Be Right Back, Uninstalling

(03-09-2009, 07:07 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]If your self quote is good enough you can avoid some of the more painful consequences.

What painful NSFW consequences are there for keeping the same, unfunny, signature block for 6+ months?

Just askin`

(03-09-2009, 07:36 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Surf314 link=topic=106.msg70867#msg70867 date=1236643675]
If your self quote is good enough you can avoid some of the more painful consequences.

What painful NSFW consequences are there for keeping the same, unfunny, signature block for 6+ months?

Just askin`
[/quote]

Me not paying attention.  There fixed.

(03-09-2009, 08:24 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]

At least this one almost made me laugh, in an OMG-OBNOXIOUS-OVERSIZED-REVENGE-PIC kinda way. I'm guessing you can get a good 4 months out of this one.

I am looking at a 18 hour a day 7 day a week work week right now, what more do you want from me?

6 hours of anal per day

(03-09-2009, 09:15 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]6 hours of anal per day

Maybe I can be of assistance.

(03-09-2009, 08:55 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]I am looking at a 18 hour a day 7 day a week work week right now, what more do you want from me?

If you are going to fuck me in the ass, the least you can do is give me a little reach-around.

[quote]
Brian Wilson: good + amazing = JIZZ IN MY PANTS
A Karf, eh?: Jizz in pants isn't good or amazing
Brian Wilson: yes it is

Quote:* geoff (mibbit@c-24-11-160-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
<geoff> sup bitches
<geoff> SUP BITCHES
<geoff> fucking caff tells me to get on the fucking multiplayer notepad more often and nothing is happening
<geoff> later
* geoff (mibbit@c-24-11-160-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has left #brbuninstalling
<VilePickle> that's an angry michigander
<VilePickle> he's from my state :<

geoff have some patience

(03-27-2009, 11:46 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]

Quote:* geoff (mibbit@c-24-11-160-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
<geoff> sup bitches
<geoff> SUP BITCHES
<geoff> fucking caff tells me to get on the fucking multiplayer notepad more often and nothing is happening
<geoff> later
* geoff (mibbit@c-24-11-160-101.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has left #brbuninstalling
<VilePickle> that's an angry michigander
<VilePickle> he's from my state :<

geoff have some patience

omg vilepickle do you wanna go beat up mr. face together?  he lives in our state too.

Razu: lulz...
•°•°•Ö Honest: wat
Razu: watching Bones... theres this school... Half the Vollyball team got pregnant all at the same time
•°•°•Ö Honest: Awesome.
Razu: XD
•°•°•Ö Honest: Guess they got...
•°•°•Ö Honest puts on sunglasses.
•°•°•Ö Honest: Boned.
•°•°•Ö Honest: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Razu: XDDDDD
Razu: WTF
•°•°•Ö Honest:

(03-29-2009, 03:51 AM)Honest link Wrote: [ -> ]Razu: lulz...
•°•°•Ö Honest: wat
Razu: watching Bones... theres this school... Half the Vollyball team got pregnant all at the same time
•°•°•Ö Honest: Awesome.
Razu: XD
•°•°•Ö Honest: Guess they got...
•°•°•Ö Honest puts on sunglasses.
•°•°•Ö Honest: Boned.
•°•°•Ö Honest: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Razu: XDDDDD
Razu: WTF
•°•°•Ö Honest:

self quote...TOTALLY APPROVED.

(03-29-2009, 04:56 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Honest link=topic=106.msg73531#msg73531 date=1238316686]
Razu: lulz...
•°•°•Ö Honest: wat
Razu: watching Bones... theres this school... Half the Vollyball team got pregnant all at the same time
•°•°•Ö Honest: Awesome.
Razu: XD
•°•°•Ö Honest: Guess they got...
•°•°•Ö Honest puts on sunglasses.
•°•°•Ö Honest: Boned.
•°•°•Ö Honest: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Razu: XDDDDD
Razu: WTF
•°•°•Ö Honest:

self quote...TOTALLY APPROVED.
[/quote]

At least it was funny, if not I'd have to go necrobump some threads and I'm just too sleepy for it.

