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antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
(06-13-2010, 12:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]asergasdrhaedthndfj,gbzd. gando;gh8adi9; qhngaighAEajhbAEghaegapirth'aenhipjq

antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

at least you aren't drinking.  you shouldn't drink on antibiotics
(06-13-2010, 12:32 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg157768#msg157768 date=1276407039]
asergasdrhaedthndfj,gbzd. gando;gh8adi9; qhngaighAEajhbAEghaegapirth'aenhipjq

antibiotics are giving me such horrible heartburn i can't sleep

muscle relaxants are making me tired and drunk feeling

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

at least you aren't drinking.  you shouldn't drink on antibiotics
[/quote]maybe it's the mojito giving me the heartburn then. It was just the one, and I know.
so apparently drinks at The People's Republik are dirt cheap, and strong to boot. Got smashed there with a buddy last night, had 4 Burgers afterwards, had a smoke while we waited to be let into a lady-friend's residence, then watched The Human Centipede with a pair of lasses in a twin bed. The movie was prob a bad choice, it was boring enough that I fell asleep during the first half :'(, fuck waking up at 545am everyday
(06-13-2010, 12:41 AM)Duck link Wrote: [ -> ]so apparently drinks at The People's Republik are dirt cheap, and strong to boot. Got smashed there with a buddy last night, had 4 Burgers afterwards, had a smoke while we waited to be let into a lady-friend's residence, then watched The Human Centipede with a pair of lasses in a twin bed. The movie was prob a bad choice, it was boring enough that I fell asleep during the first half :'(, fuck waking up at 545am everyday
YOU MOCK MY PAIN
ill wager you wont be saying that a couple weeks from now but i could be wrong, stay tewned

rumsfald

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Professor Funbucks

i dont know wha tappened tonight but i fucked two chicks without them knowing about either other lolo
im so drunkl lmaspo




UI LOVE YOU GRB RBU@~~~~
!!!!

rumsfald

(06-20-2010, 02:33 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ]i dont know wha tappened tonight but i fucked two chicks without them knowing about either other lolo

I know what happened. You had steak for dinner.

Professor Funbucks

nice, drunk funbucks
'tappened'

imma start using that more often

Edit:
Actually, I had nachos before last night...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the hangover sucks



edit: i was going somewhere with that nachos thing, something about a mexican stand-off i dont even

Edit: I also remember now yelling at Vlambo a bunch on facebook i dont even

(06-20-2010, 08:47 AM)Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ]nice, drunk funbucks
'tappened'

imma start using that more often

Edit:
Actually, I had nachos before last night...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the hangover sucks



edit: i was going somewhere with that nachos thing, something about a mexican stand-off i dont even

Edit: I also remember now yelling at Vlambo a bunch on facebook i dont even

It was awesome. We were discussing beer, bitches, and killamajaro
i should get drunk more oft-
nahhhh
So... I have recently moved closer to my yob, and upon taking an overtime shift I was *almost* robbed by a kid who couldn't be over seventeen. Needless to say there was no psychical contact in the particular altercation. .but I feel as if I should assert my masculinity. Which is why I planned a series of posters to hang around the ghetto I live near, they would essentially challenge said pre-pubescent fuck to a real man's battle, do I proceed or continue to hang my tail between my legs since it happened. . .keep in mind where I live this is legitimate machismo. . .maybe I should be asking 4chan for advice
(06-13-2010, 08:15 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]
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I had to polish off the beer in my fridge... didn't want to leave it alone while I was away... you know, it might get lonely or some such bullshit.
(07-03-2010, 01:35 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]I had to polish off the beer in my fridge... didn't want to leave it alone while I was away... you know, it might get lonely or some such bullshit.
might wander off and eat your steak in the cooler, then fuck a bitch.

also, experiments in the cousin's liquor cabinet continue.  Tonight's batch, Tequila and 7up.  Verdict: Great success!!

Duck, Duck, Goose

bars with friends are the best
especially when your group of firneds are a bunch of nerds and two people you used to play hockey with randomly show up
yo fuck my old friends lol
Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?

Duck, Duck, Goose

(07-08-2010, 01:22 AM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ]Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?
cause you guys suck CANADA OWNS ETC.
(07-08-2010, 01:32 AM)Nitrous Oxide link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=753.msg162839#msg162839 date=1278570137]
Why the fuck is the drinking age in the us 21, anyway?
cause you guys suck CANADA OWNS ETC.
[/quote]amen, canadian brotha