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feelings and drinking don't mix
stop now while you have the chance
(01-15-2014, 06:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]feelings and drinking don't mix
stop now while you have the chance
dont wanna
(01-15-2014, 06:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]feelings and drinking don't mix
stop now while you have the chance

Don't make my mistakes bro.
(01-15-2014, 06:16 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: captainprivate__55984.1357628044.1280.1280.JPG]

remembered i got this for christmas. feeling pretty shitty and confused because females and feelings. starting now, lets see how low i can go

When I hadn't been drinking very long... I sat down with a bottle of the skippers private stock and decided I was going to drink the entire thing in 4 hours.


holy fuck, don't do that, that's even more retarded than when I took that half bottle shot. 

but yes, feelings on the inside + rum = feelings on the outside.  loudly.  Not always a good thing. 
That's the secret behind CUBA LIBRE

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You cannot actually purify your blood of a cold with alcohol.  You end up sick AND hungover. 
CUBA LIBRE

DRUNKZO IS A-GO.

(01-19-2014, 11:18 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Note:

You cannot actually purify your blood of a cold with alcohol.  You end up sick AND hungover. 

but but but... I thought I could drink the illness away
I think last night was the drunkest I've ever been. I physically lost the ability to read.
(01-21-2014, 06:01 PM)spm201 link Wrote: [ -> ]I think last night was the drunkest I've ever been. I physically lost the ability to read.

Most drunk I've been I was up until 3 hours before I had to work, drinking, I woke up, I sat up in my bed with intent to roll into a standing position, at which point my upper body decided to keep moving but lower body did not... thus resulting in a literal instance of me running into a door.
Ha ha ha ha ha
It's only 8:30pm est
HA!

I have been avoiding spending money on booze so I can save money for a trip to South East Asia..
But today a friend I haven't seen for months invited me out for lunch and "a beer."

"a beer"

yea right...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
FIREBALL AND HAD CIDER, MATCH MADE IN CUBA LIBRE

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Got a call from my sister at 4am the other day. "Hey little brother, I'm walking down mill ave right now (Partytowncentral, AZ) can you come get me?"

So yeah that's the story of how I got to see my sister drunk out of her mind. Was actually pretty entertaining.
twin friends of mine had a b-day. There was drinking and cakes and quelf it was great
people of the drunk thread, specifically canadians. what's good cheap beer (that isnt light beer) that i can do like 24 cans of or something
(02-17-2014, 04:13 AM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [ -> ]people of the drunk thread, specifically canadians. what's good cheap beer (that isnt light beer) that i can do like 24 cans of or something

Like at once?  Like a "24 by 12" type thing?
(02-17-2014, 08:30 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=753.msg276411#msg276411 date=1392628413]
people of the drunk thread, specifically canadians. what's good cheap beer (that isnt light beer) that i can do like 24 cans of or something

Like at once?  Like a "24 by 12" type thing?
[/quote]like i can buy 24 cans of it and it'll last me for a week i guess
I would go with a 24 can of whiskey.


None of us know how much you can drink dude. I remember I used to be able to get a good buzz going off a can of light beer but now I drink bourbon out of the bottle. I miss the good old days.
(02-17-2014, 04:49 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CPT Crow link=topic=753.msg276413#msg276413 date=1392643859]
[quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=753.msg276411#msg276411 date=1392628413]
people of the drunk thread, specifically canadians. what's good cheap beer (that isnt light beer) that i can do like 24 cans of or something

Like at once?  Like a "24 by 12" type thing?
[/quote]like i can buy 24 cans of it and it'll last me for a week i guess
[/quote]

Even though its bit filthy, it is light on the palette but not the alcohol: Molson Dry(Pale Lager, 5.5%). It's very, very crisp when cold, and nurses well when it warms up. I don't know what pricing is like out West there, because the LCBO runs everything here in the cesspit of Canada. 2-4's run about $33 for bottles, $37 for cans.