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So I connect to red to craft a random hat, so if I craft something stupid everyone gets to lol


















































































































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fuck.





bwahahahahahahaha!!!


fuck hats
(07-05-2010, 08:09 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: jarate_headband_sized.png]



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fuck.


Heh, welcome to the club
(07-05-2010, 10:13 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4452.msg162374#msg162374 date=1278378566]
[Image: jarate_headband_sized.png]



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fuck.


Heh, welcome to the club
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We feel your pain.

:-\
(07-05-2010, 10:14 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=4452.msg162388#msg162388 date=1278385995]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4452.msg162374#msg162374 date=1278378566]
[Image: jarate_headband_sized.png]



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fuck.


Heh, welcome to the club
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We feel your pain.

:-\
[/quote]we are legion. we are pained.
In the heat of golden wrench crafting, I greed-crafted atleast half of my unlocks, until I had 2 refined metals, 2 reclaimed metals and my pyro token and my other half.

I fought the temptation for craft more, temptation hit me already so I could get my pyro hat, but my brother came into the room telling me about the 23rd crafted wrench. I got more tempted and I started crafting more, until I was left with the bare essentials,  three reclaimed metal and a Pyro token.


Then my brother said something to me,

".......For Science."


I crafted my three reclaimed metals to try to get my wrench, or a hat, I couldn't look. My plan to get a pyro hat might just tumble through the ether because I let my asshole brother convince me to craft.

I hit the button, and it wasn't a wrench, it was a hat.....






The Triboniophorus tyrannus


MY FIRST HAT CRAFT WAS THE FUCKING HAT THAT I WANTED!






The moral of the story; Brothers suck most of the time, but they push you to do shit.
Enjoy your useless pyro token.  Don't worry, I have a demo one sitting in my inventory.
protip: scrap metal doesnt count towards getting a wrench, but remaking tokens does. if you want a chance (or 20) at a wrench, token + item for a diff class = .00001% at wrench and a new token
(07-06-2010, 12:33 AM)Odin link Wrote: [ -> ]Enjoy your useless pyro token.  Don't worry, I have a demo one sitting in my inventory.
Actually I used the token to make another axetingiusher and crafted them together
Okay, so I got enough metal and finally crafted a hat...


I got a [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f0/Backpack_Frenchman's_Beret.png/75px-Backpack_Frenchman's_Beret.png[/img].

Pissed off, I rage crafted that with my [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/03/Backpack_Bloke's_Bucket_Hat.png/75px-Backpack_Bloke's_Bucket_Hat.png[/img] and got a [Image: 75px-Backpack_Bonk_Helm.png].



"Oh joy!" I said to myself, finally acquiring hat for the class I play the most. I proceeded to put it on and have a fun time as scout. The next map, I walk out of spawn after another fun round as scout and see that I have acquired an item. I look at it and see that it is not just any item, but infact a [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/91/Backpack_Hustler's_Hallmark.png/75px-Backpack_Hustler's_Hallmark.png[/img]. I shed tears of joy as I place the hat upon my head and proceeded to party with the 6 other demos on our team, 2 of which also sporting the pimp hat.

ptth, screw the wrench. I got 2 hats. Tongue
You're an idiot
(07-06-2010, 05:01 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]You're an idiot

this is from the guy who keeps complaining he has no good hats when he keeps crafting all his hats
(07-06-2010, 04:19 PM)backfire link Wrote: [ -> ]Okay, so I got enough metal and finally crafted a hat...


I got a [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/f0/Backpack_Frenchman's_Beret.png/75px-Backpack_Frenchman's_Beret.png[/img].

Pissed off, I rage crafted that with my [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/0/03/Backpack_Bloke's_Bucket_Hat.png/75px-Backpack_Bloke's_Bucket_Hat.png[/img] and got a [Image: 75px-Backpack_Bonk_Helm.png].



"Oh joy!" I said to myself, finally acquiring hat for the class I play the most. I proceeded to put it on and have a fun time as scout. The next map, I walk out of spawn after another fun round as scout and see that I have acquired an item. I look at it and see that it is not just any item, but infact a [img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/91/Backpack_Hustler's_Hallmark.png/75px-Backpack_Hustler's_Hallmark.png[/img]. I shed tears of joy as I place the hat upon my head and proceeded to party with the 6 other demos on our team, 2 of which also sporting the pimp hat.

ptth, screw the wrench. I got 2 hats. Tongue

Yay for pimphat buddies!

And there I was, being all happy for backfire, when we moved on, and played some gullywash, and I killed myself.

And I found me a [Image: 100px-Backpack_Texas_Slim%27s_Dome_Shine.png]


OHHHHH YYYYEAHHHHHH
dude like 6 people have found or crafted that thing on red, i think its got a higher drop rate cuz of the update
(07-06-2010, 05:10 PM)dagrett link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Turtle link=topic=4452.msg162556#msg162556 date=1278453719]
You're an idiot

this is from the guy who keeps complaining he has no good hats when he keeps crafting all his hats
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I did all that for the frenchman's beret because it's my new favorite new hat

and he crafted it
Pyro Beanie achieved.
Like 2 random hat drops during TFT, Eightball crafted Ze Goggles
I crafted Camera Beard + Camera Beard and got Stylish Fedora.

*so happy*
oh yeah well my fedora is made out of what is possibly 8-10 other hats

beat that
Found a Master's Yellow Belt, my first random hat drop in like 4 months.  I still prefer my Panama, though.  *prays for trading system*