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[20:45:42] <+Mission_Difficult> Socks: whores?
[20:45:47] <+Socks> Mission_Difficult: Love them dirty dirty whores.

(10-19-2008, 08:46 PM)Versus-p- link Wrote: [ -> ][20:45:42] <+Mission_Difficult> Socks: whores?
[20:45:47] <+Socks> Mission_Difficult: Love them dirty dirty whores.

I understand Socks is quite the ladies' man.

(10-19-2008, 10:38 PM)peaches link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=106.msg45086#msg45086 date=1224467210]
[20:45:42] <+Mission_Difficult> Socks: whores?
[20:45:47] <+Socks> Mission_Difficult: Love them dirty dirty whores.

I understand Socks is quite the ladies' man.
[/quote]

Except for the fact that she's a woman.

<Luinbariel> aww... i DO look like a man apparently.
<Luinbariel> OH MY GOD WHY
* Luinbariel facedesks
<Luinbariel> I supply my picture and one of my matches is RICK JAMES, WHAT THE FUCK


sorry luin, I had to post it

Some context, before I get completely laughed to death:

http://www.myheritage.com/celebrity-face...?collage=1

(10-19-2008, 11:44 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Some context, before I get completely laughed to death:

http://www.myheritage.com/celebrity-face...?collage=1

LOL, one of my matches is Ché Guevara... VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

<Socks> Riosan: I hate not having sex with her boyfriend at the starting point of a giant cock trout alone! :S.

<Riosan> socks: om nom nom
<Socks> Riosan: Nom nom nom?

(10-20-2008, 05:30 AM)ainmosni link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=106.msg45096#msg45096 date=1224477856]
Some context, before I get completely laughed to death:

http://www.myheritage.com/celebrity-face...?collage=1

LOL, one of my matches is Ché Guevara... VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
[/quote]

my first match is also named James. :O

[23:01] <Socks> Mission_Difficult: I like my screenshot of your asshole.

[23:01] <Mission_Difficult> Socks: no
[23:01] <Socks> Mission_Difficult: Yes, pig-burger-dicks.

<Socks> Riosan: I just picked a few times. The horse inserts his penis there.

lmfao

<+Socks> Versus: My dick has a dick.

<+Socks> George: Is a faggot.

<+Socks> Versus: Jay leno ruins that picture is taken.

[03:11] <Socks> Mission_Difficult: You know what you are, but i'munna fuckin' eat you too!

Quote:<ScottyG_work> http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=efACWYRNRcQ&NR=1
<ScottyG_work> I've never wanted to bone that woman more than I do right now.
<ScottyG_work> Shut her up for awhile. :p
<ScottyG_work> Tie her up, have her dangling from the ceiling trapped in a very embarassing position.
<ScottyG_work> Then start the spanking and whipping. ^_^
<ScottyG_work> And... well... go from there. <3

<+Socks> Versus_laptop: All your nd are belong to me.

ct | Geoff: OH YEAH
ct | Geoff: WELL I BEEN TO LEGOLAND
ct | Geoff: beat that

(10-30-2008, 03:09 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ]ct | Geoff: OH YEAH
ct | Geoff: WELL I BEEN TO LEGOLAND
ct | Geoff: beat that

I have too.

22:57 copulatingduck did i tell you about my first wife and husband?
22:57 NiceGuyJSK Surf314: i still don't have it
22:57 Surf314 copulatingduck: no
22:57 Surf314 I just got back from the spire
22:57 copulatingduck oh
22:57 NiceGuyJSK copulatingduck: what the hell are you talking about?
22:57 copulatingduck so, I married this guy
22:57 NiceGuyJSK duck married a dude! :o
22:58 copulatingduck im a chick
22:58 NiceGuyJSK duck is a chick! :o
22:58 copulatingduck anyways, I realized he was pretty whiny, and spineless
22:58 Surf314 lol
22:58 copulatingduck srsly, im definitely the one that wears the pants in the relationship

(11-06-2008, 04:08 PM)NiceGuy link Wrote: [ -> ]22:57 copulatingduck did i tell you about my first wife and husband?
22:57 NiceGuyJSK Surf314: i still don't have it
22:57 Surf314 copulatingduck: no
22:57 Surf314 I just got back from the spire
22:57 copulatingduck oh
22:57 NiceGuyJSK copulatingduck: what the hell are you talking about?
22:57 copulatingduck so, I married this guy
22:57 NiceGuyJSK duck married a dude! :o
22:58 copulatingduck im a chick
22:58 NiceGuyJSK duck is a chick! :o
22:58 copulatingduck anyways, I realized he was pretty whiny, and spineless
22:58 Surf314 lol
22:58 copulatingduck srsly, im definitely the one that wears the pants in the relationship

pffffff, try posting the whole convo instead of trying to smear my GOOD name.


