Be Right Back, Uninstalling

[12:52:15] <@Versus_desktop> hi negate
[12:52:15] <+ChronomasterK> In other words, landed on one of the three one hour portions of actual reporting.
[12:52:21] <@Negate> hey Versus_desktop
[12:52:32] <@Versus_desktop> you just caught me in time for my fap
[12:52:36] <@Negate> lol
[12:52:41] <+LAG> Oh shit
[12:52:53] <+LAG> Versus_desktop has an internal fap clock
[12:53:01] <@Versus_desktop> no, i just pulled my pants down
[12:53:08] <@Negate> oh boy
[12:53:14] <+ZargonX> now it's a party
[12:53:17] <@at0m2go> wat

16:26 Negate_class but what girls are you trolling for LAG
16:27 Negate_class on irc
16:27 TURTLE the manliest poem in the world
16:27 LAG Oh
16:27 LAG The idiot
16:27 LAG The dumb blonde
16:27 Negate_class coo
16:27 LAG I'll show my penis like usual
16:27 LAG And then I'll get on my Myspace in order to secure a 14-16 year old girl
16:28 Negate_class ahahhahahaha
16:28 LAG And then I'll be on the TV show "To Catch a Predator"
16:28 LAG With Chris Hansen
16:28 Negate_class I'll watch you
16:28 Trace awesome
16:28 LAG And then I'll go to jail where I see Jesus who is really a black guy
16:28 LAG And then I'll go out as a changed man
16:28 LAG Marry Paris Hilton, who also claimed to see Jesus.
16:29 LAG And then get killed in a car crash thanks to Hilton's bad driving
16:29 LAG Yep
16:29 LAG That's my story
16:31 LAG Oh, and I'll get to see who really killed JFK
16:31 Negate_class pro
16:33 LAG Also
16:33 LAG Another senerio
16:33 LAG I'll show my penis to a gay guy
16:34 LAG And instead of appearing on TV
16:34 LAG I'll get gang raped by a bunch of gay people who insert the gay gene in me
16:34 LAG Turning me gay
16:34 Negate_class I could see that happening
16:35 LAG And then it's like senerio one, only except that I marry Richard Simmons
16:35 LAG The End

results from tits in the avatar and a pornstar name


Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, February 19, 2010
3:22 PM - Zeta: hi
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: hello
3:22 PM - Zeta: how are you..?
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: good
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i have aids
3:22 PM - Zeta: my english is not so good ok
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i cant work in san bernadino anymore
3:23 PM - Zeta: waht you have aids..????
3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: yea
3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: got in on set
3:24 PM - Zeta: ooohh  its no good
3:24 PM - Zeta: aids is bad thing
3:25 PM - Zeta: sry for my grammatic
3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: its no prob big guy
3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i got what youre saying
3:25 PM - Zeta: okay
3:25 PM - Zeta: are you from usa..????
3:28 PM - Zeta: i play a little time counter strike source have you time later..?
3:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: maybe later, i gotta take a break for a bit
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
3:29 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: ramon is calling so im gonna chill on his dick for a bit
3:29 PM - Zeta: lol ^^
3:30 PM - Zeta: ok  i play css and later we cann writes  nice lady
3:32 PM - Zeta: have you msn..??
3:59 PM - Zeta: have you msn messenger..??????
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: sorry bigboy, i dont use msn messenger
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i do have skype though
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i love webcamming on it
4:00 PM - Zeta: hm... i have only msn or yahooo
4:00 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: awww
4:01 PM - Zeta: hm.....
4:02 PM - Zeta: have you only skype..?
4:14 PM - Zeta: what is your name in skype
4:14 PM - Zeta: ...?
4:14 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: timscabana
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
4:27 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: sorry hunny, pretty horny right now, gonna go play with my jackrabbit for a bit
4:27 PM - Zeta: jackrabbit ^^ lol
4:27 PM - Zeta: later you can make your cam on..????
4:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: just for you
4:28 PM - Zeta: okay later nice woman
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤« is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:04 PM - Zeta: when you come
5:37 PM - Zeta: hm... me is boring
5:54 PM - Zeta: plaease write later back
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Zeta is now Offline.
Zeta is now Online.
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.

