Spore: Is that a tuttle?
Face
: tuttlesoup
Spore: I like tuttles.
Face
: tuttles are awesome
Spore: Tuttles get turned on by shoes.
Spore: I saw it on youtube.
Face
: oh man
Face
: you should see my tuttle
Face
: he sees me with a box of new shoes
Face
: hes like...
Face
: "ima rape that shit"
Face
: but in tuttle language
Spore: I didn't know tuttles could vocalize until I saw those videos.
Face
: yes
Spore: I'm leaving in about 40 minutes to do other zombie related things.
Face
: Zombieland
Spore: :3
Face
: i totally got that reference
Face
: high5
Spore: ^5
Face
: awesome
Face
: k well we'll get a pubble
Spore: I wish Pubble was an animal.
Spore: Like a relative of tuttles.
Face
: dont we all
Face
: i am saving this conversation
Face
: because it is so informative about turtle fetishes
Spore: das good
Face
: and Zombies
Face
: and pubbles
Face
: i mean its jam packed with facts
Spore: The Face and Spore Encyclopedia of Knowledge.
Face
: i would read the fuck out of that book
Spore: Half the book are tuttle pictures and it comes with a VHS of a lost Star Trek episode called the Trouble with Pubbles.
Face
: oh my god
Face
: that
Face
: thats the greatest idea
Spore: The other half of the book is more tuttle pictures.
Face
: yes
Face
: maybe a few drawings of pubbles
Spore: They are hidden throughout the tuttle pictures ala Where's Waldo.
Face
: man
Face
: this is such a great conversation
Spore: Durp.
Face
: DARP
Face
: :C
Spore: Niet.
Face
: i just recently found out what durp meant
Spore: I've been trying to figure that out for years now.
Spore: do tell.
Face
: it means i dont care
Face
: in the meanest way possible
Spore: I use it as that thing you say when you have to say something, but have nothing to say.
Spore: "My Pubble died today."Â "Durp."
Face
: yeahhhh
Face
: thats what i thought it was
Face
: but
jeff said it was something else
Spore:
Jeff is a Mexicasian. He's probably lying.
Face
: you never disagree with
jeff
Face
: never ever never
Spore: Well, he's wrong. He probably doesn't even know what a Pubble looks like.
Face
: totally
Face
: he probably thinks its a unicorn
Face
: >
Spore: Pfft. Unicorns dream of being as mystical as Pubbles.
Face
: for realz
Face
: unicorns look at themselves in the mirror in the morning
Face
: and just say "why god"
Spore: Then they go to work, and the Pubble in accounting gets that promotion they've been after.
Face
: and they get home and find out his wife is banging a pubble
Spore: Aw snap.
Face
: i feel bad for unicorns now
Face
: :C
Face
: i hope the pubble didnt know she was married
Spore: She said she wasn't. Pubbles never lie, so they don't think anybody else does either.
Face
: yeah
Face
: now that pubbles gonna get all mixed up in this
Face
: poor pubble
Spore: Pfft.
Spore: The Pubble just turned around, finished up, looked at Mr. Unicorn straight in the eyes, and said "Mfffffh durrfff".
Spore: Nobody speaks Pubble but Pubbles though.
Spore: So I don't know what went down. All I know is that the unicorn family lived happily thereafter.
Face
: i read in the paper a couple of rival unicorn/pubble gangs are having a gang war
Spore: and to think the tuttles can just fuck their shoes while this all goes on around them.
Spore: They are so uninformed about the world.
Face
: i know
Face
: theyre like that old couple down a block that still thinks we're in WWII
Spore: Except they're tuttles.
Face
: yes
Face
: i wonder how dragons feel about this
Spore: Dragons aren't real dumbass.
I don't know if this is a self quote or not but we both contributed and i had a fun time with it
edit: holy hell the end of my name makes this a crazy conversation