15:39 < Surf314> I wish they made a noir retro scifi action adventure game
15:39 < Surf314> Id be all over that like free sex
15:42 <+copulatingduck> uhhhh
15:42 <+copulatingduck> free sex usually gets you std's doesnt it
15:43 <+copulatingduck> thats what they teach in school ;]
15:43 <+Negate> ya
15:43 <+copulatingduck> DO YOU WANT STD'S SURF?
15:43 <+copulatingduck> oh man, so Fable2 doesnt tell you when you get STD's
15:43 <+copulatingduck> you have to look at your character's stats to see how many youve contracted
15:44 <+copulatingduck> so the character I was going with was a super-smexy lady
15:44 <+copulatingduck> everytime I come to a new town, people were already in love with me because i was so hot
15:44 < Surf314> lol
15:44 <+copulatingduck> anyway, i slept around like a whore with like 20 random people, never used protection
15:44 < Surf314> babies?
15:44 <+copulatingduck> nah
15:45 <+copulatingduck> those only come from marriage
15:45 < Surf314> or did you just fall down a lot of stairs
15:45 < Surf314> oh
15:45 <+copulatingduck> yea, that one
15:45 < Surf314> laym
15:45 <+copulatingduck> well
15:45 <+copulatingduck> actually, almost all of it was random lesbian sex
15:45 < Surf314> lol
15:45 <+copulatingduck> you can pick up a lot of drunk chicks in bowerstone at night
15:45 < Surf314> good to know
15:45 <+copulatingduck> anyways, on of my friends is this retardedly dogmatic catholic
15:46 <+copulatingduck> and he was rolling a honorable blah blah
15:46 <+copulatingduck> he wouldnt have sex til marriage
15:46 <+copulatingduck> so he finally marries this girl
15:46 <+copulatingduck> has sex with her 1 time for a kid, on their first date so to speak
15:46 <+copulatingduck> forever afterwards he uses condamns
15:46 <+copulatingduck> anyways, he has an std
15:46 <+copulatingduck> i rofled and called his wife a whore
15:47 < Vlambo> that's irony at its finest
15:47 <+copulatingduck> he got pissed so he wanted to see how many stds i have since I sleep around a lot
15:47 <+copulatingduck> it turns out, despite 20 partners having sex without condoms, i also have only 1 std
15:47 <+copulatingduck> and the chick I got it from was the same one he married
15:48 <+copulatingduck> (plot character)
15:48 <+Mission_Difficult> LOL
15:48 <+copulatingduck> so i called her a whore some more
15:48 <+copulatingduck> and told him he has bad taste in womens
15:48 <+copulatingduck> and he cried and left
15:48 < Vlambo> So tihs... is Fable right?
15:48 <+copulatingduck> yea
15:48 <+copulatingduck> fable2
15:49 < Vlambo> Ok phew
15:49 <+copulatingduck> yea
15:49 <+copulatingduck> one of my other friends has pretty poor luck though
15:49 <+copulatingduck> he's batting 17/27
15:50 <+copulatingduck> i bet his shit is dripping puss
15:50 <+copulatingduck> as we speak
15:50 < Surf314> waut waut wait
15:50 < Surf314> is this plot character the chick from that ghost quest
15:50 < Surf314> in the beginning?
15:50 <+copulatingduck> hahaha
15:50 < Surf314> oh fuck her!
15:51 <+copulatingduck> i hope you wore a condom when you boned her
15:51 < Surf314> she had me all fooled
15:51 <+copulatingduck> hahahha
15:51 <+copulatingduck> yea
15:51 <+copulatingduck> she's a whore
15:51 <+copulatingduck> thats what whores do
15:51 < Surf314> no wonder I found her in the bar upstairs
15:51 < Surf314> with all those men
15:51 <+copulatingduck> LOL
15:51 < Surf314> luckily I havent proposed to her yet
15:51 < Surf314> or sexed her
15:51 <+copulatingduck> ya I shoulda told you
15:51 < Surf314> Im rolling a loner this character
15:51 <+copulatingduck> ur gonna need this: c]8=|=|=|=D}
15:52 < Surf314> the next one Im going to be an evil bastard who has lots of sex
15:52 < Surf314> and like 10 wives
15:52 < Surf314> my friend was devoting his after game to ironic marriages
15:52 < Surf314> he put the princess or whatever up in the slums
15:52 < Surf314> and married a whore to go in the castle
15:54 -!- NiceGuyJSK [42c2bb64@webchat.mibbit.com] has joined #brbuninstalling
15:55 < NiceGuyJSK> hello
15:55 < Surf314> herro
15:55  * copulatingduck slaps NiceGuyJSK around a bit with a large trout
15:55 <+copulatingduck> dont do 10 wivs
15:55 < Surf314> NiceGuyJSK: lbp?
15:55 <+copulatingduck> **wives
15:55 <+copulatingduck> its not worth it
15:56 < Surf314> too much moneys?
15:56 <+copulatingduck> did i tell you about my first wife and husband?
15:56 < NiceGuyJSK> Surf314: i still don't have it
15:56 < Surf314> copulatingduck: no
