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Double post.

Nothing quite like a friend turning 21 fore a good time.  (That fore is intentional by the way.)
I need good whiskey, but as cheap as I can get it.

Jim Beam is like $13, beat that.
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.
(10-26-2011, 05:38 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.


Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
(10-26-2011, 05:42 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228500#msg228500 date=1319668707]
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.


Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
[/quote]Also I've been at work since 5:30am.
(10-26-2011, 05:44 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228501#msg228501 date=1319668927]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228500#msg228500 date=1319668707]
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.


Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
[/quote]Also I've been at work since 5:30am.
[/quote]



THIS MAN NEEDS 13 SHOTS.
(10-26-2011, 06:00 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228503#msg228503 date=1319669047]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228501#msg228501 date=1319668927]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228500#msg228500 date=1319668707]
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.
Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
[/quote]Also I've been at work since 5:30am.
[/quote]THIS MAN NEEDS 13 SHOTS.
[/quote]I left work at 8pm.
(10-26-2011, 08:31 PM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228508#msg228508 date=1319670033]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228503#msg228503 date=1319669047]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228501#msg228501 date=1319668927]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228500#msg228500 date=1319668707]
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.
Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
[/quote]Also I've been at work since 5:30am.
[/quote]THIS MAN NEEDS 13 SHOTS.
[/quote]I left work at 8pm.
[/quote]
14 shots.
(10-26-2011, 08:35 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228533#msg228533 date=1319679118]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228508#msg228508 date=1319670033]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228503#msg228503 date=1319669047]
[quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=753.msg228501#msg228501 date=1319668927]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg228500#msg228500 date=1319668707]
I cannot describe how badly I need a drink, and how much shit it would fuck up if I got drunk tonight since I have to be at work at 6am tomorrow. Or possibly get called back in at 11p tonight.
Sounds like a time for 3 drinks.
[/quote]Also I've been at work since 5:30am.
[/quote]THIS MAN NEEDS 13 SHOTS.
[/quote]I left work at 8pm.
[/quote]14 shots.
[/quote]Just got called in. Amount of sleep so far: 0.
How many 12oz cans of beer can a regulation sized frisbee hold?
No cheating!


The answer is: 5 cans, and I got to drink it all in one go woooooweeee
BUMP! I love it when the parents are in laughlin for the weekend.
oh yeah, bump for the past week.
i just want you guys to nkow that i love alcohol.
Except for a small test tomorrow, I now no longer have any serious obligations as to remain sober for the next 5 days.
Staying true to my claim.  Is it midnight already?
Got a 5 dollar zaa from pizza slobs. HOTDOG INFUSED CRUST@?!??! Yeah they did that shit. Hail Satan.
(11-20-2011, 02:09 AM)ThunderStain link Wrote: [ -> ]Got a 5 dollar zaa from pizza slobs. HOTDOG INFUSED CRUST@?!??! Yeah they did that shit. Hail Satan.

Sweet god. Why have I not heard of this place?
Needs more Bacon crust.
ah.... i can't walk straight.  I drank while I was at CRC, but didnt' get destroyed.  I'm getting destroyed tonight.  HOO-FUCKIN-AH.
Whiskey convention earlier tonight, got hammered. Went downtown. Danced hard. Was dancing with a girl for 20 min then we got to talking. Turns out she lived in my hometown for a few years and  she was also 4 years older than me and she got scared Sad. Her smell is still on me. Jesus Christ.