Calendar Fail:

<fyre> so...you know how there is a volcano under yellowstone?
<ShadowAtWork> yes
<LAG> I heard
<fyre> well it just erupted
<ShadowAtWork> did it asplode yet?
<LAG> Jesus, we are all doomed!
<fyre> yea
<fyre> im kinda bummed
<ShadowAtWork> seriously?
<Surf314> wait really?
<fyre> yes
<Surf314> link?
<ShadowAtWork> link nao
<LAG> This is better be cereal!
<fyre> april fool
<fyre> o wait
<fyre> nvm
<fyre> shit
<ShadowAtWork> fail
<LAG> It's the 31st!
<fyre> my brain has been failing all day

(03-31-2009, 02:09 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Calendar Fail:

<fyre> so...you know how there is a volcano under yellowstone?
<ShadowAtWork> yes
<LAG> I heard
<fyre> well it just erupted
<ShadowAtWork> did it asplode yet?
<LAG> Jesus, we are all doomed!
<fyre> yea
<fyre> im kinda bummed
<ShadowAtWork> seriously?
<Surf314> wait really?
<fyre> yes
<Surf314> link?
<ShadowAtWork> link nao
<LAG> This is better be cereal!
<fyre> april fool
<fyre> o wait
<fyre> nvm
<fyre> shit
<ShadowAtWork> fail
<LAG> It's the 31st!
<fyre> my brain has been failing all day

Good work fyre

I'm not really sure what happened here.

Quote:Chronomaster: What the hell what are you doing playing that game?
I am Ze Karf: Hiding from you
Chronomaster: :<
Chronomaster: Bu... but I loved you.
I am Ze Karf: but I don't
Chronomaster: :<<<
Chronomaster: What did I do wrong, Karth?
Chronomaster: Tell me?
I am Ze Karf: you had sex with a mammoth
Chronomaster: I swear I was drunk that day.
I am Ze Karf: right right
I am Ze Karf: so I'm unimportant huh
Chronomaster: I didn't know any better.
I am Ze Karf: YOU LIAR
Chronomaster: Karth.
I am Ze Karf breaks bottle
Chronomaster: Karth.
Chronomaster: I'm pregnant.
I am Ze Karf waves it around
I am Ze Karf: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
I am Ze Karf: WHOR
I am Ze Karf: EE
Chronomaster: I've been pregnant.
I am Ze Karf: I KNOW
Chronomaster: I've just been hiding it for so long.
I am Ze Karf: I PUT IT THERE
Chronomaster: Then why don't you love it?
Chronomaster: Why don't you love our child?
I am Ze Karf: BECAUSE....it's not mine
I am Ze Karf: IT'S YOUR BROTHERS
Chronomaster: But it is yours!
I am Ze Karf: my brother ist one evil mother f***er
I am Ze Karf: and you're a mother
Chronomaster: Of your daughter.
I am Ze Karf: WUT
Chronomaster: Yes.
Chronomaster: It's a girl.
Chronomaster: And it's yours.
I am Ze Karf: wait
Chronomaster: ISn't that what you told me?
I am Ze Karf: YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER
Chronomaster: You always wanted a daughter first.
I am Ze Karf: I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE
I am Ze Karf: EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Surf314> you know what I heard was good
<Surf314> take a watermelon
<Surf314> cut a little hole in the top
<Surf314> put a bottle of vodka upside down in the whole
<Surf314> wait a night
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> eat it?
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> spit out the seeds
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> have a wee
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> have sex with someone that is not as attractive in the morning
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> get checked for stds
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> go to work and pretend it never happened
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> get married and find out the woman is now your sister in law
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> kill yourself
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> I dunno?
<ErtaiAtWork> and then?
<Surf314> Im not in tune with the spirit world

Vongore Socks: and Y is a lie
Socks Vongore: Lie to me is wearing a pretty nice guy, he just fails at people who aren't on a mission.
Vongore Socks: you wear pretty guys?
Socks Vongore: Guys guys guys.
Vongore Socks: stop pretendig to be fyre dammit >:0

[11:49] <Caffeine`work> http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubego...n/212db5e/
[11:49] <Caffeine`work> whales are good tool users

(04-15-2009, 10:53 AM)Ertai link Wrote: [ -> ][11:49] <Caffeine`work> http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubego...n/212db5e/
[11:49] <Caffeine`work> whales are good tool users

+1 for an epic sixth post, good sir.