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20:28 < Daveawesome> surf
20:28 < Daveawesome> you know science right?
20:28 <+Surf314> not really
20:28 < Daveawesome> oh
20:28 < Daveawesome> nvm
20:28 <+Surf314> i mean some physics chem and bio
20:28 <+Surf314> from HS
20:28 <+Surf314> I was in IB
20:28 <+Surf314> so it was like
20:28 < Daveawesome> that might be enough
20:28 <+Surf314> more advanced?
20:28 <+Surf314> shoot
20:28 < Daveawesome> who would win in a fight, donkey kong or banjo?
Geoff invites me to voice chat

Call from Black Geoff started.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: still dont have a mic
Black Geoff: let me in >Sad
Call with Black Geoff ended.
(11-08-2008, 11:18 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ]Geoff invites me to voice chat

Call from Black Geoff started.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: still dont have a mic
Black Geoff: let me in >Sad
Call with Black Geoff ended.

Are you ever getting one?
10:10 < ScottyG_work> http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/pinksage
10:11 < ScottyG_work> Don't see any creepin.
10:11 < ScottyG_work> hangin and chillin yes.
10:11 < ScottyG_work> maybe even a little bit of illin
10:11 < ScottyG_work> but no creepin

Someone shoop a scotty gangsta pic stat!
(11-10-2008, 10:13 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Someone shoop a scotty gangsta pic stat!

[Image: yRappin20Rodney.jpg]

No shop required.
(11-10-2008, 10:13 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]shoop a scotty gangsta pic stat!

L33t MSPaint skills you say? Who the fuck is Dave?

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Riosan: fyi
Old Man Karth: Ianki just won the game
Riosan: i do want to play gmod
Riosan: what game
Riosan: the kor/vandam thing
Old Man Karth: the game
Old Man Karth: no
Riosan: oh
Old Man Karth: as in
Riosan: the game
Riosan: yeah
Old Man Karth: THE game
Riosan: also fyi
Old Man Karth: :O
Riosan: there can't be porn of the game
Riosan: and if there isn't porn of it
Riosan: it doesn't exist
Old Man Karth: WHAT?!
Riosan: so game doesn't exist
Riosan: and if the game doesn't exist
Riosan: it can't be lost
Riosan: i just won the game
Old Man Karth: But how can you win if you can't lose?
Riosan: if i can't lose, i have to win
Old Man Karth: there is no middle ground
Riosan: exactly
Old Man Karth: If there is no risk
Riosan: i either win or lose
Riosan: so if i can't lose
Old Man Karth: then there is not a victory
Riosan: i must win
Old Man Karth: But if you can't lose, than you're not playing the game
Riosan: and since there can't be porn of the game
Riosan: the game doesn't exist
Riosan: and if it doesn't exist, i'm not playing
Riosan: if i'm not playing, i win
Riosan: forever
Riosan: checkmate
Old Man Karth: Maybe winning the game is an euphemism for killing yourself
Riosan: maybe i just won the game
Riosan: :3
Old Man Karth: *bang*
Old Man Karth: You seem to lose, even when you've won
Old Man Karth: there is no escape
Riosan: except i can't lose
Riosan: rule 34 says if it exists, there is porn of it
Old Man Karth: And in winning (and dying) you lose
Riosan: since there cannot be porn of the game
Riosan: it doesn't exist
Old Man Karth: If it exists
Riosan: if it doesn't exist, i can't be losing game
Riosan: if i can't be losing, i must be winning
Old Man Karth: But to determine that, you must determine this
Old Man Karth: what IS the game
Riosan: tl;dr
Riosan: i won the game
Riosan: <3
Old Man Karth: *bangbang*
Old Man Karth: I mourn you when you lose
Old Man Karth: I hope you win the game in eternity
Old Man Karth: lolololol
(11-10-2008, 11:34 PM)The Grand Pope of Karthology link Wrote: [ -> ]Riosan: fyi
Old Man Karth: Ianki just won the game

I have no idea what you're talking about.