(02-19-2010, 07:35 PM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ]results from tits in the avatar and a pornstar name


Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, February 19, 2010
3:22 PM - Zeta: hi
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: hello
3:22 PM - Zeta: how are you..?
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: good
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i have aids
3:22 PM - Zeta: my english is not so good ok
3:22 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i cant work in san bernadino anymore
3:23 PM - Zeta: waht you have aids..????
3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: yea
3:23 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: got in on set
3:24 PM - Zeta: ooohh   its no good
3:24 PM - Zeta: aids is bad thing
3:25 PM - Zeta: sry for my grammatic
3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: its no prob big guy
3:25 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i got what youre saying
3:25 PM - Zeta: okay
3:25 PM - Zeta: are you from usa..????
3:28 PM - Zeta: i play a little time counter strike source have you time later..?
3:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: maybe later, i gotta take a break for a bit
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
3:29 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: ramon is calling so im gonna chill on his dick for a bit
3:29 PM - Zeta: lol ^^
3:30 PM - Zeta: ok  i play css and later we cann writes  nice lady
3:32 PM - Zeta: have you msn..??
3:59 PM - Zeta: have you msn messenger..??????
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: sorry bigboy, i dont use msn messenger
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i do have skype though
3:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i love webcamming on it
4:00 PM - Zeta: hm... i have only msn or yahooo
4:00 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: awww
4:01 PM - Zeta: hm.....
4:02 PM - Zeta: have you only skype..?
4:14 PM - Zeta: what is your name in skype
4:14 PM - Zeta: ...?
4:14 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: timscabana
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
4:27 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: sorry hunny, pretty horny right now, gonna go play with my jackrabbit for a bit
4:27 PM - Zeta: jackrabbit ^^ lol
4:27 PM - Zeta: later you can make your cam on..????
4:28 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: just for you
4:28 PM - Zeta: okay later nice woman
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤« is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:04 PM - Zeta: when you come
5:37 PM - Zeta: hm... me is boring
5:54 PM - Zeta: plaease write later back
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Zeta is now Offline.
Zeta is now Online.
Zeta is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.

ROFL

that was you duck?

was wondering who is tasteless enough to have ascii tits in their name

oh, and he tried video chatting with radio for a while but it creeped him out so he disconnected, thats when i made the jackrabbit excuse

and another msgs me as im talking to caff about it lol

Quote: Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, February 19, 2010
6:45 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: sweet ur hot
6:46 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: ty
6:46 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: nice pic urself haha
6:48 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: what my bud plant
6:48 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: yea
6:48 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: ty
6:48 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: looks amazing
6:48 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: hell yea when its done it will me amazing
6:48 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: id gobble a cock and swallow without thinking twice for buds like that
6:49 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: lol
6:49 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: how old r ya
6:49 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: 24
6:49 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: imma about to go to the store i need a blunt 4real me ttoo
6:50 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: alright, well ill talk to ya later big boy
6:50 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: hey where u from
6:50 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: im in tha D
6:50 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: Texas unfortunately
6:51 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: hey well if all chicks looks like u i know where im going this summer lol
6:51 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: well if there's one thing we have it is beautiful women, i love em
6:52 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: hell ya
6:53 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i have a girlfriend but shes all zanyed out
6:53 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: shes physco
6:54 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i just met  her no long ago but i didnt know she was a pillhead
6:54 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i bet shes a real bitch
6:54 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: no kidding huh? i bet shes a real nutjob
6:54 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yep
6:55 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: she slit her wrists today and wouldnt go to the hospital
6:55 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: jesus
6:55 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: her baby daddy said something to her on myspace to make her do it
6:55 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: headcases like that give real women a bad name
6:56 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: ahh i gues she has alot of stress but makes me feel like shit
6:56 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i mean i love the cock and all, but aint no dick gonna make me do some crazy shit like that (besides maybe screaming his name at the top of my lungs and seeing god haha
6:57 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yea i think my gurl loves my cock and not me
6:58 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: lol
6:58 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: aww you poor boy
6:58 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: you must have a pretty fan fucking tastic cock haha
6:58 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: shes 26 married with 3 kids
6:58 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: do me a favor
6:58 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: na i like to say i have a baby dick
6:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: next time you talk to her, tell her about these things the call condoms
6:59 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: lol makes u wanna see it
6:59 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: cuz damn, id be like whoa! if i had 3 kids at 26
6:59 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: right
7:00 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: well i havent had a gurl in 6 yrs so i hooked up with her
7:00 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i got hurt b4 so i turned into just plying games not going out anywhere to meert no 1
7:01 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: but i meet her at my friends party
7:01 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: hey boy, dont hate the game for a few bad playas
7:01 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: theres plenty of us women to go around
7:01 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: right ]
7:03 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yea i wish u lived by me theres a house party going on right now im gtg too but i didnt go yet5
7:04 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: im sure wherever you go its a killa party mr potboy >
7:05 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: lol mmm beer and weed
7:06 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: thats what im talkin about, that sounds like a party!
7:06 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: hey u have myspace
7:07 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: nah, dont really have the time between men, games and work haha
7:08 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yea i feel ya dawg
7:08 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i just sell weed and smoke weed allday
7:08 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: ha ha
7:08 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: that sounds like the life
7:09 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yea well i gotta go bac to work in the spring
7:09 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: roofin
7:09 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: ouch, sounds like rough work ;x
7:11 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: good money
7:11 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: but hard
7:11 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: so do u have css
7:12 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: yea i do
7:12 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: dont play it much anymore im pretty terrible at it
7:12 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: fuckin awpers ;(
7:13 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i just ply titties and beer gungame
7:13 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: or zombiemod
7:13 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: l4d2 is pretty cool so iv been plyin that
7:14 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: do u have yahoo messanger
7:14 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: i dont, sorry
7:14 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: just use skype for camming
7:15 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: whats skype
7:15 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: some chat program a couple of my friends use
7:16 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: so what if i get it
7:16 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: then u could prob cam with me sometime
7:16 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: i gotta hook my cam up
7:17 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: if u wanna see me
7:17 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: http://www.myspace.com/434129925
7:17 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: hey, not too bad. ur kinda cute in a scruffy sort of way :-*
7:18 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: lol ty is skype free
7:18 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: should be, i never paid anything for it
7:19 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: im downloadin it
7:34 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: yo man skype is cool as fuck ty
7:34 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: np baby
7:34 PM - [KILLA]CRONIC: no how do i add u
7:34 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: timscabana
7:34 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: thats me
7:35 PM - ( o Y o ) Gianna d-_-b »❤«: gotta take my dog out for a bit, bbiab
Your state is set to Offline.
[KILLA]CRONIC is now Offline.

