Remove facial hair and keep sideburns halfway down the ear at lowest.
1) trim eyebrows so they are somewhat symmetrical and less mangy. The left looks much more wild than the right. If you get a beard trimmer, setting 2 or 3 should do that for you. If the first day is too short, don't worry, it will grow soon and most won't notice.
2) sideburn length should match hair length
3) if you want facial hair (an excellent secondary sex characteristic for men, some women look at men's facial hair like men look at boobies. not all, but the ones women who do like facial hair tend to fawn over it. When I go into proto-clooney mode, I've had women 20+ years older than me, and 2-3 ranks up the corporate ladder, touch my face in front of the CEO). Where was I. Oh, if you want facial hair, trim your stache and goatee the same length. The stache will be the length limiting step here. Again, likely a 2 or 3 on most trimmers. Outside of your goatee area to the sideburns, just shave it down. if you are only whispy in that area better to leave it smooth.
4) time for better glasses, ladykiller. the least you could do is bleach that left nosepad - it's starting to yellow.
Yeah eyebrows are kinda all over, never thought much about it though
when you say sideburn length, do you mean the length of the hair itself, or the length it travels down my face (distance from head hair)
http://i.imgur.com/GpJNz.jpg
If I let the sideburns grow, the thinner section will be mostly full like the rest of it, but should I let it grow so far down?
only problem with the stache though is it always has that open spot in the middle, like a reverse hitler. Dunno if that's "stylish". Also, that mole on the right side of my chin makes hair grow unsymmetrically, would it just be better to trim that off or chop it straight down from there so it's even on both sides? in the latter case hair would be just on the ball of my chin mostly. I agree on cleaning up the whispy areas though.
http://imgur.com/xWuhm,twBEP#0
Comparison between left and right side, couldn't get the right side to focus for me for some reason though.
glasses, I don't wear out of the house normally, though I have been told they look nice on me despite me disliking wearing glasses.
It's individual taste how far down to let your sideburns grow. When I said length, I meant length of the individual hairs. sideburns that are shorter than the head hair look weird if you have light facial hair.
If you don't like the stache then shave it and go for the goat patch / soul patch.
Thanks, for the advice rummy, you're a modern day Renaissance Man.
I'll have to look at purchasing a decent beard trimmer.
(08-10-2012, 08:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=107.msg251720#msg251720 date=1344647031]
Thanks, for the advice rummy, you're a modern day Renaissance Man.
No. This guy is.
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/
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can't find a larger version sorry 
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(08-10-2012, 11:11 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Zane, have you tried applying miracle grow directly to your face?Â
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Trimmed up with a number three trimmer
![[Image: 01mYg.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/01mYg.jpg)
I definitely like it cleaned up a bit like this. My brows also don't look so overpowering now either. Can't really see the sideburns in the picture, but they've been groomed to the appropriate length.
Might need to clean up the edges around the beard a little but I'm happy with it.
Thanks for the advice guys.
voted anime improved whole gainz
it looks like you're balding
jk
or am i
but seriously, improved for sho
I swear everything about your head reminds me of my cousin's cousin, zane. The facial hair, the shape of your head, the hairdo. The only thing missing is a slightly darker color skin.
Also throat hair.
(08-12-2012, 12:28 AM)Gasman link Wrote: [ -> ]I swear everything about your head reminds me of my cousin's cousin, zane. The facial hair, the shape of your head, the hairdo. The only thing missing is a slightly darker color skin.
Also throat hair.
Gasman is nicely suggesting you need a tan. You're clearly missing the T in your gtl routine. Possibly the L as well seeing as how this is not the first photo you've posted in which you were not visibly wearing clothes.