10 Things You Don't Know About... BRB'U edition

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]
2. I would have a hella leet STEAMID if I hadn't still been on 56k when Steam launched.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

Incompatible.
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I beat Half-Life when it was on sale for a dollar.

[Versus]

I beat your mom when she was on sale for a dollar.

[fyre]

10. I am a racist. I hate all, but not limited to, any combination of the following, possibly in ascending order: jews, niggers, spics, sandniggers, crackers, gooks, chinks, greaseballs, nips, pakis, gypsies, Mormons, and gays. The world would be a better place without them scum.

wutabout polacks?

[Greatbacon]

[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]
10. I am a racist. I hate all, but not limited to, any combination of the following, possibly in ascending order: jews, niggers, spics, sandniggers, crackers, gooks, chinks, greaseballs, nips, pakis, gypsies, Mormons, and gays. The world would be a better place without them scum.

wutabout polacks?
[/quote]or those limey brits?

[KarthXLR]

10. I am a racist. I hate all, but not limited to, any combination of the following, possibly in ascending order: jews, niggers, spics, sandniggers, crackers, gooks, chinks, greaseballs, nips, pakis, gypsies, Mormons, and gays. The world would be a better place without them scum.

You and me just lost a relationship  :-\

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]
10. I am a racist. I hate all, but not limited to, any combination of the following, possibly in ascending order: jews, niggers, spics, sandniggers, crackers, gooks, chinks, greaseballs, nips, pakis, gypsies, Mormons, and gays. The world would be a better place without them scum.

You and me just lost a relationship  :-\
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAazd7VgrBE

[copulatingduck]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o

[Blues]

[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o
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You guys suck cock. Go beat HL1, Black Mesa is not going to be a 100% copy of the game, and it takes all of 5 hours to beat.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=2257.msg65252#msg65252 date=1233893898]
[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o
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You guys suck cock. Go beat HL1, Black Mesa is not going to be a 100% copy of the game, and it takes all of 5 hours to beat.
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I've gotten to Xen or whatever 3 times and had to reformat. I also got their twice with Sven-Coop, but forgot to pickup where I left off both times. :-\

[ToiletDuck]

[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o
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same :o :o :o :o :o

[Blues]

[quote author=Blues link=topic=2257.msg65286#msg65286 date=1233936436]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=2257.msg65252#msg65252 date=1233893898]
[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o
[/quote]
You guys suck cock. Go beat HL1, Black Mesa is not going to be a 100% copy of the game, and it takes all of 5 hours to beat.
[/quote]

I've gotten to Xen or whatever 3 times and had to reformat. I also got their twice with Sven-Coop, but forgot to pickup where I left off both times. :-\
[/quote]

Nice

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=2257.msg65287#msg65287 date=1233936654]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2257.msg65286#msg65286 date=1233936436]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=2257.msg65252#msg65252 date=1233893898]
[quote author=jörge link=topic=2257.msg65207#msg65207 date=1233880090]

4. I used to go to Toys R Us every Saturday for Pokemon League and have tons of badass promos to show for it. Those were fun times.

1. I haven't beaten HL1.  :o (waiting for Black Mesa)

same :o
[/quote]
You guys suck cock. Go beat HL1, Black Mesa is not going to be a 100% copy of the game, and it takes all of 5 hours to beat.
[/quote]

I've gotten to Xen or whatever 3 times and had to reformat. I also got their twice with Sven-Coop, but forgot to pickup where I left off both times. :-\
[/quote]

Nice
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Xen sucked anyway, not missing much  :-X

[ThunderStain]

5. My P.E teacher straight up stepped on my penis in 5th grade. (please don't ask tricoden about it)

UPDATE: This P.E teacher retired last year and is now the driving school instructor. Im taking driving school this month and he approached me yesterday about when im signing up and it was so awkward.

[HeK]

Lets just hope he doesn't slam the car door on your penis... or drive over it.

[KarthXLR]

Lets just hope he doesn't slam the car door on your penis... or drive over it.

I'm just hoping he doesn't reach for his leg.

[MrGrey]

10 things you dont know about.... Mr.Grey


1.  I was afraid of Chucky until the ripe ole age of 16.

2.  I've lived on my own since I was 18, started stand up comedy at the same time.

3.  I work in a hospital because I figure that if i can make dying people laugh then my life might be worth something.

4.  My awkward "assholeness" comes from my New Jersey upbringing.  We are very straight and to the point, misconstrued most of the time for arrogance and egotism... however I am probably the most genuine, kind hearted person you will ever meet.  If this were lord of the rings... i would be Sam... with a much more vulgar vocabulary.

5.  My favorite thing on earth (besides observing human behavior) is to stare at the ocean.

6.  I had braces twice.  First set straightened my teeth but I never gave a shit about a retainer so they shifted back... the second set i pried(sp.) off.  Braces were the very worst part of my childhood, I would rather eat dogshit for the rest of my life then wear them again.

