Eschatos: Goddamn ambush parties
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: They shot my butcher and her baby to death
Eschatos: It was very tragic
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: And now they shot my cat
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: not the cat ;-;
Eschatos: Retard dwarves won't come inside
Eschatos: Now my legendary miner is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: ff
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: just ctrl+alt+delete out and restart the save
Eschatos: Nah, I'm gonna play it out
Eschatos: FUCK dead woodworker
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: you can get a Legen-D:. Lame
Eschatos: Now all my dwarves are very unhappy
Eschatos: Why did they have to be crossbow goblins?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: why don't my dwarves make more Copper Bolts. Also, is there any other material to make em from besides metal?
Eschatos: Bone
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: from what workshop
Eschatos: craftsdwarves
Eschatos: Wrestlers vs. Crossbows, who shall win?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: crossbows if they're faster moving
Eschatos: First wrestler takes a bolt to the lower body
Eschatos: Fuck, two down
Eschatos: And these asshole elf traders are just watching
Eschatos: A baby, a cat, and six dwarves dead so far
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|:
Eschatos: I'm out of soldiers
Eschatos: If they come in my fortress, all I have to protect me are some rockfall traps
Eschatos:
Eschatos: My miner beat one to death
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|:
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[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: holyfuck THE EYES
Eschatos: Fuck, my other miner is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: it'll all end in tears
Eschatos: He got chopped in half
Eschatos: Got a kill though
Eschatos: Now they're killing the elves
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: aand the elves are just standing around eating elf pie
Eschatos: After the first one died they ran away
Eschatos: Well now I get all their stuff
Eschatos: And now they head for my fortress
Eschatos: Now my dwarves are going berserk and killing eachother
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|:
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: awesome
Eschatos: Two wardogs and eight traps are all that stand between me and certain death
Eschatos: The goblins are running away, but the berserk dwarf just killed my only other woodcutter
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: simple
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: your dwarves
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: are
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: idiots
Eschatos: And now he killed my only surviving wrestler
Eschatos: How does a clerk get godlike stats?
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: when his stats keep improving, duh
Eschatos: From nothing but clerking he got very strong, perfectly agile, and very tough
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: all that bookkeeping raises his stats after he hits Legendary
Eschatos: My lyemaker is dead
Eschatos: my leatherworker is dead
Eschatos: my potash maker is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: brb checking Steam for the H*R game
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: not there
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: D:
Eschatos: My other miner killed two goblins before bleeding to death
Eschatos: I have 10 people left
Eschatos: my herbalist is dead
Eschatos: my mule is dead
[WTF] Luca Shoal |brb!u|: FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD. GET THE FUCK OUT.
Eschatos: Sheriff is totally useless
Eschatos: my animal trainer is dead
Eschatos: Some migrants have arrived
Eschatos: WHAT THE FUCK
Eschatos: Nine new people
Eschatos: Berserk clerk will kill them all
A chat description of the worst luck I've ever had in Dwarf Fortress. An ambush party of five goblins manages to decimate my entire fortress, causing my leader to go berserk and start killing the rest of my dwarves. Right now I have seven survivors out of twenty three.