Be Right Back, Uninstalling

I forgot to post, but last week I got utterly shitfaced with my ladyfriend and a former FWB (who hadn't met each other until dinner). Nearly a fifth of Cruzan Black Strap, an entire bottle of Cruzan's Velvet Cinn (Horchata con Rum), the dregs of another brand of boozy Horchata called Rumchata, and started into another bottle of the same by a third brand that I can't recall. It was an enjoyable evening with two of my favorite ladies, but I haven't been that hung over in a long, long time. I should've constructed additional pylons.

Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

(11-01-2013, 01:06 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ]Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 

(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
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how crow starts his pickup lines: Do you have your own cereal? Because i do.

(11-01-2013, 09:54 AM)Elder link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg272940#msg272940 date=1383311373]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea.  
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how crow starts his pickup lines: Do you have your own cereal? Because i do.
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I'd get into bed with crow for that line. And don't lie, you would too.

(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
[/quote]

Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times.

(11-01-2013, 08:09 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
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i knew i was doing something wrong.

(11-01-2013, 11:57 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg272940#msg272940 date=1383311373]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
[/quote]

Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times.
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Way to be the median.  I've seen it go way farther on either side. 

And ya'll just jealous 'bout my cereal empire.  If I get my hands on that fucking count, I'm gonna cut him for spreading those rumors...

(11-01-2013, 09:28 PM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272952#msg272952 date=1383325057]
[quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg272940#msg272940 date=1383311373]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272935#msg272935 date=1383286009]
Had a nice night with my lady Jameson. I don't feel very drunk, but I lost count of the shots I have taken and according to others at the party I'm acting like it. BRB going to ask out a hot girl.

tapping girls on the shoulder and asking them if they "want to fuck?" is a great idea. 
[/quote]

Tried this. Not bad results. Only got slapped 5 times.
[/quote]

Way to be the median.  I've seen it go way farther on either side. 

And ya'll just jealous 'bout my cereal empire.  If I get my hands on that fucking count, I'm gonna cut him for spreading those rumors...
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Didn't actually do this. But I did get decent results anyways. What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

(11-02-2013, 05:21 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.

(11-02-2013, 11:36 AM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix

(11-02-2013, 11:38 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

You could say its one of our, lucky charms

(11-05-2013, 08:37 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.

(11-05-2013, 09:05 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]

(11-05-2013, 09:07 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]
[/quote]

It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks.

(11-05-2013, 06:25 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273086#msg273086 date=1383660421]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]
[/quote]

It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks.
[/quote]

This is becoming a total abomination.

(11-06-2013, 08:04 AM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg273095#msg273095 date=1383693919]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273086#msg273086 date=1383660421]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]
[/quote]

It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks.
[/quote]

This is becoming a total abomination.
[/quote]

Nah, this total Count's...Chocula...

(11-06-2013, 08:57 AM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273109#msg273109 date=1383743072]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg273095#msg273095 date=1383693919]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273086#msg273086 date=1383660421]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]
[/quote]

It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks.
[/quote]

This is becoming a total abomination.
[/quote]

Nah, this total Count's...Chocula...
[/quote]

That pun wasn't worth its weight in Pebbles

(11-06-2013, 10:29 AM)StolenToast link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273114#msg273114 date=1383746243]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273109#msg273109 date=1383743072]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg273095#msg273095 date=1383693919]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg273086#msg273086 date=1383660421]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg273085#msg273085 date=1383660356]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=753.msg273083#msg273083 date=1383658634]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=753.msg272987#msg272987 date=1383410298]
[quote author=rumbot link=topic=753.msg272986#msg272986 date=1383410177]
[quote author=spm201 link=topic=753.msg272977#msg272977 date=1383387661]
What the hell is up with the cereal thing? I must have missed that.

Just something we do for kix.
[/quote]
But sometimes, like on Halloween we'll do it for trix
[/quote]

Cheerio, sir, Cheerio.

You could say its one of our, lucky charms
[/quote]

Oh god what have I done.
[/quote]
[/quote]

It could be worse, it could be a pony thread. No one wants to see any more Apple Jacks.
[/quote]

This is becoming a total abomination.
[/quote]

Nah, this total Count's...Chocula...
[/quote]

That pun wasn't worth its weight in Pebbles
[/quote]

I think it chex out