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So, earlier this week I unpacked my shot glass collection.


I am required to give some backstory here, or else- you, the uninformed reader, will fail to comprehend the gravity of the situation.  When I was young, as my family traveled, I discovered these awesome small glasses with place names on them.  And I did what needed to be done (READ AS: CHORES) to secure sufficient funds to be able to purchase a shot glass from what ever new place I had been.  Anyways, this was packed up in 1998, when I was 13, I'm 28, and I finally emptied the box:
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That's just the stuff that's been in a box for the last decade and a half. 

During this cathartic experience of unpacking my childhood I discovered this beast:
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After some investigation I discovered this is from a ski slope near Lake Tahoe; the last time I was in that neck of the woods, I was 5. 

Young Me new exactly how to prepare for Now Me.


Well fuck me if not insane.  Gods be damned if I didn't do it, and more than once, the first time didn't go as well, here's the second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEnyneZXZrA
I did this very shortly ago, I don't know why it won't let me embed. 
Only about 6 3/4 shots... you took it like a champ..
Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk
My dad has a shot glass collection as well. Would you be interested in me taking some pictures of them?
(07-28-2013, 06:35 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk

That was beastly. And I thought I was a man for taking 6 shots of vodka in the span of 15 seconds.
(07-28-2013, 07:16 PM)cbre88x link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg270107#msg270107 date=1375054556]
Damn.  I didn't bother to the math on how many shots that is.  I've done that twice.  No wonder I'm drunk

That was beastly. And I thought I was a man for taking 6 shots of vodka in the span of 15 seconds.
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I was so messed up last night.  I gave myself about two hours between the two times I did that but I still ended up massively plastered.
all i noticed in that video was that the cake and gun were in sight as well
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
(07-30-2013, 02:13 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
(07-31-2013, 01:56 AM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
(07-31-2013, 06:52 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
[/quote]

That's one way to fall asleep. 
(07-31-2013, 07:02 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270207#msg270207 date=1375271574]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
[/quote]That's one way to fall asleep. 
[/quote]I'll just be over here waiting for Lacey Chabert's career to implode so she'll release a sex video.
(07-31-2013, 07:02 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270207#msg270207 date=1375271574]
[quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg270198#msg270198 date=1375253795]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg270160#msg270160 date=1375168388]
i wonder if i should start drinking to fall asleep at a decent hour...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU
[/quote]Meh, I fell asleep at like 11pm last night. Fucking body, how does it work.

Also, I kinda want to watch the Lost In Space remake now.

Lost In Space - Movie Trailer
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That's one way to fall asleep.  
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I lol'd
Movie night turned into booze night now I have 2 bottles of rum a bottle of kahlua and some vodka oh jeeez
(08-11-2013, 04:40 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]Movie night turned into booze night now I have 2 bottles of rum a bottle of kahlua and some vodka oh jeeez
Looks like a lot of white Russians in your future.
Also this thread was on the second page, shame on all of you <>Sad>
Also also, Miley Cyrus twerking has literally been the best thing for my tumblr ever.
And I'm not really drunk, this quad post is just artistic license.