accounts about Chicago Ted:
-"He slept with my wife, and it cured her glaucoma. Didn't help the virus at all but damn if she didn't have the best two eyes a zombie could ask for. Then he ripped her jaw out."
-"When Boomers vomit on him he sets himself on fire, and laughs at the horde."
-"They say Chicago Ted isn't actually immune to the disease which causes the infection. No, the infection is just so scared of him it refuses to enter his body."
-"The witch is always crying because she knows Chicago Ted is coming."
Re: Chicago Ted - Dave - 11-26-2008
Chicago Ted is so strong, he pumped steroids into the Tank in an attempt to even the playing-field.
Re: Chicago Ted - KarthXLR - 11-26-2008
Chicago ted can take on a tank by shoving.
Re: Chicago Ted - K2 - 11-27-2008
Whenever the helicopter comes to pick him up, Chicago Ted tells them to circle the block a few more times.
Re: Chicago Ted - Greatbacon - 11-27-2008
Chicago Ted strangled a Smoker with its own tongue once.
Re: Chicago Ted - Versus - 11-27-2008
The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.
Re: Chicago Ted - Honest - 11-27-2008
Chicago Ted doesn't rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
Re: Chicago Ted - Luca Shoal - 11-27-2008
GlaDOS and Shodan fear Chicago Ted.
Re: Chicago Ted - Fail Medic - 11-27-2008
(11-27-2008, 12:37 AM)Versus-p- link Wrote: The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.
Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!! :'( "
Re: Chicago Ted - Surf314 - 11-27-2008
(11-27-2008, 02:21 AM)Fail Medic link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=1853.msg51661#msg51661 date=1227764238]
The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.
Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!! :'( "
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I keep finding them in the safe room, now I know why!
Re: Chicago Ted - Versus - 11-27-2008
(11-27-2008, 09:09 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Fail Medic link=topic=1853.msg51671#msg51671 date=1227770491]
[quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=1853.msg51661#msg51661 date=1227764238]
The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.
Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!! :'( "
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I keep finding them in the safe room, now I know why!
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I still wish budr hadn't opened that safe room when he and I were the last ones alive, he was about to die from a tank, I'm safely inside the room...and budr opens the door...
Re: Chicago Ted - Blues - 11-28-2008
ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.
Re: Chicago Ted - Versus - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 01:33 AM)Blues link Wrote: ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.
exactly
Re: Chicago Ted - Surf314 - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 01:33 AM)Blues link Wrote: ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.
Chicago Ted > Chuck Norris. There I said it.
Re: Chicago Ted - KarthXLR - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 10:49 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Blues link=topic=1853.msg51816#msg51816 date=1227854033]
ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.
Chicago Ted > Chuck Norris. There I said it.
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When a zombie bites you, you get infected.
When Chicago Ted bites you, you spontaneously combust.
Re: Chicago Ted - Tragic Hero - 11-28-2008
Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas
Re: Chicago Ted - CaffeinePowered - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 06:34 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas
Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted
Re: Chicago Ted - Tragic Hero - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 06:59 PM)CaffeinePowered link Wrote: [quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=1853.msg51927#msg51927 date=1227915299]
Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas
Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted
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You know damn well I wouldn't be caught dead with a Cubs jacket on
Re: Chicago Ted - cbre88x - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 07:09 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=1853.msg51938#msg51938 date=1227916745]Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted
[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=1853.msg51927#msg51927 date=1227915299]
Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas
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You know damn well I wouldn't be caught dead with a Cubs jacket on
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A sox fan?
Re: Chicago Ted - Tragic Hero - 11-28-2008
(11-28-2008, 07:24 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: A sox fan?
Yes sir.