This one isn't really funny, more so the greatest idea for a game that me and montoya ever thought of.
Also it's really really long
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Someone should make a riot game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Where you play as a cop or a rioter or a bystander
[HOT CARL] Turtle: sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it's basically Attack/Defend
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha, yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Civilized Attack/Defend game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Boring for the defenders though. "ALRIGHT! EVERYONE LINE UP AND STAND STILL! DON'T ATTACK BECAUSE WE CAN'T RISK A PUBLIC SCANDAL!"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: But it would be cool because if a bystander pushes you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you could be allowed to like pull out your billy club
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and hit them
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Different levels are in differnt countries and have different laws
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we could do this
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we could make this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: china=Easy mode
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You get tanks.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: china = you could pull out a pack of c4 for all they care
[HOT CARL] Turtle: US = Normal mode
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you can do a lot of shit, but don't push it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: andddd
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Where could hard mode be?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Europe?
[HOT CARL] Turtle: NORTH KOREA!
[HOT CARL] Turtle:
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i guess
[HOT CARL] Turtle: uh
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I really have no idea where you could go for hard mode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Well, in the glorius People's Republic of Korea, no one would eever riot, because the standard of living is so high
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: true
[HOT CARL] Turtle: hmm
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Capitalist dogs in South Korea, though...
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Maybe france or something
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: RIOTS. ALL THE TIME
[HOT CARL] Turtle: OH SHIT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: SOUTH KOREA!
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Norway.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Norway.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Those guys send criminals on "rehab cruises"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: totally
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: In a riot, the cops would just be handing out tickets.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that would suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: your only weapon is your fist and a ticket
[HOT CARL] Turtle: only use your fist if nobodys watching
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Not even your fist
[HOT CARL] Turtle: like if a guy starts fucking with you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: pretend nothings happening
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when nobodies watching just whack him
[HOT CARL] Turtle: then give him a ticket :p
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would love playing in US
[HOT CARL] Turtle: be fun
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there could be like different ranks and stuff on both sides
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Like highest for bystander is "crazy guy with a molotov"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and like "college kid"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or "madman with illegal firearm"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then like high ranks for cops would be like "Police Sergeant"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Police could be "Riot Shield Phalanx guy"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and you could be allowed to like give orders and shit
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and say "hit that fucker"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: "Dude with beanba shotgun"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The Taser Bros
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Trigger finger cop with a taser
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And of course "Police sniper" to deal with "madman with illegal firearm"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Every class has a counter.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: could go on a roof
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but can only shoot when given the order
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lest you wanna get in trubs
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Molotov dude is countered by firemen.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would like to be a police sergeant so i could give orders
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would say shit like "BEAT THAT GUY UP"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then like 5 cops would billy club the fuck out of one guy"
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Squad car is countered by car flippers.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: That would be sweet.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game would own
[HOT CARL] Turtle: somebody has to make this
[HOT CARL] Turtle: SOMEBODY CONTACT A COMPANY
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I wonder if Bioware would do it :p
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Would police sergeant get his own AI squard of basic riot cops?
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably like a couple guys
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that have to stay with him
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably not riot cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: more so just cops
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: There would have to be tons of AI rioters in addition to the player guys
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably aas big as MAG or some shit
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: THat would be sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You never know how many dudes 256 is until they all group up
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: 256 guys all attacking one dude
[HOT CARL] Turtle: would have been THE BEST
[HOT CARL] Turtle: also when you win as the bystanders, you can break through and start beating up cops
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Reminds me of execution sqauds in Mount and Blade:Warband
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the cops can't fight back
[HOT CARL] Turtle: woah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there's execution squads?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Well, sort of. In this one mod you can surrender, then the enemy team decides what to do with you
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sometimes it's a firing squad.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: sweet
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sometimes they all just kick you to death
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: All at once.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: good god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: why isnt this game made yet
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I don't knpwo
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I really don't.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The maps could be stuff like cities and stadiums and stiff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would play this game for like 72 hours straight
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maps could be like outside on the street and shit
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Stadium fights are basically rioters vs rioters vs cops.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah basically cops have to break it up
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You try to beat up the other team's supporters and not get arrested.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or if you're a cop you try to break it up
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You already put that.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game is so sweet
[HOT CARL] Turtle: So Rioter's Mission: Try to beat up the other rioters, without getting arrested or fucked up too badly
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: If I knew any game making skills at all I wouls start it tonight.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and Cops Mission: Try to clean this up without them killing eachother
[HOT CARL] Turtle: It definately would not be T
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i would make it M
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Bonus team: Sports team
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Mission: GTFO
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Sports Team's Mission: OH GOD RUN AWAY
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: You'd have the dudes in the front row climbing over the barriers to kill you
[HOT CARL] Turtle: ohh
[HOT CARL] Turtle: they'd have to get behind the riot cops squad without dying
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: dude
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so many ideas
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we should write this down :O
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game has the makings of greatness.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Or we could just copy-paste this chat log.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: copy pasta
[HOT CARL] Turtle: is our sacred game making grounds
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i would pay like
[HOT CARL] Turtle: 100 bucks for this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maybe EA could do it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it sounds like something EA might do
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Too unique
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Nothing like this has ever been made
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: They would never take the chance.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: true
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but EA is full of greedy monsters
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We'dhave to get some really good indie devs.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and they know how much this would make
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I wonder if Valve would do it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Maybe,.'
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I kinda doubt it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Gabe Newell would be like WHERES THE WoW
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: ?!?!?
