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i'm drunk but not drunk enough to kill the depression and i don't have any beer at home

fuck
school field trips are always made better by drinking
(10-02-2011, 05:42 PM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ]school field trips are always made better by drinking

My rotation PI's 40th bday was today.  We got her cake and champagne.  I drank too much champagne.  It is 4:20 and I am in lab.  oh god
(09-23-2011, 07:55 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ]mixed orange soda with spiced rum in the hopes it would be like an orange cream soda.

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Vodka, Orange Juice, Vanilla Extract. Do it
(10-04-2011, 02:17 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=753.msg223944#msg223944 date=1316825745]
mixed orange soda with spiced rum in the hopes it would be like an orange cream soda.

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Vodka, Orange Juice, Vanilla Extract. Do it
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ugh, vodka, blech. I might do it with gin but I'm skeptical to be drinking vanilla extract. especially if I'm mixing these while already inebriated.
do NOT do this with imitation, only with genuine vanilla extract.
(10-04-2011, 02:22 PM)k0ala link Wrote: [ -> ]do NOT ever use imitation vanilla, only genuine vanilla extract
I heard you bioys like ldrukn post.  Don't worry thi swasy with friends from my grad program.  GOOOD TIMES.
bump.

It's kinda lame if you like alcohol but if you hate it but wanna get drunk anyways, whisky mixed with welch's grape juice is great. Totally hides the taste.
(10-08-2011, 05:04 PM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ]bump.

It's kinda lame if you like alcohol but if you hate it but wanna get drunk anyways, whisky mixed with welch's grape juice is great. Totally hides the taste.

Put good rum into limeade. Thank me later.
Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.
(10-09-2011, 01:00 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.

I can attest to this.

MD Game Fuel worked wonders too- it tasted so bad to begin with, you didn't notice. 
can you guuys help me decode this message?

K th4nk you 43u 432 5om2 94ll m2 fo5ho n28t tim2 :y

Vandamguy

(10-09-2011, 03:34 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]K th4nk you 43u 432 5om2 94ll m2 fo5ho n28t tim2 :y
K thank you 43u 432 some well me fosho next time :z

it means you still dont have a girlfriend.
(10-09-2011, 03:34 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]can you guuys help me decode this message?

K th4nk you 43u 432 5om2 94ll m2 fo5ho n28t tim2 :y

That's T9 fail. Good thing you know some ten key guessers here Smile

OK think you get ida  some will me fo'sho' next time

EDIT - Okay, (do you) think you get the idea? Some will me for sure next time.

I think it means give her a call to let her know you're thinking of her and see when she wants to hang out.

(10-09-2011, 05:41 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [ -> ]it means you still dont have a girlfriend.
fuck you
it's just cause i'm so good looking that girls feel intimidated by me :foreveralone:

and i think she had a full querty keyboard because i don't know of any easy way to spam iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii with t9
(10-09-2011, 01:00 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.

haha, try fucking long island iced tea that is pure alcoholic delight, or shoot sailor jerry straight
(10-09-2011, 04:34 PM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg226133#msg226133 date=1318140006]
Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.

haha, try fucking long island iced tea that is pure alcoholic delight, or shoot sailor jerry straight
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or use an enema bag and liquor

(via 1000 ways to die)
(10-09-2011, 06:17 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Elder link=topic=753.msg226208#msg226208 date=1318196045]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg226133#msg226133 date=1318140006]
Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.

haha, try fucking long island iced tea that is pure alcoholic delight, or shoot sailor jerry straight
[/quote]

or use an enema bag and liquor

(via 1000 ways to die)
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an enema you say?

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BG66Sz8SZs&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]

(10-09-2011, 03:06 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg226133#msg226133 date=1318140006]
Fuck all of you, and your pussy mixed drinks. Put Bacardi 151 into Mountain Dew Code Red. THAT will get you hammered.

I can attest to this.

MD Game Fuel worked wonders too- it tasted so bad to begin with, you didn't notice. 
[/quote]I enjoy gin in MD, does this make me a bad person?