Dimitri reminds me vaguely of House
How's it going mate? Oh not to bad, yourself?
High five!......................
Low Five?
I'm adding some truth is funnier links to this thread
First we have an exciting new service that is currently in beta. What is this service? Well renting dildo's of course. As well as dolls, fake pussies and anal beads. Yes you can soon rent anal beads. Also be sure to check out the $49.99 for the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals.
Next we have a great new fad for those of you with more money than sense and that is being a water connoisseur. Yes you can have a professional sommelier help you select waters to go with your next meal including a special concentrated desalinated water from Hawaii that is so potent it must first be diluted with water.
I challenge you all to a game of urine soccer
Luin you can play if you get one of
these
(06-30-2008, 01:46 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]First we have an exciting new service that is currently in beta. What is this service? Well renting dildo's of course. As well as dolls, fake pussies and anal beads. Yes you can soon rent anal beads. Also be sure to check out the $49.99 for the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals.
The sad thing is, I am sure there are people who would pay more for access to used items.
(06-30-2008, 01:46 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]Next we have a great new fad for those of you with more money than sense and that is being a water connoisseur. Yes you can have a professional sommelier help you select waters to go with your next meal including a special concentrated desalinated water from Hawaii that is so potent it must first be diluted with water.
True story: I once ate in a restaurant* that offered me a butter course. You could choose salted or unsalted, and each gave you a flight of 4 different butters. And each one was better than Kor's sexy voice.
*Not to foodie-jack, but actually the place is
http://www.arrowsrestaurant.com/index.cfm and it is my my favorite restaurant in the world. My number 2 is in Ireland.
Captain Obvious is all over this one: