Story game.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

that had wrath

[jorge]

children sprinkled inside

[beep beep diglett]

flavored with colorful

[Mr. Face]

Bloods from the

[Whendilin]

Epic battles that

[Wyrmidon]

shook the world

[Benito Mussolini]

to its end!

Mark my words, I'll be back.

[CorpseFactor]

In front of

[Badgerman of DOOM]

my incredibly awesome

[CorpseFactor]

hungry Ethiopian kids

[beep beep diglett]

a large crocodile

[jorge]

was torn apart

[Benito Mussolini]

"Cantoloupes on FTV™*"
A short story by the BRB, Uninstalling forum crew. PART 2.
Follow this link to part 1

CHAPTER 10: THE CELEBRITIES' SQUARE
Cookie was going to wash her dog-purple monkey dishwasher, assuming that it's adequately trimmed in to look like Gwen Stefani circa 1996.  During this period of cows, they set off 50 farmer johns in the bucket; Shaq dunked it.

"GOAL!" Is what Micheal Jackson yelled, after he accidently let loose some squawking anal chimps on Versus' mom. They plowed right through her cavernous, fragrant, dimly lit monkey diamond mine. They grabbed a very wet cantoloupe to throw at that fag Bill that they found decorating interiors at Bed, Bath and Far Beyond Metal, where he was putting up black face actors' pictures.

CHAPTER 11: THE CANTOLOUPE'S REALITY
The cantoloupe saw into opposite reality.

This reality consisted of inverted penises rickrolling Saddam Hussein. He will rise, the ground'll fall, and Kor /emotear'd. Kor's massive emotear will never give the villagers enough Florida Everglades for the sewer crocodiles to rape Vandam's 5 Puerto Rican Shaq wannabes.

"Jörge jumped on the~ Jörge jumped on", cd skipped motherf'er, the upper balcony. After having this, Kor's vagina was ozzing with liquid as he lowered it on Joel's non-furry penis.

For fuck's sake. This is getting an "Early Childhood" review on FTV™*.

CHAPTER 12: FATASS LOSES HIS JOB
Fatass got fired after sexing Vandam. He got caught sexing the aforementionned Pillsbury doughboy under a couch in the Denny's restaurant, where he ordered moon over my-hammy because he thought polytheists were lame.

Later that evening, Duck went to a gay bar to try and find a napkin. Unfortunately, he forgot his keys back in Kor's large intestines.

Duck ran in and spelled conversationalist with Kor's scat. The smell was like classical guitar played by Jörge. Jörge's amazing playing opened a black hole into Kor's rectum. This created a portal to Puppyland, where there were puppies and land filled with lego and big black fascists with sideburns. There, sideburns then took control of brbuninstalling.com and banned all the furries for 2 days, until they came back with swordvans.

CHAPTER 13: CANADA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM
They looked up, "OMG sand sharks came in Kor's DVD release for Fail Medic's birthday."

This caused outrage between all the furries and stormtroopers who caused a forest fire at the PETA Hotel. Yes, the hotel had lots of beer-drinking Canadians extinguishing the blaze with their urine.

When suddenly, they had found that all of the beer caused the~ caused them to~

Skipped the record.

which was why~ which was why~ Canadians can never sap sentry guns without smuggling in beer~ beer~ beer~ until their all-raping Vanslamguy, between Jörge's sentence, fractures the spacetime continuum.

CHAPTER 14: THE 10 FURRY COMMANDMENTS
1. Women, follow furries' orders
"Fetch me a soda, my dear."
"No", she replied.
"GET IT CECEIL", Neonie insisted.

2. Respect your furries
Tarantula is very furry, unlike WTF.

3. Do not slap dongs
Dongs hurt when slapped, as Fail Medic knows like Polish folklore over a sea of boiling shit.

4. Chooly's dick is small
Whenever Versus goes To the Moon Alice! straight to Chooly's flaccid penis, which is tiny. So small, in fact, that Kor cannot possibly blend it without helping himself to some jelly, and some other forms of lubrication.

