Be Right Back, Uninstalling

You: [Omegle is required by law to state that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender.]
You: haiii
Stranger: m or f
You: both
You: ;3
Stranger: fuck ur self
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ahahhaha

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: [ -> ]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post.

(09-02-2009, 11:08 PM)Neonie-Sensei link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Neonie-Sensei link=topic=106.msg110683#msg110683 date=1251950852]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

God damnit why do I keep quoting my self when I mean to edit the post.
[/quote]
HAHA!

(09-02-2009, 11:07 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: [ -> ]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: stranger danger stranger danger!
Stranger: are you a horny girls?
You: I am many horny girls
You: as one entity
Stranger: like to party
You: you have been put on hold.. please wait
[2 minutes go by, I shit you not]
You: I'm sorry sir we can't reactivate your account
Stranger: what
You: access to your account has been denited sir. We caught you idleing and we frown deeply upon flamingos
Stranger: you have face book
You: No sir my face is not in any books

Oh god, that made me laugh way too much

We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread

(09-05-2009, 01:42 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread

this.

(09-05-2009, 01:42 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread

where is face and what have you done with him

don't tell face i said this i like you better

'Gump [brb.u]: http://i28.tinypic.com/15o84e0.jpg
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: so that's what I look like
'Gump [brb.u]: It's a conspiracy between the engineer
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: ...
'Gump [brb.u]: and the shoop face
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: !!!
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOURRRRRR: GREAT SCOTT
'Gump [brb.u]: *universe implodes*

(09-05-2009, 02:03 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=106.msg111433#msg111433 date=1252176160]
We should just make an Omegle Pasta Thread

this.
[/quote]

you guys should be careful what you wish for  :

Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o

That was horrible

Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT

(09-06-2009, 12:16 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]Oh my god the omegle thread was buttraped by Mutated Bears :o

That was horrible

Lol ya it was pretty bad, I was the one who locked it btw 

(09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ]Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT

Versus finds a new fetish, I lul'd.

((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: but mah tauntkills
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: whoops wrong person
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ahaha
Face feels fat :C: WHO YOU TAKLING TA
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: someone
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: who isnt you
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: IM CHEATING ON YOU
Face feels fat :C: :O
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: ALSO I GOT A SECRET DIVORCE
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND I LEGALLY CHANGED THE REQUIRED AGE FOR SEX SO NOW IM LOLI
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE
((LUNE)) TheAnyKey [brb.u]: AND YOU'RE IN JAIIIIIL
Face feels fat :C: ;_;

;_;

... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.

(09-06-2009, 10:03 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.

Does this mean im not a pedo

(09-06-2009, 10:06 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg111765#msg111765 date=1252292600]
... Except Loli is underaged depictions of girls that aren't real, and the true definition of pedophile is for someone who goes after children that haven't gone through puberty.

Does this mean im not a pedo
[/quote]

no, we just need to redefine loli or make a new word

(09-06-2009, 12:51 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [ -> ]Versus-pwny-: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/12723880c...35fdff.jpg
Versus-pwny-: there are a LOT of comments on this pic
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: O_O
Versus-pwny-: one comment (lol): I didn't pay much attention to Hiyori in the Lucky Star series, but this picture has made me appreciate her quite a bit. I can't look at her frightened expression without feeling some pain myself. The tears pouring down her face hit me the hardest. Hiyori's fear for her life has a deep impact on me.

It makes me feel better to believe that someone will help her, and she'll make it to a hospital and live through today. I hate the possibility that she could die.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: no more guro D:
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Versus-pwny-: this was kind of a boner killer when i was looking for porn
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol
Versus-pwny-: OR WAS IT

Goddamnit, Versus, I love you.

context is overrated.

[15:00:01] * ainmosni goes off to mooseturbate