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(04-17-2012, 11:50 AM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ]

that picture is older than you, fool

Don't remember if I posted this or not. Possibly NSFW audio, YMMV

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nsfw http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kvfu...o2_400.jpg

(04-17-2012, 01:02 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Elder link=topic=52.msg243199#msg243199 date=1334681420]

that picture is older than you, fool
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and im still older than you so sit your ass down and shut up

Get off my fucking lawn.

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(04-17-2012, 11:50 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ]Check out this sweet .gif i just found guys.

i like what they do in the wire when they catch someone sleeping, they snip off the majority of the tie and pin it on the wall

Rick Santorum fanfic continued:

Today was The Day. SUPER TUESDAY. This was a big deal for rick if you know what I mean. I knew he needed his spirits lifted because for some reason he still isn’t the front runner *thanks Romney*!!! I sent him a quick text:
“good luck! I know everyone in America will vote for you”
he sent me one back not even 1 second later:
“thx. This is really important because if I win ohio then I am president of the united states. Its good to know you are supporting me. It’s almost like you were right here with me.”
“I wish I were there with you” I sent back.
1 second later I got a reply…
“same”
When I read the Text message Rick sent me In reply I literally screamed!! He Wished I was at SUPER TUESDAY with him!!! I texted him back “Maybe Next Super Tuesday!!” He said
“You think Ill have To run for President again??”
I texted him back “No I was kidding :-) There Wont hbe a next time Because you are going to win…LOL!!!” I texted him that because he is going to Win!!
I smiled!! :-)
He texted me back really quickly and said
“Why don’t you join me in Kansas?”
It was my favorite day of the week, Sunday. I had Decided to go to a different Church this week because last week my church let a Woman be the pastor *Thanks Obama* The church was great and the sermon was ok. After I was talking to people at the service because that’s what you do at Church and who did I run into but Rick!!!!
“I didn’t know you went here” he said
“this is my first time” I whispered really quietly Because I knew that his wife was really Close and I’m not an Adulterer ESPECIALLY IN CHURCH!
“well I hope to run into you more times than just today” he said while winking a little.
“We’ll see.”
So One day I was just sitting on my Couch watching this show called the Real housewives of Atlanta, it was O.K.  Then my phone went off, it was A text from Rick!!!!  It said “plz meet me in 3 mins at OG” I knew exactly what he meant because we are such good friends so I ran as fast as I could to the olive Garden.
When I got there he had Already saved us a table like a gentleman.  He said, look, I don’t have a long time.   So we just ordered salad and Breadsticks.  “it’s 4 dollars more on Sundays (*THANKS OBAMA*)” said the waitress.
So we ate while Rick told me about his plan for the president of the United States.  “elizabeth” he said while looking right in the center of my eyes “I want you to be secretary of state”
“is this april fool’s?” I asked because it was april the first.
“no.”

source: http://ilovericksantorum.tumblr.com/tagged/fanfic

(04-20-2012, 11:02 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ]

when it puts on the glasses I picture it speaking with lsp's voice

(04-21-2012, 10:55 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ]

(04-21-2012, 04:34 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy link=topic=52.msg243410#msg243410 date=1335023731]

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noob down

getting shot in the balls

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(04-22-2012, 01:49 PM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ]getting shot in the balls

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I am instantly happy that I pre-ordered this.