5. Lizard Jesus brings salvation
I sleep on beds of razors formed by my Jesus Christ Lizard, as he proceeds towards reptilian salvation to end the 90 minutes cutscene and get some watermelon bubble gum for all the transexual water buffalo girl scouts in traning.

6. Key bending hurts
Steve Jobs told them, "Bend the keys for twenty Big Mads to pop out of Neonie's ass screaming 'Chicken hats don't look sharp'".

7. Be able to multitask
They sung "Never Enough" by Dream Theater while juggling twenty ant eaters with mangos, dawg.

8. Don't let Internet girls handle your toaster
Peace would never be the same without our dearest friends: Yashoki, Calvin, and Cheeburga, who all died in the tragic fire, because they left their toaster in the tub, with tub girl drinking one cup, two girls, and a cow.

9. Do not stalk the children
All was well until Jesus descended on the moon sand said, "Thou shall not stalk the children, unless you wear a yellow bonnet and a picnic basket full of smuggled Mexicans to the beach."

10. Actually... fuck them.
Jesus then cried, "Fuck the children".

CHAPTER 15: ALWAYS THE FRENCH...
"So the priests..." said the Mexican, "will have the gardening tools ready for spaded sodomy, in the butt".
"What, what?", asked President Bush. "Homosexual tendencies are rampant in my administration, and Jörge's bedroom."

This made Fred Thompson nut up some acorns, causing massive acorn shortage.

Freddie Prinze Jr. got fingered by Ace Attorney: Phoenix wrong in the vas deferens roughly twelve times. This caused Phoenix to get anal nosebleeds. "Anal nosebleeds? WTF?", exclaimed Jörge as Boston got nuked by the French national mustache team. They ran into Kor's vagina and set up smoke bombs to barbecuse some fish sticks to contemplate the meaning of dick, with respect to the republic of India.

CHAPTER 16: THE SECRET BEHIND VANDAM'S KARMA
Olympic CokeRewards™ Gold Medalist Hugh Jass bribed Ivana Tinkel for Vandamguy's Karma record.

Vanslam found out that he actually gave twenty dollars to a tranny yoga instructor named Hussie Desu Desu. What a fag. He jumped out the train to be frozen by a beam of pure homoeroticism from a nucqueer bottle of water.

Chen Shui-Bian initiated a petition against Jee-Off, the giraffe's unsatisfactory bacon bits ruined by being overcooked in Holocause ovens.

Space Hitler was then planning on sucking over 9000 dicks in less than 9000 picoseconds. Kor couldn't believe this was the end of unsucked dicks. He and Vandam begged pardon to FuckDuck's throbbing anus.

"Get out of the used vehicle!" was heard whispered by a bleeding emo kid as Neko To Kuruma! "Geoff, stop displaying your mighty phallus!". He dreamed daily in his shower, while toying furiously with a penis pump up his rectum. "Expand your horizons!", said the Rabbi, as he plunged Erraticferret into Kor's plastic ball pit of anal love.

CHAPTER 17: POKEMON RAP
How much wood chuck fuck if a duck's truck could break rhymes?

"Versus, clever bastard came from the subway on time to meet the giant ennemy crab people~ crab people~ crab people~ crab~ crab~ crab~ crab~ shouted, 'AIDS AIDS are in exanimo's pinky finger.'"

They ate his penis and his 50 bags of deadly "Hai u guys!!! What's going on in this thread??? ;D"

Fucking your mom.

She like it?

No. *sob* *sniffle*

Lol! So funny.

"Fuck criiiiiiiiiiiiiit rockets.", said negative Kor.

The inquisitive Moor was a bore in El Salvador behind a door.

"You're a whore! You're a whore! Beat you Versus, stole your purses while Jörge crossdressed your mother's vest ripped by my piercing eye correction surgery from an insane bum drunk on rum escaped from a sanatorium.
Oh wait. Uhmmm... I choose you, Magikarp! Use splash!"

