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(10-20-2008, 06:31 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg45100#msg45100 date=1224484901]
Ah ha.  I have something relevant to this thread.

So I went to the UK-Arkansas game on Saturday.  And I decided to mix up some whiskey sours for the tailgate before hand.  So my aunt tells me to grab a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet, so I latch onto a bottle of crown royal.  I'd poured about half the bottle out into a pitcher when I notice the date sticker on it.  1982.  I realized in horror that I just used a fucking 26 year old bottle of whiskey for whiskey sours.  They were damn good whiskey sours, but i think the whiskey gods are going to punish me for this.

yum... aged 26 years....... in an open bottle
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no, it was sealed, I ripped right through it without even noticing.  Finished the bottle this weekend.  ^.^b
does it just have to be drunk when bump? can it be other types of intoxication? just wondering. Bump when high!
LRTYES BRIN G THIS SHIT BAAACCCCCK


BIIUUUUUM{{{OOOPPPP
2 bumps in an evening, eh?
oh wow. ridiculous hjinks on halloween were ridiculous. just woke up :'(

gg tanqueray, gg
I started this thread, and damint, I don't bump it enough.  So here's to post-halloween and the many drinks consumed therein!
(11-01-2008, 01:49 AM)dapngwnman link Wrote: [ -> ]LRTYES BRIN G THIS SHIT BAAACCCCCK


BIIUUUUUM{{{OOOPPPP

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Laertes. He's bringing this shit back.

I really expected a lot of bumps on Halloween/day after. I would, but I was curled up on a futon down the hall.
bump for last night and me. = win.
(11-01-2008, 11:51 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [ -> ]oh wow. ridiculous hjinks on halloween were ridiculous. just woke up :'(

gg tanqueray, gg

Actual quote from Friday night:  "Who are you supposed to be?"  "Dude, I'm Tony Sinclair" "You're white.  You're INCREDIBLY WHITE, and you have no fro."  "So, I've got fucking tanqueray."

I just sipped Bourbon most of friday and saturday and beat people with my cane.  Dr. House costume ftw.
Pre and post election celebrations got a little out of hand.

It doesn't help that nearly every bar in town was having $2 you-call-it specials all night in honor of our most sacred democratic tradition.
Damn, I've got a nice buzz going. Cheap tequila, hellllsyeah.

Actual quote from tonight, about a problem posed in class:
"So, this lady suggests that having an abortion is like if you were kidnapped and hooked up to be life support for... some famous violinist or something."
"And then you unplug yourself, and that's the abortion."
"Right."
"This is like that example with the fat guy."
"What?"
"Where you're with four miners and you've all got dynamite, and you're trapped in a cave when your fat buddy gets stuck."
"I think the fat guy stuck in the cave is when the baby is born."
Drunk Pro Tip:

Invest in a deep fryer.  Nothing beats a night of drinking like assorted deep fried food
(11-09-2008, 04:17 AM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]Drunk Pro Tip:

Invest in a deep fryer.  Nothing beats a night of drinking like accidentally sticking your hand in a vat of boiling oil

rumsfald

(11-09-2008, 04:17 AM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: [ -> ]Drunk Pro Tip:

Invest in a deep fryer.  Nothing beats a night of drinking like assorted deep fried food

"assorted" makes me think this is now the night played out.

Tragic: hey, while we are drunk, wanna check out my new deep fryer?
Friend: Hells yes. What are we gonna fry?
TH:I dunno, let's see what is in the pantry (hiccup) ....onions
F: Onions am good.
TH: hmm, no potatoes. I got a jar of pickles
F: let's have another beer then try them
TH: fig newtons
F: Hell, they fry twinkies and oreos, why not.
TH: not much left cept this jar of mustard
F: you can't fry mustard!
TH: if we put it on bread we can.
F: It's GO TIME.
lmfao
(11-09-2008, 10:52 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=753.msg48750#msg48750 date=1226222258]
Drunk Pro Tip:

Invest in a deep fryer.  Nothing beats a night of drinking like assorted deep fried food

"assorted" makes me think this is now the night played out.

Tragic: hey, while we are drunk, wanna check out my new deep fryer?
Friend: Hells yes. What are we gonna fry?
TH:I dunno, let's see what is in the pantry (hiccup) ....onions
F: Onions am good.
TH: hmm, no potatoes. I got a jar of pickles
F: let's have another beer then try them
TH: fig newtons
F: Hell, they fry twinkies and oreos, why not.
TH: not much left cept this jar of mustard
F: you can't fry mustard!
TH: if we put it on bread we can.
F: It's GO TIME.

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How do you keep coming up with this material?
Tonight was fun.  Ate 20 wings in a  span of 5 mins.  Almost a bar record except my bro beat me.
Captain Morgan: Not as strong as other stuff.....didn't stop me of course.
Bump for last night and TEDs
Crow's Improvised Whiskey Sour (CIWS):

2oz Crown Royal
1.5oz lemon juice
heaping Teaspoon of Sugar
Splash of Bitters

Since you can't find a shaker and have no proper syrup: pour sugar, lemon and crown into glass, stir with spoon from sugar.  Add ice then splash bitters, stir again.  Must be drank with spoon still in glass.  Yes, the inclusion of bitters almost makes it an Old Fashioned.Â