But oh yes, i will win the Vandamnguy game.
Honest (2:14:48 AM): I stuck my hand in syrup. Continue.
Blue Bomber (2:15:12 AM): Thread over
[13:30:30] <Versus_laptop> physics test next
[13:30:32] <Versus_laptop> :p
[13:30:38] <+tdlove_work> just use the grav gun
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: >:{O
cannedpeaches (brb!U): ...
cannedpeaches (brb!U): Sieg heil!
cannedpeaches (brb!U): I guess it'd be more like...
cannedpeaches (brb!U): >:|O
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: lawl true
cannedpeaches (brb!U): >:IO
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Think you've got it Smile
cannedpeaches (brb!U): Grosses die Deutschland, grosses die Deutscher!
cannedpeaches (brb!U) salutes
cannedpeaches (brb!U): uh oh
cannedpeaches (brb!U) goosesteps away
[17:00:01] <+Versus> socks: new pork city
[17:00:07] <Socks> Versus: Gong bao ji ding.
(11-13-2008, 06:03 PM)Versus-p- link Wrote: [ -> ][17:00:01] <+Versus> socks: new pork city
[17:00:07] <Socks> Versus: Gong bao ji ding.
Zomg Mother 3 Big Grin
<Socks> Versus_EEE: What about that this only works in conjunction with bmw’s previous lane departure warning system, which also vibrates the steering wheel and flash an led on the mtv awards. :S.
Quote:<Squishy3> oh scotty, question about mirror's edge

<ScottyG_work> Sweet

<ScottyG_work> Hmm?

<ScottyG_work> Question eh?

<tdlove_work> yes

<Surf314> if you put your penis in the usb slot can you sexor the asian chick

<tdlove_work> hot

<Surf314> or is there a data trasfer problem

<tdlove_work> it says there is not enough space on the drive

<tdlove_work> what does it mean

<ScottyG_work> Surf314: Your penis can fit in the usb slot?

<Squishy3> surf has a small penis

<Squishy3> fact

<ScottyG_work> Apparently so.

Quote:18:28 < Surf> Budr: you ever read alan moore
18:28 < Surf> specifically lost girls?
18:30 < Budr> Nope. Read some of his stuff
18:30 < Budr> Vendetta, Watchmen, LEG, From Hell
18:30 < Budr> Not the one you mentoned though
18:30 < Surf> oh I was kinda curious about what your take on it would be
18:30 < Budr> Any good then?
18:30 < Surf> errrrr
18:31 < Surf> depends on your definition of good
18:31 < Surf> its.....sort of porn?
18:31 < Surf> but intellectual porn?
18:31 < Budr> Two birds
18:31 < Surf> but with child sex
18:31 < Budr> I'll give it a read
18:31 < Surf> lol!
18:31 < Budr> Oh shit
18:31 < Budr> Three birds
18:31 < Surf> but theres gay stuff in it two
18:31 < Surf> just to warn you
18:31 < Budr> Hmm
18:31 < Budr> Two birds

A handy guide on how to add and subtract birds based on changing circumstances.
Quote:21:09:04 *** Caff`work [9348ea05@webchat.mibbit.com] has quit [G-lined (AUTO Excessive connections from a single host.)]
21:09:04 *** tdlove_work [cfa1c921@webchat.mibbit.com] has quit [G-lined (AUTO Excessive connections from a single host.)]
21:09:13 <@ainmosni> LOL
21:09:20 <@ainmosni> mibbit pwned

G-Line is a global ban on the network....
Vandamguy -brb:u-: peeeenis
[WTF] Rike Hatchel |Brb.u|: YES PENIIIISS
[WTF] Rike Hatchel |Brb.u|: FOR THE CHILDREN
Vandamguy -brb:u-: pm me with pics
[WTF] Rike Hatchel |Brb.u|: umm
[WTF] Rike Hatchel |Brb.u|: no
[WTF] Rike Hatchel |Brb.u|: why would i send them back to you?
Quote:Surf: it keeps looking for steam stuff which is up one directory
[Awesome] ainmosni |BRB.u|: yah I noticed that
[Awesome] ainmosni |BRB.u|: I'm posting on the steam forums now
Surf: do I have to edit the srcds_run like I did to fix autoupdate?
[Awesome] ainmosni |BRB.u|: hmmmm
[Awesome] ainmosni |BRB.u|: didn't think of that
Surf: lol I thought of something you didnt!
Surf: has the student surpassed the teacher?
[Awesome] ainmosni |BRB.u|: lol

Quoted for pride reasons.
<Socks> Versus_EEE: I blame insomnia for poor coding.
<Socks> Versus_EEE: I blame insomnia for poor people.