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MrGrey
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#1
10-26-2008, 09:12 PM

ok help me out...

explanation of the virus:

cant open task manager, cant go to websites of antivirus or spyware shit, even if i am able to download the antivirus/spyware programs it will NOT let me run any of them.  Constant iExplore and firefox popups, even changed the desktop wallpaper which states "YOU HAVE VIRUS DL THIS PROGRAM"  and a big red X in the taskbar saying DOWNLOAD ANTIVIRUS.


help.


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copulatingduck
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#2
10-26-2008, 09:15 PM

Reinstall windows. Format your drives. Etc etc etc. Back up any data beforehand and hope that the virus isnt smart enough to go with your files. Probably the simplest fix. :-[


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Eschatos
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#3
10-26-2008, 09:17 PM

stop downloading from shady porn sites



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Master Shake
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#4
10-26-2008, 10:54 PM

Stop sucking so much dick.

But seriously...my friend had this problem.  Just google whatever that thing on your desktop says and there will be a step by step set of directions to seek and destroy that virus.
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Blues
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#5
10-26-2008, 10:57 PM

Lol that's not even just a virus/spyware, that's malware. You either ran a damn porn.exe or you have activeX allowed to run without checking and you went to the shittiest porn/german crack site you could find.

What antivirus program is it telling you to download specifically, full name including any typos if they're there. That's the only way to even start fighting it without a reformat.


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Ianki
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#6
10-26-2008, 11:05 PM

(10-26-2008, 09:15 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: Reinstall windows. Format your drives. Etc etc etc. Back up any data beforehand and hope that the virus isnt smart enough to go with your files. Probably the simplest fix. :-[

Speaking from experience, make sure your windows install disc has at least service pack 2 with it if your reinstalling XP, and run anti-virus/malware fixes before connecting to the internet again.  Malware that's rooted deep tends to be hard to dig out.
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Mission Difficult
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#7
10-26-2008, 11:07 PM

This page has a solution on it somewhere for that problem.

As for malware removal, i recommend Malwarebytes Anti-Malware.

For anti-virus, Clamwin. It doesn't do an active scan (files that are being accessed) but schedule it to run every few days and you should be fine.

All of the above are free as well.


(This post was last modified: 10-27-2008, 10:13 AM by Mission Difficult.)
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#8
10-27-2008, 05:23 AM

seriously gray how do you even know how to use a fucking mouse.
reformat
hard.


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MrGrey
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#9
10-27-2008, 02:30 PM

its not my cpu


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mavrick_nav
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#10
10-27-2008, 02:35 PM

(10-27-2008, 02:30 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: its not my cpu
then its ur brain. never trust security to programs on ur computer. use ur brain, surf safe. and run a virtual machine with linux if u need to look at r@ygold. :-P


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MrGrey
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#11
10-27-2008, 04:14 PM

its not.....my.....computer.....

put words together, they form a sentence.. you read a sentence by looking at the words from LEFT to RIGHT..


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#12
10-27-2008, 04:24 PM

(10-27-2008, 04:14 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: its not.....my.....computer.....

put words together, they form a sentence.. you read a sentence by looking at the words from LEFT to RIGHT..

don't mind MAverick, he's a chan :3, also, we all <3 you Grey, even if you (or your friends) likes asian porn

Try those that Mission Posted, i was going to post those too


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10-27-2008, 04:34 PM

(10-27-2008, 04:14 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: its not.....my.....computer.....

put words together, they form a sentence.. you read a sentence by looking at the words from LEFT to RIGHT..

CPU does not mean computer. my furby has a cpu, and i dont download virus' with it.


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Geoff
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#14
10-27-2008, 05:25 PM

(10-27-2008, 04:34 PM)mavrick_nav link Wrote: [quote author=MrGrey link=topic=1650.msg46170#msg46170 date=1225142065]
its not.....my.....computer.....

put words together, they form a sentence.. you read a sentence by looking at the words from LEFT to RIGHT..

my furby has a cpu, and i dont download virus' with it.
[/quote]

hahah I lol'd

\o

But please do fix up your spelling and grammar pl0x ;-;


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#15
10-27-2008, 05:51 PM

wow... whoever that somputer belongs to should stop going to porn sites if he doesn't know what he (she?...) is doing




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Ianki
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#16
10-27-2008, 06:22 PM

The ones that auto close anti-virus related processes (these even include Norton web sites and free web diagnostics) really just need a good format to exorcise those demons.  Back your shit up and give it a go.

You could also try to find a boot disc with a more recent anti-virus or anti-malware program on it, but i don't know where you would find a good one of those.

or install linux? i don't know.

Maybe i'm a virus.
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copulatingduck
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#17
10-27-2008, 07:16 PM

Ianki gave me a virus. :-[


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Geoff
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#18
10-27-2008, 07:19 PM

IF THE ELEPHANTS ARE REACHING FOR OUR PURSES
THEN MEET ME AFTER THE WORLD SHIVERS


(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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#19
10-27-2008, 07:26 PM

(10-27-2008, 07:16 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: Ianki gave me an infection


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10-28-2008, 11:30 AM

(10-27-2008, 07:16 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: Ianki paid for the operation
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