Be Right Back, Uninstalling

(02-07-2009, 01:43 PM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ]apparently when im drunk im crosseyed?


and sweaty.

And increadibly hot.

(02-08-2009, 07:20 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg65446#msg65446 date=1234032234]
apparently when im drunk im crosseyed?


and sweaty.

And increadibly hot.
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two bitches on my dick.

w/e ain, we all know you're a hermit. :-*

(02-08-2009, 05:33 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg65542#msg65542 date=1234114189]
Rummy needs a mic so we can hear drunken intellectual ramblings. 

I've always had a mic. Strictly hand held is the style I go, never rock the mic with the pantyhose.

Last night started with Belvedere Vodka Martinis up with a pickled jalepeno then moved to pints of 3 Monts but things got bad when I didn't have time between tower runs to get more than a pour shooters of booze. For a martini, I normally prefer a gin gibson (hendricks, bluecoat, dogfish, sapphire in that order), but the belvedere is pretty alright.

Tonight is starting with Patron Silver margaritas on the rocks with salt, a hit of Dr. McGillicuddy's, and who knows where else. I'd love for someone to share a dead-easy and clean classic margarita mix recipe. The bottled mixes are taste a tad stale.
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My brother-in-law's quick n' easy Margarita recipe isn't bad...

3 parts sour mix
2 parts tequila
1 part cointreau
fresh lime juice

Drink and enjoy.

It's happy fun drunk time with Cunt Taco and her soon to be sister in law.

It's a good time! Say something Cunt Taco!

i love yo
i/m dunt acl  i/mn  cunt 5tCPO

CUNT TACO

I LOVE YOU

lol

OMG still gold a few hours later (and at home).

(02-14-2009, 04:37 PM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2336.msg66779#msg66779 date=1234647352]
So yeah, I haven't been single for VD since 16... wtf are you supposed to do for this "holiday" when you don't have a parasitic growth attached to your wallet?

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God bless valentines day in giving me a reason to be drunk by myself on a Saturday night.

Hi. Since leaveing PS tonight I've been on foot travelling from bar to bar like some kind of missionary. I am so glad that a couple of old friends were scattered around.

S'cuse me, I'm tired...

(02-15-2009, 03:01 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ianki link=topic=2336.msg66780#msg66780 date=1234647427]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2336.msg66779#msg66779 date=1234647352]
So yeah, I haven't been single for VD since 16... wtf are you supposed to do for this "holiday" when you don't have a parasitic growth attached to your wallet?

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God bless valentines day in giving me a reason to be drunk by myself on a Saturday night.
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If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Wait, there is only one drunk thread here? Bummer.

(02-15-2009, 03:08 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

(02-15-2009, 03:27 AM)A. Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ianki link=topic=753.msg66859#msg66859 date=1234685310]

If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

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oh my god Crow, i love you.

(02-15-2009, 03:29 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg66862#msg66862 date=1234686445]
[quote author=Ianki link=topic=753.msg66859#msg66859 date=1234685310]

If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

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oh my god Crow, i love you.
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Valentine's Day, bringing lonely, drunken, bitter men together since 1849. Your halfway meetup spot is Chicago, how convenient.

do they have walking tacos in chi-town?

I can say, after significant study, that Belvedere vodka is twice as good and costs half as much as Stoli Elite.

why ianm i drikning agjin and tonics hby myself?!

because youre a loser?

(02-21-2009, 02:53 AM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: [ -> ]because youre a loser?

i hateoyu a

Sadly, my typing improves when I'm drunk.  Haven't been doin the drinmky drinky much though, damn school.  Have fun for me, fuckduck