(03-20-2011, 10:45 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg200015#msg200015 date=1300631570]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg200014#msg200014 date=1300631453]
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.
Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her all day erry day
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pee in her butt
(03-20-2011, 01:15 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=753.msg200018#msg200018 date=1300635913]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg200015#msg200015 date=1300631570]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg200014#msg200014 date=1300631453]
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.
Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her all day erry day
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pee in her butt
[/quote]use a funnel though
(03-20-2011, 10:45 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg200015#msg200015 date=1300631570]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg200014#msg200014 date=1300631453]
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.
Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her all day erry day
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I'm assuming by your anger towards this that you don't like her that much? Either listen to all these guys (either as friends or whatever) or give her three weeks and put out an ad for another roommate.
This is my take, as a lowly highschooler.
(02-28-2011, 09:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg197587#msg197587 date=1298514668]
My girlfriend moved in with me tonight.
I leave for afghanistan in < 30 days tonight.Â
I don't know which to wish you more luck on. Probably both. Be well, LT. Be well.
(hey, ain't you a silver yet?)
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in 34 days. provided all the shit I've stirred up in the past week doesn't come back to bite me. Because, God Damn, you'd think no one had ever told the Battalion, "No, I will not stand idly by while you try to rape me" My Unit Administrator literally knocked shit off the wall slamming his door after I left today.Â
Pynchued thuis cunt in a take away shop, he was being dick,. may have brioken my handm have to show off my porgram tommorow then I will go to th euni hospital may havae broekn thing hand, fuck that though he was a gigner cunt and I smakced himk in his fucking hginger facek,, and theees drug dealers were giving me shit vause they tried to sell me doc leaved, kicked on in the cehst than ran awaym cayuse fuck those guy, drugs are bad and they are shit, that asnt even drugs,
cunt.
(03-21-2011, 11:58 PM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ]Pynchued thuis cunt in a take away shop, he was being dick,. may have brioken my handm have to show off my porgram tommorow then I will go to th euni hospital may havae broekn thing hand, fuck that though he was a gigner cunt and I smakced himk in his fucking hginger facek,, and theees drug dealers were giving me shit vause they tried to sell me doc leaved, kicked on in the cehst than ran awaym cayuse fuck those guy, drugs are bad and they are shit, that asnt even drugs,
cunt.
I've missed you dave.
also cheap rum and good beer bump.
A fifth of a fifth. I'm nowhere near where I want to be tonight. FUuuuuuuuuck
i feel like i forgot to bump this from when i turned 21
(04-24-2011, 08:44 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]i feel like i forgot to bump this from when i turned 21
Hopefully cause you had better things to do than dick around on the internet on your 21st
Oh Beer, How I Miss Thee. Drink one a dozen for me!Â
(04-24-2011, 09:17 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg204128#msg204128 date=1303695878]
i feel like i forgot to bump this from when i turned 21
Hopefully cause you had better things to do than dick around on the internet on your 21st
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i had a few too many drinks at my moms bar
sex on the beach
1800
jack and coke
vodka and root beer (or something like that)
like four more shots i can't remember
and at least two more drinks i can't remember
all while thinking we were going to get wings so i didn't eat much for supper
within the time span of 2 hours about
i threw up an entire pizza in one heave
wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
(04-25-2011, 12:02 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
yeah my mom owns a bar
kinda small it's a good time though
(04-25-2011, 12:28 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg204165#msg204165 date=1303707739]
wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
yeah my mom owns a bar
kinda small it's a good time though
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sing this next time u go
Heatbox - Jack and Coke
(04-25-2011, 12:28 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg204165#msg204165 date=1303707739]
wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
yeah my mom owns a bar
kinda small it's a good time though
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BRBU get together at Zane's Mother's place.Â
(04-25-2011, 10:48 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg204168#msg204168 date=1303709291]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg204165#msg204165 date=1303707739]
wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
yeah my mom owns a bar
kinda small it's a good time though
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BRBU get together at Zane's Mother's place.Â
[/quote]is that what they're calling it now?
(04-25-2011, 11:12 AM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=753.msg204213#msg204213 date=1303746522]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=753.msg204168#msg204168 date=1303709291]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg204165#msg204165 date=1303707739]
wait your mom has a bar
how did i not know this
i want to come visit now
yeah my mom owns a bar
kinda small it's a good time though
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BRBU get together at Zane's Mother's place.Â
[/quote]is that what they're calling it now?
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I'm just waiting for MILF quotes.
Hooray Old E. I'm too broke to buy dinner but I can still afford that sweet nectar of the gods