15:56 < Surf314> I just got back from the spire
15:56 <+copulatingduck> oh
15:56 < NiceGuyJSK> copulatingduck: what the hell are you talking about?
15:56 <+copulatingduck> so, I married this guy
15:56 < NiceGuyJSK> duck married a dude! :o
15:56 <+copulatingduck> im a chick
15:57 < NiceGuyJSK> duck is a chick! :o
15:57 <+copulatingduck> anyways, I realized he was pretty whiny, and spineless
15:57 < Surf314> lol
15:57 <+copulatingduck> srsly, im definitely the one that wears the pants in the relationship
15:57 <+copulatingduck> dudes almost as much of a fag as NiceGuyJSK
15:57 <+copulatingduck> so I decide to pick up a chick
15:58 < NiceGuyJSK> says the guy playing a chick so that he can marry another guy and feel accepted
15:58 -!- Luinbariel [~self@S01060050049fe2b3.wp.shawcable.net] has joined #brbuninstalling
15:58 <+copulatingduck> and I'm cheap
15:58 < NiceGuyJSK>
15:58 <+copulatingduck> so for the 2nd marriage home, I ended up buying the house across the street from the guy
15:58 <+copulatingduck> now I thought I could be sneaky
15:58 <+copulatingduck> but I guess my character is like a fucking hyena or something
15:58 <+copulatingduck> everytime I do an expression, that fucking chump would come running
15:59 <+copulatingduck> right as I was about to hook up with my lady
15:59 <+copulatingduck> theyd both fight about "THATS MY WIFE" "NO MINE" "NO MINE"
15:59 < Surf314> lol
15:59 < NiceGuyJSK> cock blocking the lesbian action ftl
15:59 <+copulatingduck> id get pissed and leave
15:59 < Surf314> lol
15:59 <+copulatingduck> eventually he divorced me
15:59 < Surf314> this game is too realisting
15:59 < Surf314> realistic
15:59 <+copulatingduck> and she did too
15:59 < Surf314> no way!
15:59 <+copulatingduck> and I lost a shit ton of reknown
16:00 < Surf314> duck cant keep a marriage =(
16:00 <+copulatingduck> like 1000 pts
16:00 <+copulatingduck> nah
16:00 <+copulatingduck> im doing my next 3 pretty smart
16:00 <+copulatingduck> 2 wives and a husband
16:00 < Surf314> I think I should get married
16:00 < NiceGuyJSK> good news everyone. the macbook pro handles new pc games perfectly
16:00 <+copulatingduck> theyre all in different towns
16:00 <+copulatingduck> omg
16:00 <+copulatingduck> plz tell me you didnt burn 3k on one
16:00 < NiceGuyJSK> i can run dead space on my mbp almost as well as my desktop
16:00 <+copulatingduck> oh geez
16:00 < Surf314> but like I dont know if I wanna full around with that stuff yet
16:00 <+copulatingduck> ur an idiot
16:00 < NiceGuyJSK> $1.6k to be exact
16:01 < Surf314> NiceGuyJSK: its a good gaming laptop innit?
16:01 <+copulatingduck> Surf314: ya, its kinda hit or miss
16:01 < NiceGuyJSK> employee discount
16:01 <+copulatingduck> my husband right now is not demanding at all
16:01 <+copulatingduck> he never asks for sex, cuz hes a chump
16:01 < NiceGuyJSK> Surf314: it's an awesome gaming laptop
16:01 <+copulatingduck> but he ALWAYS has gifts for me
16:01 < Surf314> do they let you go questing with your kid?
16:01 <+copulatingduck> my farmer wife: shes always willing, and always happy, but never has gifts
16:01 < Surf314> as a side kick?
16:02 <+copulatingduck> and my trophy wife always wwants sex, but never gives me gifts either, and is a gold digger
16:02 <+copulatingduck> idk
16:02 < Surf314> =O
16:02 <+copulatingduck> my first husband took both my kids
16:02 < Surf314> copulatingduck: this game is way too realistic
16:02 <+copulatingduck> oh
16:02 <+Negate> sounds like you dump those bitches and get some floozy bots
16:02 <+copulatingduck> but later my first wife was wandering around the town square wasted at night
16:02 <+copulatingduck> i guess she was visiting or shacking up with some hot new thing
16:02 <+copulatingduck> I shot her
16:02 < Surf314> lol
16:02 <+copulatingduck> dirty slut
16:03 < Surf314> you can name them right?
16:03 <+copulatingduck> yea
16:03 < Surf314> Im gonna rename ghost chick whore
16:03 <+copulatingduck> well, you can change their "nick"
16:03 <+copulatingduck> lol
16:04 < Surf314> Im surprised noone $aq that exchange earlier
16:04 < NiceGuyJSK> i wanted to
16:04 < Surf314> where duck was talking about marrying a dude
16:04 < NiceGuyJSK> but i don't think i can
16:05 < Surf314> copulatingduck: NiceGuyJSK is weak sauce like your ex-husband

(11-06-2008, 04:23 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ]15:39 < Surf314> I wish they made a noir retro scifi action adventure game

Hells yes  :o