"Karp, karp, karp!"

"Retaliante with splash! Oh hai Ash. Fuck you Gary. You're all I, so go die. Die my darling, please don't go, I can't get Snorlax's body slam egg move to keep this going until the very~"

That ended abrubtly.

CHAPTER 18: IN THE JUNGLE
Now, for something completely different.

Duh duh dah DAH!

An owl flew into my pantaloons, where it aggressively perfored fellatio. Kor was so jealous, he blogged about mathematics, or something like that thing, that thing~

Only three words are allowed? I didn't know. Obviously, the greatest prime minister who is named Dave, Lord of Cock-Suckerville, gayest town, this side of Jupiter's satellite, Io, with a moo-moo.

A wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way in the jungle, we've got fun idiots, the mighty furries sleep tonight.
Meet a possum ahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom bom baway...

"What?" exclaimed ferret. "The lovable Jared from the sky templed in Zelda provoked Ain's alcoholism."
"THREAD IS BACK!", yelled the glockenspiel stuck up Karth's pulsating pussy hole, converting it into a giant banana to be served melted with lots of AIDS sauce.

And then Dave pooped all over his pants, leaving festering love juices.

And then Krissy finally hit puberty, except her tits went down her legs to her feet and then Budr fucked Dave with a trobbing, giand, red prolapse. World of Warcraft is for gays.

Benito sucks at the story game, and then Grey bounced on a massive dildo, causing massive earth shattering orgasms in FuckDuck's lunchbox, soiling the panties of Jörge. The time is for douches who want to succed by douching Luin and shoving a petrified boa constrictor into Rumsfald's urethra whie screaming, "House is raping me!"

CHAPTER 19: TOKYO'S INVASION
Then, all he wated for Christmas was a dradle, which he misspelled because of Google. Google's CEO apologized, then punched Luca's 5-ft girlfriend.

Versus lol'd, then double jumped to safety, where he did a somersault into Budr's cave of child pornography.

Godzilla was hopping Tokyo city like a big playground, while suddenly, Batman turned from the shade and hit Godzilla with his giant dong.

CHAPTER 20: MOVIE REVIEW
Radio Raheem just C-C-Combo breaked the Rickroll of Doom?, starring The Rock, Doc Ockt and Brian Botaino.

Suddenly, "LASER explosion, Jesus", exclaimed Versus' penis while sniffing a heavy weapons guy's sandwish, which smelled suspiciously like a microphone, then it got sapped by a spyro. Then Benito Mussolini and Gandalf, the Grey, and Monty Python, with his knights of Nie jumped on Leonidas' and yelled, "Sparta!"

But Microsoft yelled that and got sued by Hulk Hogan's mustache of A1 Steak Sauce.

Then a giant pink squid threw various plastic objects upon the entire island of furries. The furries fled to Mordor, where they got shaved, balder than Dave's pussy. "You are doing it wrong, because Grey was a dislexic asstard whose dick is Benito's face while Vongore sucks it."

Meanwhile, a Sad Panda was ignoring the three word rules.
And Versus too.

CHAPTER 21: DURP
Homos are people who eat McDonald's really strangely doin' it wrong.

Meanwhile, Karth's penis had unfortunately shrunk to a 1 foot wide, 1 inch long square of cement. This displeased many evil zombie kittens goasts. This story based around Karth is fucking gay.

Versus sucked a delicious grape popsicle shaped like a dick...en's novel.

Great Dave laughed at Indiana Jones for ripping hos pants while beding over in front of Jörge's cow farm. He said, "Durr derp derp derp!" to JC Denton who fucked Simons with a crit tampon presoaked in gastic instinal fluids from the toad of Mario games.

