Chicago Ted

[Surf314]

Deserves his own thread

Favorite eye-witness accounts about Chicago Ted:

-"He slept with my wife, and it cured her glaucoma. Didn't help the virus at all but damn if she didn't have the best two eyes a zombie could ask for. Then he ripped her jaw out."
-"When Boomers vomit on him he sets himself on fire, and laughs at the horde."
-"They say Chicago Ted isn't actually immune to the disease which causes the infection. No, the infection is just so scared of him it refuses to enter his body."
-"The witch is always crying because she knows Chicago Ted is coming."

[Dave]

Chicago Ted is so strong, he pumped steroids into the Tank in an attempt to even the playing-field.

[KarthXLR]

Chicago ted can take on a tank by shoving.

[K2]

Whenever the helicopter comes to pick him up, Chicago Ted tells them to circle the block a few more times.

[Greatbacon]

Chicago Ted strangled a Smoker with its own tongue once.

[Versus]

The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.

[Honest]

Chicago Ted doesn't rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.

[Luca Shoal]

GlaDOS and Shodan fear Chicago Ted.

[Fail Medic]

The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.

Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!!  :'( "

[Surf314]

[quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=1853.msg51661#msg51661 date=1227764238]
The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.

Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!!  :'( "
[/quote]

I keep finding them in the safe room, now I know why!

[Versus]

[quote author=Fail Medic link=topic=1853.msg51671#msg51671 date=1227770491]
[quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=1853.msg51661#msg51661 date=1227764238]
The Tank hears its own music when Chicago Ted is near.

Mental image of a Tank, a Boomer and a Hunter squeezing into a Safe Room going, "Phew, we made it!!  :'( "
[/quote]

I keep finding them in the safe room, now I know why!
[/quote]

I still wish budr hadn't opened that safe room when he and I were the last ones alive, he was about to die from a tank, I'm safely inside the room...and budr opens the door...

[Blues]

ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.

[Versus]

ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.

exactly

[Surf314]

ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.

Chicago Ted > Chuck Norris.  There I said it.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Blues link=topic=1853.msg51816#msg51816 date=1227854033]
ITT: we replace Chuck Norris with Chicago Ted and L4D references and pretend it's funny again.

Chicago Ted > Chuck Norris.  There I said it.
[/quote]

When a zombie bites you, you get infected.

When Chicago Ted bites you, you spontaneously combust.

[Tragic Hero]

Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas

[CaffeinePowered]

Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas

Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=1853.msg51927#msg51927 date=1227915299]
Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas

Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted
[/quote]


You know damn well I wouldn't be caught dead with a Cubs jacket on

[cbre88x]

[quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=1853.msg51938#msg51938 date=1227916745]
[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=1853.msg51927#msg51927 date=1227915299]
Superman wears Chicago Ted Pajamas

Tragic Hero is really Chicago Ted
[/quote]
You know damn well I wouldn't be caught dead with a Cubs jacket on
[/quote]

A sox fan?

[Tragic Hero]

A sox fan?

Yes sir.