This is in League of Legends chat and serves as an example of why you shouldn't play the game (stuff in parentheses at the ends are my thoughts at the time):
hnewg (12:23): there?
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:23): yessir (I like to be polite)
hnewg (12:24): i'm on some **** (hmmm...)
 right now
 that i'm not sure you
 or anyone else
 is ready to hear (point where I started becoming confused/interested)
 well
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:24): ok (what else could I say, honestly?)
hnewg (12:24): to be expresseed (he literally just ignored my ok, which is fine with me b/c I just put it up to show I was there)
 so verbally
 with an artistic image
 in their head
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:24): soooo (wait for it...)
hnewg (12:24): to accompany it
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:24): you're high (lol)
hnewg (12:24): um well i'm high right now and as i've though
 thought*
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:25): welcome to the club (as in the rest of the people who think, b/c I don't touch the devil's lettuce)
hnewg (12:25): about the **** in my life the world etc i can almost explain
 enough in worlds alone
 shallow meaning less words
 once said soon forgotten
 i'll stop there (no he won't)
 : P
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:25): k lol
hnewg (12:25): i bring this all to you
 cause you're colombian (it's true!)
 like me
 and i'm pretty sure
 i never met anyone
 on the internet
 that is also colombian
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:26): yeah we're pretty rare (si, estamos raras)
hnewg (12:26): everyone back in colombia is on some whole other **** (including my grandma?)
 they live near the jungle (no she doesn't)
 that raw center
 of pablo escabar (in case you don't know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar)
 and cocaine
 that's the epi center about our biases on drug use, distrubution and origin (eh...not going into this one, but I disagree)
 think about it
 like the  middle eastern countris
 have poppy seeds
 heroin **** mayne
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:28): learning about it in some of my classes actually
hnewg (12:28): bad ***
 i'm going with my instincts bro (good choice!)
 > : ) (I thought this face was adorable coming from a drugged up 20-something male in a video game chat room at midnight)
 that relates to
 my origins of self identity
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:30): hey man I'm actually gonna head out and get some sleep (translated: I'm gonna post this on brb'u)
 interesting **** though haha (the censored word is "shit" icuww)
hnewg (12:30): as a hispanic, white, black, azn, middle eastern, and super awesome australindudes < (SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE!)
 yeah as i said
 when i get high (yeah?)
 or rather as i thought to myself
 as i get real high (yeah???)
 i come down real low (yeah.)
 but come back in just real (yeah?)
 BAM (oh shit!)
 BAM BAM BAM (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
 ok enough of that
 pz
CountrYYYYYYYYYY (12:31): peace