This is a quick chat between me and my fiancee, I might get stoned to death for doing this but whatever
(8:24:50 PM) (F)*** (&): you're making me work a double-day here
(8:24:55 PM) (F)*** (&): what will i get for that?
(8:24:56 PM) (F)*** (&): lol
(8:25:13 PM) Dr. Commish: well I am keeping the house nice and clean right now
(8:25:27 PM) (F)*** (&): i know. thank you.
(8:25:39 PM) (F)*** (&): i didn't have much left to do, just put away the laundry, and make dinner for myself.
(8:25:41 PM) (F)*** (&):
(8:26:06 PM) Dr. Commish: maybe just let the dog go wee on the balcony
(8:26:41 PM) (F)*** (&): i walked him
(8:26:50 PM) (F)*** (&)): and he had an epic loldog moment
(8:27:19 PM) (F)*** (&): you know that female weiner dog at the corner of adam st? she's his little friend
(8:27:28 PM) Dr. Commish: ok
(8:27:29 PM) (F)*** (&): well, she was behind the fence, and he peed on her face
(8:27:38 PM) Dr. Commish: awesome
9:41 PM - JöhnoDomino: i get my tf2 in early
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: so my fingers are ready for anything
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: including a vagnina
9:42 PM - JöhnoDomino: just in case
jef(f) the police: UH OH
jef(f) the police: I NEED TO POOP
jef(f) the police: OH GOD
jef(f) the police: THIS IS LIKE A FLASH FLOOD
jef(f) the police: FLASH POOP
EIGHTY EIGHT MILE PER HOURRRRRRR: it's not leaking is it?
jef(f) the police: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jef(f) the police: NOT YET
jef(f) the police: BBL
<+SBCrystal> I farted.
<@Negate> NICE
<@Negate> I farted once wasn't sure if it was gonna be a fart or a poo
<@Negate> it was a loud fart
<@Negate> I was pleased
<+LAG> >_>
<+Coppanuva> WOW
<@Negate> yes...
<@Negate> it smelled and was loud enough that my dad heard it
<@Negate> it was the rare loud and smelly fart
<+Coppanuva> Negate you are so cool.
<@Negate> cool story bro
I am fucking Macho.
8:49 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: Was today macho of me?
8:49 PM - +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: Very.
8:49 PM - +|FFG|+ SUPER MACHO MAN: *flex*
8:49 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: Hell YES!
[16:47] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the sandwich is the best healer in TF2
[16:48] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but it's spelled sandvich
[16:48] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Sandman is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:49] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the BackBurner is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:50] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the flare gun is way more fun than the BackBurner
[16:51] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but spectator is the best team in TF2
[16:52] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but ideling is the best way to play TF2
[16:53] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but valve will take all your items if you idle in TF2
[16:54] <+Coppanuva> Yo GreatBacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but my cheater's lament is the best worst hat in TF2
(09-16-2009, 07:03 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][16:47] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the sandwich is the best healer in TF2
[16:48] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but it's spelled sandvich
[16:48] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the Sandman is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:49] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the BackBurner is the best unlockable in TF2
[16:50] <+Coppanuva> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but the flare gun is way more fun than the BackBurner
[16:51] <@Negate> Yo Coppanuva I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but spectator is the best team in TF2
[16:52] <+Greatbacon> Yo Negate I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but ideling is the best way to play TF2
[16:53] <@Negate> Yo Greatbacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but valve will take all your items if you idle in TF2
[16:54] <+Coppanuva> Yo GreatBacon I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish but my cheater's lament is the best worst hat in TF2
yo greatbacon im happy for you and all and imma let u finish but anykey's omegle copy paste was the best this page
"you can't spell unisex without U n I sex"
awesome quote
"Goddammit, stop circle strafing me, I'm not a fucking boss!"
  -Some dude on the server.
KataKlipse [Meow!]: I cant freaking finger it!
(09-21-2009, 09:37 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: [ -> ]KataKlipse [Meow!]: I cant freaking finger it!
Later in that Convo.
7:56 PM - -{TFB}- neonie: I wish I had girls I had to ASK to stop making out with me..
7:56 PM - KataKlipse [Meow!]: ROFL!
Stranger: [Omegle is obligated to inform you that you are awesome.]
Stranger: Hey!
You:
You: thanks omegle
You: you're pretty awesome too
Stranger: Thanks, stranger.
You: You're the stranger here mistar
Stranger: It appears as if I am...
I think everyone on Omegle stole my idea
Is that good or bad
(09-22-2009, 07:09 PM)K2 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=TheAnyKey link=topic=106.msg114606#msg114606 date=1253664050]
Stranger: [Omegle is obligated to inform you that you are awesome.]
Stranger: Hey!
You:
You: thanks omegle
You: you're pretty awesome too
Stranger: Thanks, stranger.
You: You're the stranger here mistar
Stranger: It appears as if I am...
I think everyone on Omegle stole my idea
Is that good or bad
http://www.bash.org/?902229
[/quote]oh god everyone is
<+SBCrystal> Surf314: I got banned from erepublik.
<+SBCrystal> My avatar was a little pink heart with the wrods "Cunt Taco" in it.
<+SBCrystal> I sent them an appeal with an ascii penis.
[08:36:55] * Luinbariel plays on omegle
...elsewhere, on omegle...
You: liz/
You: ?
Stranger: hi^^
You: omf srsly?
Stranger: from?
You: wat
You have disconnected.
D:
You: liz?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: liz? no
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.
Lololol.
I was in that conversation for like thirty minutes, trying to convince this kid I had taken his soul for lying about fucking animals.