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Quote:12:45 Socks Dtrain323i: The boosters had a friend i exclusively call tits mcgee, and her tits are amazing.
kaese | can DVD be the new slang for a threesome with two guys
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+Karrde | Socks: Karrde
+Socks | Karrde: I forget karrde, are you trying to get
        | the no fur, naked women campaign.
+Karrde | I....what?
+Karrde | Socks: Karrde
+Socks | Karrde: Ok i got that ass-backwards karrde.
+Karrde | yep
So Socks has a brain again. And this happened:
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Rilnac_web | pony should pony pony
Rilnac_web | socks pony
    +Socks | Rilnac_web: Who knows? More importantly, who cares?
Rilnac_web | :(
lmao
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      @ainmosni | !javascript--
   +Mooseturbot | karma of javascript is now -3
      @ainmosni | still hates it
+Caffeine`work | ainmosni: You'll have a nightmare one day and it
                | will be that there is no linux, no command line,
                | everything is a walled garden, and all languages
                | are now java and php
+Caffeine`work | oh and you have to use 3 sea shells to wipe, and
                | all restaurants are taco bells
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@at0m2remote | Socks: Didzo
       +Socks | at0m2remote: Didzo won't say where he lives.
@at0m2remote | TRUTH
       +Didzo | |:
       +Didzo | socks: i don't see how that's relevant
       +Socks | Didzo: We'll see how that's relevant.
       +Didzo | ...
Dtrain323i- Get Off My Lawn: daniel day lewis gets me hard
(02-07-2013, 11:33 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Dtrain323i- Get Off My Lawn: daniel day lewis gets me hard


truth
from my youtube inbox and looks suspicious to me:

dave said to me
a guy name dave told me to watch your videos and now im glad he did. i think you have awesome talent and you deserve to be alot bigger on yt

if you want you should try using http://bit.ly/Tubebooster and see if it helps. one or 2 guys i know bought 1k subs from it and now they have way more views on their videos.
tell me if it works Big Grin

bye

sam; username: markwatenr

seems odd...
the account is pretty new (2/3/2013)
also he has 7 subs and no vids, decided not to go to the site because google search revealed nothing when i tried to check for it.
reported as well: probably chinese hackers out to recruit rummy and myself

title of that page: BUY YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS
(02-09-2013, 09:56 AM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ]from my youtube inbox and looks suspicious to me:

dave said to me
a guy name dave told me to watch your videos and now im glad he did. i think you have awesome talent and you deserve to be alot bigger on yt

if you want you should try using http://bit.ly/Tubebooster and see if it helps. one or 2 guys i know bought 1k subs from it and now they have way more views on their videos.
tell me if it works Big Grin

bye

sam; username: markwatenr

seems odd...
the account is pretty new (2/3/2013)
also he has 7 subs and no vids, decided not to go to the site because google search revealed nothing when i tried to check for it.
reported as well: probably chinese hackers out to recruit rummy and myself
I get a few of these messages per month, with identical phrasing. Just report as spam
looked at profile comments after posting = spam bot
i am real human. i can speak for this service. is not spam
[tt]15:01 StolenToast http://youtu.be/t8QEOBgLBQU
15:01 Mooseturbot youtu.be: Gabe Newell: Reflections of a Video Game Maker - YouTube
15:01 StolenToast it's an hour long interview with Gaben
15:02 LAG WHO'S WATCHING
15:02 StolenToast who watches the watchmen?
15:03 StolenToast also I like Gabe's voice
15:03 StolenToast maybe that's weird[/tt]
In the 'almost as bad as tweeting that the building is on fire' category, FlyingMongoose:
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20:39:11            +Karrde | anyone feeling planetsidey tonight?
20:40:53    +FlyingMongoose | I am... but I'm at work
20:40:56    +FlyingMongoose | so you're kind of SOL on that
20:41:55            +Karrde | I'm still dealing with dinner
20:42:00            +Karrde | just finished cleaning beer stuff
21:01:06    +FlyingMongoose | I'm out
21:01:36                <-- | FlyingMongoose
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21:30:27                 | FlyingMongoose
                           | (webchat@flyingmongoose.user.gamesurge) has joined
                           | #brbuninstalling
21:30:27                 -- | Mode #brbuninstalling [+v FlyingMongoose] by
                           | ChanServ
21:30:27          @ChanServ | [FlyingMongoose] "(such as the buttocks)"
21:30:36    +FlyingMongoose | aaand my truck is not starting
21:34:31                <-- | FlyingMongoose
                           | (webchat@flyingmongoose.user.gamesurge) has quit
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And a followup:
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23:28:37                 | FlyingMongoose
                            | (webchat@flyingmongoose.user.gamesurge) has joined
                            | #brbuninstalling
23:28:37                 -- | Mode #brbuninstalling [+v FlyingMongoose] by
                            | ChanServ
23:28:37          @ChanServ | [FlyingMongoose] "(such as the buttocks)"
23:28:46    +FlyingMongoose | hi at0m2remote
23:45:39                 | Chugalug (~Matt@pool-173-55-62-233.lsanca.dsl-w.ve
                            | rizon.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
23:53:02                <-- | FlyingMongoose
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well sooory, I was waiting for triple A and the dude showed up... then I got my truck started, got home, then checked a few things, including iRC... then went to sleep.
<+Elder> socks: is TOH a man?
<+Socks> Elder: Is toh a man.
* +Elder slaps socks around a bit with a large trout
<+kaese> ^
<+Elder> socks: useless robots
<+TOH> socks: what am i
<+Socks> Elder: Buy a whole bunch of anime robots tearing each other apart in very pretty ways.

rumsfald


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I am now going to demonstrate the proper way to post a selfie in the copypasta thread.

Grandmother wrote:  
ON THE NEWS Be alert when walking home and to work. There are robbers in <$YOUR> County using a TAZZER gun on people and when you can't move they are robbing you They have done it to four people so far and the cops haven't caught them yet BE CAREFUL and ALERT tell <$GIRLFRIEND> also You two walk alot love


Me wrote:
Why didn't you get me a TAZZER for Christmas???

It sounds fun!


Grandmother wrote:  
how about I get you one now and you can Tazzer your mouth

Tazzer sounds like a delicious drink, she was just trying to help.