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(10-25-2009, 10:20 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=106.msg119605#msg119605 date=1256527195]
waterproof laptop plz

and stop telling me to fap without porn directly in front of me
lazy kids these days, don't know how to use their imagination.
[/quote]He's got money, I don't understand why he doesn't buy a playboy and a laminating machine if he absolutely needs the visual stimuli Tongue
(10-25-2009, 10:19 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]waterproof laptop plz

and stop telling me to fap without porn directly in front of me
you can also take a bath and fap, I doubt you need both hands to fap, one for the laptop, one for fapping
(10-25-2009, 10:23 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=106.msg119606#msg119606 date=1256527252]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=106.msg119605#msg119605 date=1256527195]
waterproof laptop plz

and stop telling me to fap without porn directly in front of me
lazy kids these days, don't know how to use their imagination.
[/quote]He's got money, I don't understand why he doesn't buy a playboy and a laminating machine if he absolutely needs the visual stimuli Tongue
[/quote]
Considering it's Versus, he could probably just buy a shower with a Playboy Playmate.
there aren't any baths in my dorm :V

also, I like chrono's suggestion.

rumsfald

(10-25-2009, 11:15 PM)Chronomaster link Wrote: [ -> ]Considering it's Versus, he could probably just buy a Japanese sex doll.
(10-25-2009, 10:19 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ]waterproof laptop plz

i'd imagine heat was an issue for something like that unless it was specifically designed to only be used while submerged in water, in which case you have something approaching an idealized infinitely massive highly conductive heatsink (omg want)
(10-26-2009, 06:20 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=106.msg119605#msg119605 date=1256527195]
waterproof laptop plz

i'd imagine heat was an issue for something like that unless it was specifically designed to only be used while submerged in water, in which case you have something approaching an idealized infinitely massive highly conductive heatsink (omg want)
[/quote]

hahahahaha

also, it could just use very low amounts of power and have decent heatsinks, it just needs to function as a web browser, store images, and display said images.
I thought Gurren Lagann was what you fap to
(10-26-2009, 07:45 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]I thought Gurren Lagann was what you fap to
It's 50 million light years long. I don't think that works.
(10-25-2009, 10:16 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]That kid needs to lrn2showerfap

[Image: Women_do_not_their_shower2.png]

7:03 PM - Wuoyrd: oh fuck son
7:04 PM - geoff: wat
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: I ate a bowl of these chocolate cookies made out of peanut butter
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: oh my god my stomach
7:04 PM - geoff: lol
7:04 PM - geoff: raped
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: I wanna go take a shit, but my asshole is bubbling
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: I'm fraid
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: You know when your asshole bubbles?
7:04 PM - Wuoyrd: When you know it's pissed at you?\
7:05 PM - Wuoyrd: fffff
7:05 PM - Wuoyrd: oh well, here we go
7:05 PM - Wuoyrd: onward to discovery
Wuoyrd is now Offline.
<Caffeine`work> Surf314: In this house, we OBEY the law of theromodynamics
at0m2go: friend of my GF's husband is stationed there
(11-05-2009, 05:12 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]at0m2go: friend of my GF's husband is stationed there
<_<
15:40 Versus_laptop: i'm hungry
15:40 Versus_laptop: but i don't have enough time to eat before class
15:40 Versus_laptop: f
15:41 at0m2go: fap instead
15:41 at0m2go: into yo mouf
15:41 Versus_laptop: i just did
[12:41:02] <+at0m2go> fap instead
[12:41:05] <<@Versus_laptop> i just did
[12:41:06] <+at0m2go> into yo mouf
[12:41:11] <@Versus_laptop> except that part
[15:40:39] <Versus_laptop> i'm hungry
[15:40:47] <Versus_laptop> but i don't have enough time to eat before class
[15:40:47] <Versus_laptop> f
[15:40:56] <at0m2go> fap instead
[15:40:59] <at0m2go> into yo mouf
[15:41:00] <Versus_laptop> i just did
[15:41:05] <Versus_laptop> except that part

you're the only one who saw it that way versus. <3

Professor Funbucks

(08-14-2009, 11:16 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]Self Quote, Double Quote, i don't care I'm starting up a fun thread again Smile

+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: God your a dick your meaner than AnyKey who is COOL
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: yeah
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: i said it
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: your a dick
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: and you mean
Professor Funbucks: i have a dick
Professor Funbucks: what now
Professor Funbucks: what NOW
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: SUCK IT
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: WHAT NOW
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: WHTA NAO
Professor Funbucks: I CANT
Professor Funbucks: I DONT BEND THAT WAY
Professor Funbucks: LOL
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: LOL
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: L2BEND
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: FGGT
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: YOUR TO FAT
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: FGGT
Professor Funbucks: NO
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: YES
+|FFG|+ Mr. Face: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Professor Funbucks is now Offline.

I don't remember this.
[18:05:10] <HeK|Netbook> at0m, You must witness the awesomeness that is my ghetto-rack
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[18:27:55] <Luinbariel> lol boob cafe
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[18:39:04] <at0m> HeK|Netbook: linx plox
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[18:39:17] <Versus_laptop> hi
[18:39:55] <at0m> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[18:40:01] <Versus_laptop> lol

only kinda a self quote

Turtle: oh my god my 6 button is stuck
Turtle: like bad stuck
Turtle: like i just jizzed inside my 6 button bad stuck
Turtle: thats not good
Coppanuva: ask Versus for advice
Coppanuva: I bet he knows a lot of remedies for jizz keys