7.  My ultimate dream would be to tour the world as a stand up comic and hopefully spread some insight through Zen.  All the money would be quickly given away to my family and friends.  I would also open shelters for the homeless... it hasn't been done yet because as George Carlin said, there is no money to be made with helping the homeless.  Since I could care less about money, I will make that my first priority.

8.  Some of my family has disowned me because of my radical views on religion and politics, and for the fact that I moved to San Diego.

9.  Bees and Spiders scare the piss out of me.

10. I lost my virginity at the age of 15 to a girl who was 2 grades older... the temptress seduced me and taught me the way of the world.  Fuckin cunt still hasnt returned my calls, probably the reason why i have trust issues

[A. Crow]

I have you beat there, Grey.

I leave on what number up to speculation.

Also, did you know there was a legal process to disowning a relative?  If they haven't gone through it, they're just really angry with you.

[MrGrey]

lol crow

[KarthXLR]

- Good threads will always be necroed.

Felt like it was appropriate with the new members we've gotten.

TEN MORE THINGS ABOUT KARTH THAT BRBU HAD NO IDEA ABOUT

20. Karth got into not one, but TWO fights at his old elementary school.
Yeah...I like to keep this one at the back of my mind. I don't remember that much about my days at my old elementary school, but I do remember we had plenty of douchebags. Man. One day one of those little cockmonglers threw a bunch of mud at me and I just lost it. I started running after them as fast as I could and started punching once I got close. I can't remember if I got suspended or not but all I know is that I've calmed down A LOT since I was a kid.

19. Karth's school system is nothing like yours.
We have a bit of a weird school system in this particular part of Arizona. Our schools house grades Kindergarten-8th. No middle schools. I remember that some guy made a huge deal about me being 13 and still in elementary until someone let me know that K-8 was pretty rare.

18. Karth has insecurities about school friends due to his old elementary school.
Yep, another one about my old school. I had a...decent group of friends right up until 6th grade. Then one random day they pretty much soiled my reputation at my school forever. It may have been, and still be, one of the worst days of my life. Just out of the blue, they told anything secret I had ever trusted them with to virtually every kid they knew. They would follow me around and make fun of me right up until I transferred schools. I've never really let any of my school friends know me like my old friends did, and I'm pretty sure this is why.

Now that I look at it my childhood sucked pretty hard.


17. Karth is Harry Potter
Ok not really, but I do have remnants of a scar on my forehead. When I was four or five I was being chased around the house by my sister when I tripped and it the corner of a door. Ironically I don't remember anything else about that night other than the fact I got to sleep in my parents waterbed (which is amazing).

16. Karth's family used be friends with versus a very rich family and regularly got to visit their house.
I was pretty young before these guys moved downtown phoenix, but man I remember how much I loved their house. That place was friggin awesome. The biggest pool I have ever been in, a basement with a bunch of pinball machines, galaga, one of those tabletop pacman machines, a pool table, centipede, and that one basketball game, a huge backyard, and lots of rooms in their house.

15. Karth was catapulted off his trampoline headfirst onto a brick when he was a kid.

No explanation necessary.

14. Karth wasn't always crazy about movies.
As a matter of fact, only recently did I really start getting into the whole film thing. Heck, right up until Sophomore year I couldn't care less about them. But, this movie really got me interested in the whole medium, and am I ever glad it did.

13. Karth was choked on his elementary school playground.
Yeah, looking back on it, my childhood really DID suck. I can't even remember much about this. All I know is that one of the special ed kids (zane?) Came up to me on the playground and started choking me. The kid almost got expelled, but sadly only got a few days suspension.

BRB, burning my old school to the ground.

12. Karth was kind of a dick back when he was a kid.
Or so I remember it that way. I mean, maybe I'm making it worse out than it actually was, but as far as I can tell I was pretty mean when I was a kid. Maybe it was because I got bullied, maybe it was because...well, maybe I was just a little douche to began with. One distinct thing I remember was that I completely lost it whenever I got hit in the face. Seriously, it was like the hulk waking up when that happened. I didn't necessarily get into fights, but my temper shifted effing 180 degrees once my face got hit. Matter of fact, I still get pissed when I get hit in the face, though not nearly as much.

11. Karth managed to shatter one of his two front teeth...with a skee ball.
Yeah, you read that right. I broke the right of my two upper front teeth while playing a skee ball machine. I think I was either 5 or 6 when it happened. I was at Peter Piper Pizza when...well, I guess I just forgot to let go of the ball. Went up and hit me straight in the kisser. Other people tell me differently, saying I was throwing balls at the machine (heh, could totally see myself doing that). The one thing I DO remember clearly is: Blood. Blood everywhere. Holy crap, I don't think I've ever bled that much in my life. Had to make an emergency call to my dentist to stop the bleeding, get a root canal weeks later, and replace the lower half of my tooth. So here I am years later, with half of a fake tooth. Crazy huh?

[beep beep diglett]

1. i didnt read this thread
2. i am not actually a pokemon irl. do not let my name mislead you! i am human
3. except for when i say i am not! sometimes i say im a dwarf. that isnt true either
4. ill leave it to you to figure out what 3 means
5. i fucking love animes.