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Mr. Face

06-09-2009, 11:14 PM
Marie is your girlfriend?
Or are you her stalker
also... +1 for the word ZING

zaneyard

06-09-2009, 11:48 PM
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?

KarthXLR

06-09-2009, 11:51 PM
(06-09-2009, 11:48 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.

Ianki

06-09-2009, 11:54 PM
(06-09-2009, 11:51 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]

Let me see if i can change the context so karth can understand.

Me: Well she's Jewish n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Jew
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in the Torah?

zaneyard

06-09-2009, 11:54 PM
thanks ianki

Sponson

06-09-2009, 11:57 PM
(06-09-2009, 11:54 PM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=106.msg89468#msg89468 date=1244609497]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]

Let me see if i can change the context so karth can understand.

Me: Well she's Jewish n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Jew
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in the Torah?
[/quote]

lol

zaneyard

06-10-2009, 04:12 PM
(06-09-2009, 11:51 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]
it's funny to me because most people identify themselves as religious, but dont really believe in it.

Benito Mussolini

06-10-2009, 06:17 PM
(06-10-2009, 04:12 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=106.msg89468#msg89468 date=1244609497]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=106.msg89466#msg89466 date=1244609313]
Me and a couple friends talking about a girl I'm going to a movie with.


Nathan: I'd let her touch my penis
Me: I doubt she would
Nathan: Would she touch your penis?
Me: Prolly not, she's not interested in a relationship.
Nathan: That doesn't matter
Me: Well she's Christian n stuff
Nathan: Well so am I!
Me: No, she's really a Christian
Jarred: Oh, You mean she actually believes in Jesus?
I'm confused by this quote.
[/quote]
it's funny to me because most people identify themselves as religious, but dont really believe in it.
[/quote]
If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.

rumsfald

06-10-2009, 06:41 PM
(06-10-2009, 06:17 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ]If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.

You wouldn't have time. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition!

CaffeinePowered

06-10-2009, 06:51 PM
(06-10-2009, 06:41 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=106.msg89531#msg89531 date=1244675844]
If there ever is an inquisition or a holy cruisade, believe me I'll say I'm catholic even if I don't believe in it.

You wouldn't have time. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition!
[/quote]

Monty Python: World's Funniest Joke

KarthXLR

06-13-2009, 09:23 PM

Brian Wilson: planetside sucks
OLD MAN KARTH: Sad
Brian Wilson: not worth it
OLD MAN KARTH: eh
OLD MAN KARTH: I'm not PAYING for it
OLD MAN KARTH: just doing the trial installer
OLD MAN KARTH: besides, most of what you say sucks is usually great
OLD MAN KARTH: so, yeah
OLD MAN KARTH: and most of what I hate you love
OLD MAN KARTH: love/hate relationship
Brian Wilson: no
Brian Wilson: most of what i say sucks

Mr. Face

06-13-2009, 10:00 PM
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i'm sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
Also, he was playing TF2 at the time which helps you understand the low amount of talking he does Wink
<3 Wakati :-*

KarthXLR

06-13-2009, 10:02 PM
(06-13-2009, 10:00 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: and sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.

Mr. Face

06-13-2009, 10:03 PM
(06-13-2009, 10:02 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=106.msg89995#msg89995 date=1244948446]

Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: and sleepy
Dr. Wakati: k night
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: shush
Dr. Wakati: k
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: talk to me
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: makeh me lafe
Dr. Wakati: no
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: plz
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: D:
Dr. Wakati: \buisy playing
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: raaaaaaaaaaaaw
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: im blinking slower
Dr. Wakati: ugh
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe i did something/ate something
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: this is what you get for waking me up D:
Dr. Wakati: hahah
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i think my heart is beating slower... is that bad?
Dr. Wakati: sure?
Dr. Wakati: i'm not a doc yet
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: it says Dr. Wakati
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: maybe a Doctor isnt the best job for you...
Dr. Wakati: hahaha
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: change your name
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: lior D:<
Dr. Wakati: no your heart is fine
Dr. Wakati: unless you can't breatht then you have problems
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: are you sure
Dr. Wakati: why?
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: can i have a cat scan (do i need to run through Luin's house for that?)
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: i cant feel my heart beat now
Dr. Wakati: you couldn't be functioning
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: well im sure its still functioning properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: but i just think that the tissue around my chest has gotten thicker, because of how slow the heart is pumping blood it must be pumping larger quantities of blood and therefore the tissue must push aside to make more room for the blood so my body can function properly
Mr. Face |Yellin At Impulse Co.|: now THAT's a diagnosis bitch ;D

THIS MAY NOT BE UNDER THE CATAGORY OF SELF QUOTE, THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE!
It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.
[/quote]
+1  >Sad

Wakati

06-14-2009, 12:04 AM
Not funny. Smite yee.

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

06-14-2009, 12:10 AM
(06-14-2009, 12:04 AM)Wakati link Wrote: [ -> ]Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIIVEGOTARUNN-gagged

Versus

06-14-2009, 12:38 PM
(06-13-2009, 10:02 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [ -> ]It's self-quote, you're the one trying to do something funny.

zaneyard

06-14-2009, 01:18 PM
(06-14-2009, 12:10 AM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Wakati link=topic=106.msg90025#msg90025 date=1244955899]
Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIMYTOILETISCLOGGEDWHATSHOULDIDO?-gagged
[/quote]

Honest

06-14-2009, 02:15 PM
(06-14-2009, 12:10 AM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Wakati link=topic=106.msg90025#msg90025 date=1244955899]
Not funny. Smite yee.

HEYWAKATIIVEGOTARUNN-banned
[/quote]

Squishy3

06-14-2009, 03:37 PM
HEY WAKATI MY ANUS IS CLOGGED WHAT DO I DO
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