CHAPTER 22: A BAD PORNO
Mama Luigi exploded in Versus' mouth while screaming, "Karate chop crotch, gogogo!", and Versus' balls and nice dick exploded with some blood, because he broke his hymen full of candy, and crashed #1 full of candy into the deathstar. Vader was pissed at a litter full of candy, and more candy.

Electronic old men orally copulated electronic smexy gamer girrrrls with ugly "manginas", who were Grey's uncle and aunts. I'd hit it with a large iPod friend on ketchup omelettes.

Dogs from Harlem chewed some good cocks cheese! But the cats would not let the mice dine in hell!

"Nice dick."
"Thanks", said the narrator.
"This fucking thing sucks!"
"Do it live!!"

CHAPTER 23: GASP~ THREAD CLOSING?
E. A. Sports is the best sports videogame maker. So good that Yao Ming himself ate a bowl of Shaq Crunch with Winston Churchill while raping Dave.

Churchull was relieving himself of Shaq when suddenly, Storm decides to rape four hundred babies in the kidneys, whilst Falon Punching Onyyx in the chest of drawers that he stop from Lo Pan who exploded. Messily. Very Messily indeed.

With crumpets and a magical necro, many dead kittens closed this thread. Scotty is about to choke a bag of dicks that belong to his old mother. Then buys Shamwow with snuggie included, who loves Slapchop and Mighty Putty.
"Billy May's here! That's right, me. I garantie it!", cried Britney Spears as Radio asploded because he hates not having a cock in his mouth, unless it's black...ened in a MGR team stack with muppet rage and Seasame street Count von Count's doesn't make sense.

Time and Richard necroed this thread.
"God dammit, Peaches", said Kataclipse,"to did it again". That's what she did not say.
"Oops I did it again. Got lost in the Wrestlemania with Tim and his wang, which was warty and syphilitic, like his boy-lover, James. Same with Dave."

CHAPTER 24: IDLE WHORES
Peaches was furious at how silly Eschatos' cblog comment made sweet love to the face of Micheal Jackson's corpse Karth... what had you done?. "Too soon!", whined Pardlyponizoke the Bard.

But then, suddently Sponson used tackle.
"It's super Effective on Mr. Face."

Then 3clipse told Sponson's drug dealer to tell Mr. Face, "Check your tablet"

Then Wrath died, but a dinosour raped his corpse while Vlambo fapped, while Pig drank POWERTHIRST, and had so with a Kenyan idling on IRC and in TF2, while Honest's penis was too macho for Benito to even think about taking up his hats. Fucking hats.

Then, Lag appears to dance while Mr. Face is being a rather enormous phallic object which Dave wants to agrily kick into a delicious cake make of arsenic and salted pork snacks with sperm on the inside of a tasty chichen snack made out of little orphan souls, which diglett has already put in so he'll evolve.

CHAPTER 25: FAIL SENTENCES
And suddenly, a poorly structured sentence evolved into a Mewthree, which Blues has raped because Honest stole his bicycle. But Honest prefers boning three-wheeled tricycles.

"All Jörge", he screamed, after he excitedly did a pitcher of failed sentences.

Diglett had accidently left in Kor's suggestion box a paper written about a bushman that didn't like Face, because he rapes his mom, which resulted in a laggy dickhead.

Suddenly, Ralph Nader because republican and traveled to India to eat sandwiches that had wrath children sprinkled inside, flavored with colourful blood from the epic battles that shook the world to its end!



*FTV™ stands for "Furry Television". ©2008 Neonie Publishing.

Brain hurts after so much nonsense...
All this HAD to be done, after... what?! Almost 50 pages?!
Can I has a cookie too?

[CorpseFactor]

Benito...You get 10 cookies *Throws t hem at your face cause you win motherfucker!*

with magical sporks

[Mr. Face]

up digletts ass

[Benito Mussolini]

. "So this is

[ribozyme]

definitely getting necro'd

[If-I-Die-Its-Lag]

"by Seth's underpants"

[Mr. Face]

Which Lag where's

[beep beep diglett]

becoming a part