Dreams

[K2]

This is the second time in two days John has tried to make a thread that already exists. I suggest we put him on probation.

[beep beep diglett]

This is the second time in two days John has tried to make a thread that already exists. I suggest we put him on probation.

remove all forum functions except for search for a week

[[SiN] Merc]

I had a dream last night where I was being pursued by velociraptors in an office complex, and all the weapons I tried to use were too slow to hit them with.

Finally killed them with a broadsword. Not sure where in the hell it came from, but man was that a sweet battle.

[at0m]

I had a dream that my mother's cancer came back while my dad was in the hospital getting his treated. They found out because she died. At the funeral, I was attacked by a very strange camel spider / scorpion hybrid. It bit my arm, and I kicked it with a steeltoe boot and sent it flying against a tree, where I think it died. It was twitching though, so who knows.

[Hobospartan]

A few nights ago I had a dream that was a bizarre mix of Futurama and Star Trek.

[EarthlingJohn]

i need toleanr how to use search function D:

[Luinbariel]

Can't say I have much to complain about in my dreams lately; I've been seeing lots of kittens. Like a whole bunch of them in the barn at my parent's place or something. They're so fucking cute and young.


Then we were being chased by bulls that HeK was supposed to be testing some kind of thing he'd invented on. They wouldn't stop chasing the people around and there was almost nowhere to hide. I crashed down a huge stand of round straw bales while trying to get on top of them to hide. They always knew where I was.


Or I was in my favorite restaurant and there was a huge rat that could fly. The owners thought it was perfectly ok and normal and I was with HeK's family. We all left because it was disgusting.

[Turtle]

you make way to many threads john

[at0m]

[quote author=K2 link=topic=5066.msg178894#msg178894 date=1287213413]
This is the second time in two days John has tried to make a thread that already exists. I suggest we put him on probation.

remove all forum functions except for search for a week
[/quote]this

[at0m]

I had another messed up one, I think it was a continuation of my previous dream somehow. It was super crazy detailed, I wrote it down when I woke up so I could type it up for here.

My dad had remarried after my mom died, and my step sister kept hitting on me. Eventually I relented and we ended up kissing, and she said that that was definitely among the top 8 kisses she's ever gotten, possibly a contender for second. Apparently first was a really good kisser, but he was also "a cheating douche" (her words). I didn't have the heart to tell her about my own past in that regard, and felt kinda fake because of it.

That wasn't the most awkward part. Apparently my dad was bedridden from both recovering from his treatment and grief (how'd he get married then? I DONT KNOW), and the nurse they hired to take care of him was one of my ex girlfriends (who is actually an RN now). She'd been having trouble finding employment and was living in a rented out retail storefront at a strip mall down the street, but I knew she was a really good nurse so I convinced my stepmom to hire her. My ex doesn't know I'm the reason she got hired, but apparently spends a lot of time at our place. She said she's been working two jobs, working 3 hours taking care of my dad, and then 8 hours at another job and coming back to my parents' place to work another 3 hours with my dad. She'd lost a lot of weight, but her boobs were a bit bigger than I remember them being. For some reason the bottom half of her shirt was fishnet, and while she was talking to me she was laying on her stomach on the floor reading a book. The underboob shot was epic, apparently she wasn't wearing a bra (antigravity bewbs).

The really REALLY awkward part is that I'm sitting in the living room having this conversation, and my stepsister walks in. Apparently she and my ex were really good friends. She looks at the two of us, realizes that all of my ex's stories about her bad ex-boyfriend were about me, and her jaw just drops.

End of dream. WAIT there's more, missed that I'd written more on the back of the sheet of paper. I'd woken up and written down the previous, went back to sleep, dreamed moar, and wrote THAT down when I woke up.

After my step sister walked back out of the room, I kept talking to my ex. Apparently she doesn't really harbor bad feelings towards me any more, because she'd unblocked me on facebook and followed it and my twitter. She'd taken my blog off of her feed reader though because I occasionally post porn and she didn't like comparing herself to them.

END OF DREAM FOR REALZ.

ALSO WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[Vongore]

Last night i dreamed i was on Germany, and there was a WWE show, so i go in to see the show, and there's this match with Stone Cold Steve Austin against Hitler and Lenin.

SCSA performed a Stone Cold stunner on Hitler, and i left.. unamused.

[Didzo]

[quote author=dagrett link=topic=5066.msg178907#msg178907 date=1287218305]
[quote author=K2 link=topic=5066.msg178894#msg178894 date=1287213413]
This is the second time in two days John has tried to make a thread that already exists. I suggest we put him on probation.

remove all forum functions except for search for a week
[/quote]this
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[SAVAGE-0]

because i think you guys would appreciate it -

so i woke up at 9 (early for my night school ass) and decide to go back to sleep... so of course i get the typical 1/2 sleeping vivid dreams... one that i actually remember was WTF enough to talk about...

It was a fairly above average hot and heavy sexy-time dream... we're on the floor of a bathroom (i think it was from my first house - moved out at age 16)... we move towards the shower and see something move... i investigate only to find these fucking translucent spider crab bug facehugger headcrab lookin' things shooting in and out of sight...

needless to say i tried killing a few with a shoe then woke myself up right quick because it took a TERRIBLE turn for the worse.
not very long, but a serious WTF DID I JUST DREAM moment

[Spore]

Has anybody had those dreams where you have to run somewhere but you can't move your legs? Those suck.

[beep beep diglett]

Has anybody had those dreams where you have to run somewhere but you can't move your legs? Those suck.

oh my god i had a recurring dream when i was like 6 and really into dinosaurs that a t-rex was destroying our house, and no matter what i did i couldnt move and i got eaten that pretty much made me hate dinosaurs for a long time

[Spore]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=1181.msg183842#msg183842 date=1289934477]
Has anybody had those dreams where you have to run somewhere but you can't move your legs? Those suck.

oh my god i had a recurring dream when i was like 6 and really into dinosaurs that a t-rex was destroying our house, and no matter what i did i couldnt move and i got eaten that pretty much made me hate dinosaurs for a long time
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I had a recurring dream from about 3 to 5 years of age. It always started in my parents room, and I would open a door and this giant bug would be in there and he would chase me, but I couldn't leave the room because there was one of those little waist-high doorway blockers on the door. Then when I learned in real life how to get around that shit I could run downstairs and hide under the table. I never got passed the table. I also had a recurring dream when I was younger where I'd fall from the sky and hit the ground. Then I immediately wake up, but it's funny because I jolt in the bed so it's like I fell onto the bed at 90mph.

[Versus]

spore you just made me remember a dream i had when i was like 3-4

[at0m]

[quote author=Spore link=topic=1181.msg183842#msg183842 date=1289934477]
Has anybody had those dreams where you have to run somewhere but you can't move your legs? Those suck.

oh my god i had a recurring dream when i was like 6 and really into dinosaurs that a t-rex was destroying our house, and no matter what i did i couldnt move and i got eaten that pretty much made me hate dinosaurs for a long time
[/quote]I used to have one about being in a big white room (no floor/walls/ceiling, just flat white everywhere) and being attacked by a glass stegosaurus. We could barely see it, but it was scary as hell.

[Spore]

My dreams about not being able to use my legs usually involve angry bees.

[Luinbariel]

My recurring dreams are either about:

a> Tornadoes. I always dream that I'm on the farm and a tornado comes. When I was a child, I would try to warn my family but they wouldn't listen. The older I get, the sooner they listen to me and the sooner we get out of the house and into safety.

b> Some unknown dude and some shady situations. These are not necessarily recurring so much as the character and theme is, but plot differs.