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Some nice looking beards, fellas!

I cut off my last beard attempt after one too many Bro's walked up to me in a night and complimented me on it..


I have begun again.

i forgot about no shave november

so does anyone use any product in their beard? I've never been this overgrown, so I thought I would experiment with some. I picked Honest Amish because they are all like blahblahorganic and they had good reviews...but DAMN the fumes coming off this are burning my eyes. 

I've used whatever conditioner my lady has in the house a couple times a week, usually keeps in mostly in check. I have a friend who has a much bushier (ginger) beard, I got him some Bluebeards Beard Wash last year for Christmas, it made his beard super soft. This stuff: [url=http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/]http://www.amazon.com/Bluebeards-Original-Beard-Conditioning-Agents/dp/B005X8H7ZK/

(11-15-2013, 04:04 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]

You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny.

(11-16-2013, 12:50 AM)The Generic Name link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481]

You look so...sad....like a crying clown except acceptable and funny.
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It's because his beard isn't full enough.

(11-15-2013, 04:04 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]

Why do you look like Karth?

(11-16-2013, 04:31 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=107.msg273515#msg273515 date=1384549481]

Why do you look like Karth?
[/quote]you should see us side by side

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The Blood of my Enemies

the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better.

except, yesterday a co-worker said my beard was starting to look islamic. Aside from the racist/reactionary WTF moment, I was nonplussed. but now I have a first date tomorrow night with what looks to be a very attractive lady.

Thus, under a spell of self-doubt, I decide to return my beard to normal proportions rather than the wirey overgrowth it had become. Except in the trimming and cleaning, I fucked up the symmetry and now the mouthline now looks like evil spock.



So I'm debating between going clean and evil spock. I think I will roll the dice with the evil.

I would've kept the shaggy dog look, personally, but evil spock works

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(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ]the thing I got is called a balm. Still, not recommended. The blood of qqqq would probably be better.

except, yesterday a co-worker said my beard was starting to look islamic. Aside from the racist/reactionary WTF moment, I was nonplussed. but now I have a first date tomorrow night with what looks to be a very attractive lady.

Thus, under a spell of self-doubt, I decide to return my beard to normal proportions rather than the wirey overgrowth it had become. Except in the trimming and cleaning, I fucked up the symmetry and now the mouthline now looks like evil spock.



So I'm debating between going clean and evil spock. I think I will roll the dice with the evil.

I generally use whatever shampoo I us on my head. 

Back in college, in the time of Epic Beard, my beard came to a pleasing point below my chin, granted, it had a slightly left turn to it, but such is life. 

My 'stache.  It naturally turned out at the side of my mouth... but it needed just a slight bit of coaxing to get the full on curl in it.  I literally just used the hair gel that had been sitting unused on my sink for a couple years. I globed it on for a couple of hours a couple of times during weekend mornings when i wasn't going to be seen in public, wash it out, curl my stach wish my fingers and it's be good.  I didn't keep product in it for the shape, just to train it several times. 

I'd go back to clean if it makes you look like you have a mouthgina, Rummy. 

(11-16-2013, 04:36 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ]Spock Vandyke

Catastrophic damage has already occurred in opting to downgrade from a beard.

I forbid any further reductions.

oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard

(11-17-2013, 01:33 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ]oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard

reeling in the ladies

(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220]
oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard

reeling in the ladies
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8/10 would not want mercy.

eh, I'm charming enough that I think I can overcome the Hans Gruber handicap.

I think.

(11-17-2013, 01:38 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumbot link=topic=107.msg273606#msg273606 date=1384713220]
oh, I kept the beard, just fucked the lower lip so it looks like a cheesy villian beard

reeling in the ladies
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you know it makes your panties moist (mine are)