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It'd be out in 20 years if they did.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Stupid Valve time
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I want my goddamn Passing.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: GAMERS RIOT OVER EP3 DELAY>
[HOT CARL] Turtle: now i'm gonna dream about playing this when i go to bed
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: THAT SHOULD BE A GAME MODE
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Rioter's Mission: FUCKING KILL NEWELL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Easiest mode for cops.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: best game ever
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Cop's Mission: PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP NEWELL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Rednecks riot over healthcare reforms.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: This game is the greatest thing ever.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so good
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: THE GREATEST
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I want
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I WANT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If i could wish for 1 thing and 1 thing only right now
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would wish for this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Me too.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: We could be like the only 2 people playiong it ever
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and we would just play with 254 AIs
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and still be super happy
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I would die happy.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And then riot in hell.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: OH GOD
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: HELL RIOT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: FIREBALLS
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: The damned rebel against their tormentors!
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the Cops highest rank would be the devil
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And he's the Heavy Metal Devil.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: OH SHIT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: YES
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: So he plays sweet solos and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: he can smack people in the face with his guitar
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Wow
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: like super bad
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would give up like all the games i have right now
[HOT CARL] Turtle: for this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It has so many features it could replace them all
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We can't let this idea get to the Source modding community. Most of those gus are retarded.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it's name should be R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: so many ideas
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: But seriously, there's a mod for Source in development. It's an MMO. MMOs are impossible on the source engine.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Modders are mostly stupid.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Ew
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I DONT WANT A R!OT MMO
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We need to let the world know.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: R!OT MMo would suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there should be a feature for rioting over people trying to make a R!OT MMO
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yes.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it'd be like YOU FOUND A LEVEL 21 HAT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and you'd be like FUCK THIS HAT IM GETTING BEATING WITH A BILLYCLUB
[HOT CARL] Turtle: beaten*
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: But the hat increases billyclub resistance.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And then you could beat up the cop and level up your molotovs.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be an endless cycle of suck
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Oh shit
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i just thought of something
[HOT CARL] Turtle: On the bystander side
[HOT CARL] Turtle: if you do something that was fucking ballsy
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you could get respect points
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and with more respect points, more people would follow what you do
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Awesome idea.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: So if you have a lot and you like start fighting a cop, they would do the same
[HOT CARL] Turtle: maybe even help you
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Rewarding badassery with followers.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Sweet.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: oh and if cops win the round, they pull out tear gas
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And the Rastas would be all "Respect, mon!"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Tear gas=winnar.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when rioters win the round, they break through the line and start beating up the cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: which is probably more fun then winning as cops
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but still fun
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god damnit i want this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: we can dream, TUrtle. we can dream
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If we ever become game makers when we're older
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we need to team up and do this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Awww yeah.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Totally.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be awesome.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then we'd have more money then bill gates
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and the rate of actual riots would explode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would sell like crazy
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and we'd probably get sued
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but we'd just win because there would be too many riots over us getting sued
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It would be bannned in Germany
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: EAT IT GERMANY
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If i wake up tomorrow and see a commercial for this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: And Australia would never hear of it because of their internet censorship by that time
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will cry
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will cry tears of joy dude
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: I would buy 14 copies.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I would take those other 13 copies
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and use them as stuff to throw in the riot
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Ha, eyah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: People would riot everywhere
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Just because.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: probably
[HOT CARL] Turtle: but nobody would care
[HOT CARL] Turtle: because they'd be too busy playing R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YEah
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Riot because the President is too busy with R!OT.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: riot because R!OT is so great
[HOT CARL] Turtle: Riot over the ! in R!OT
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: !'s woudl replace Is in the English language.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: you mean the Engl!sh language
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: That ! do Turtle. That ! do.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: god
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game would blow minds
[HOT CARL] Turtle: literally
[HOT CARL] Turtle: minds would actually explode
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: It's already blown mine.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: man
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I want it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: If this game never comes out
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I will regret it for the rest of my life
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yeah
[HOT CARL] Turtle: my last wish before i die would be "MAKE R!OT"
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and my children would be like wtf is R!OT
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and then they'd look at this chat and they'd be like
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we have to make this
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: We should go contract AIDS, and getMake-A-Wish to get EA to do it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: EA wants the PR
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: there would be a Make-A-Wish section just for this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: because so many people would wish for i
[HOT CARL] Turtle: it*
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Yes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: BRB.U should all get AIDS.
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: All of us young enough for Make-A-Wish
[HOT CARL] Turtle: we already have AIDS
[HOT CARL] Turtle: that was my joke for that one guy who's name is AIDS
[HOT CARL] Turtle: is 15 young enough for Make-A-Wish
[HOT CARL] Turtle: screw it
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Speaking of AIDS, I vandalized my neighborhood pool gate.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i will dress up like a baby to get this game
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Put a big Pool's Closed sign on there.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: lol
[HOT CARL] Turtle: RIOT OVER THE POOL'S CLOSED SIGN ON MONTOYAS NEIGHBORHOOD POOL
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: YES YES YES
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and when the rioters win
[HOT CARL] Turtle: they can go swimming
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: Totally.
[HOT CARL] Turtle: and like try to drown cops and stuff
[HOT CARL] Turtle: LOL
[HOT CARL] Turtle: I could see rioters doing that
[HOT CARL] Turtle: omg
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want this game
[HOT CARL] Turtle: i want everything in it
[HOT CARL] Turtle: this game has the amazingness of 100 games put together
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: 1000 ganes
Iron Montoya |brb.u|: *games
[HOT CARL] Turtle: yes
[HOT CARL] Turtle: every time someone says the word R!OT,another copy of a different game would explode