oh, and here's tim's chatlog from the first guy

[16:43:33] <Negate> if you have time to MW2
[16:43:39] <Negate> you have time to watch durarara
[16:53:49] <Coppanuva> or time to FAP
[16:56:29] <Versus_desktop> i'll durarara your face
[16:56:49] <Coppanuva> Versus you should make an FPS based on your life
[16:57:09] <Coppanuva> With an overpowered weapon...
[16:57:11] <Coppanuva> THE FAP CANNON
[16:59:13] <Versus_desktop> lol
[16:59:42] * Versus_desktop has quit (Excess Flood)

15:36 Surf314 hey Mission_Difficult
15:36 Surf314 NYC's official condom wrapper was announced
15:36 Surf314 aren''t you excited?
15:37 Mission_Difficult wasn't that a long time ago?
15:37 Mission_Difficult i've seen the nyc condoms
15:37 Mission_Difficult they give them out at baseball games and stuff
15:37 Luinbariel hi kitty! she's so happy
15:37 Mission_Difficult i wouldn't trust them though
15:38 Mission_Difficult i imagine nyc condoms would be like sex panther
15:38 Mission_Difficult they work 60% of the time all the time
15:38 Mission_Difficult or whattever

[17:43:28] * Sponson (mibbit@c-98-229-152-241.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #brbuninstalling
[17:43:34] <+Coppanuva> so the pencils are moist when they pull them out

Turt Le: should i fap
mullet-pwny-: just ask yourself, wwvd
mullet-pwny-: what would versus do

(03-11-2010, 09:18 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]Turt Le: should i fap
mullet-pwny-: just ask yourself, wwvd
mullet-pwny-: what would versus do

thats either the best or worst advice i have ever heard

depends on the situation

bored at a funeral

wwvd

wwvd: new brbu meme?

Who Wouldn't Versus Do?

(03-12-2010, 09:26 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Who Wouldn't Versus Do?

He wouldn't stop fapping while he room mate was around

http://instantrimshot.com

(03-12-2010, 09:29 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]http://instantrimshot.com

even that URL turns him on.

(03-12-2010, 10:20 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=106.msg141117#msg141117 date=1268404195]
http://instantrimshot.com

even that URL turns him on.
[/quote]

no no no, his website is www.instantrimjob.com[url=http://][/url]

10:56 Versus_lagtop Hi
10:56 Versus_lagtop I just had a burger
10:56 Versus_lagtop I got it from my corporate jet and I flew to a what-a-burger
10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl figures
10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl are you on the jet now
10:57 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl with wifi
10:57 Versus_lagtop yes
10:57 Versus_lagtop i'm flying to japan right now
10:59 Versus_lagtop i got to get the newest hello kitty doll
11:00 Versus_lagtop ^_____^
11:04 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl kawaii
11:04 Versus_lagtop hawt
11:07 Versus_lagtop also, i got to play more modern warfare
11:07 Versus_lagtop i only play bad company 2 so that people will not make fun of me
11:08 Chronomaster Don't forget to stop by Thailand for your gender surgery.
11:08 Versus_lagtop of course
11:09 Versus_lagtop that way, i can be the spokesman for the japanese what-a-burger
11:09 Versus_lagtop err
11:09 Versus_lagtop spokeswoman
11:09 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl god damn Im so broed
11:09 Chronomaster Well, you can't fit into a Japanese Schoolgirl uniform without the figure for it.
11:10 Versus_lagtop I got the money for the surgery
11:10 at0m2go lol
11:10 at0m2go you would
11:11 Versus_lagtop of course i would
11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl why would he need money when he owns the clinic
11:11 Versus_lagtop nah
11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl he can just walk in and get it done
11:11 Versus_lagtop the clinic doesn't have a what-a-burger
11:11 Chronomaster Don't forget the cloning facility he made specifically for this purpose.
11:11 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl where do you think thai laddyboys come from
11:12 Versus_lagtop uh...
11:12 Versus_lagtop Cal Poly?
11:12 Versus_lagtop also, i owned a cloning facility in mars
11:12 Versus_lagtop i'm the first person who landed on mars
11:12 Versus_lagtop and martian chicks are hawt
11:13 Versus_lagtop i fapped to them
11:13 Chronomaster But Versus.
11:13 Chronomaster You can't be a Japanese Martian Schoolgirl.
11:13 Versus_lagtop i know
11:13 Chronomaster That wouldn't make sense.
11:13 Versus_lagtop that's why i'm going to be commander shepard and get it on with an asari chick
11:14 Versus_lagtop also
11:15 Versus_lagtop there's old food in this fridge
11:15 Versus_lagtop this pizza looks delicious
11:16 Versus_lagtop smells like mold
11:16 Versus_desktop hi
11:16 Versus_lagtop hi
11:16 Versus_lagtop i'm the real versus
11:16 Versus_desktop lol
11:17 Versus_lagtop well, are we going to fap to each other, Versus_desktop
11:18 Chronomaster There's one way to solve this.
11:18 Chronomaster Versus, play IIDX.
11:19 Versus_lagtop i can't. my mom took my computer away
11:19 Chronomaster A HA
11:20 at0m2go again?
11:20 Chronomaster False move, faketop.
11:20 Versus_lagtop durp
11:20 Chronomaster There's a more convenient place for Versus to play it.
11:20 Caffeine`waarrgahrbl "My own clone...now neither of us will be virgins"
11:21 Chronomaster It's the source of his brainwashing into the pleated skirt.
11:21 Chronomaster HIS LOCAL ANIME CLUB.
11:21 Versus_lagtop Actually, I'm a good version of Versus
11:22 Versus_lagtop You see, mom went into a cloning facility and created me
11:22 ShadowAtWork there is no "good" version of versus
11:22 Versus_lagtop Well, I fapped to mom
11:22 Versus_desktop MY OWN CLONE
11:22 Versus_desktop WTF WHY IS HE A [black person]
11:23 Versus_lagtop actually, brother, i am your dad
11:23 Versus_lagtop from japan
11:24 *** Versus_lagtop is now known as LAG
11:24 ShadowAtWork well, that would explain how versus owns one of everything
11:24 LAG Will everyone find out what the clone really is?
11:25 LAG Will Versus ever achieve his dream of becoming a japanese school girl?
11:25 LAG Will Chronomaster ever get a real life gardevior?
11:25 Chronomaster (not likely)
11:25 LAG Will LAG be able to get a lower ping for BFBC2?
11:25 LAG Find out more in Days of Brb.u!
11:26 LAG The soap opera