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Time difference i suspect. Also: HAMPSTER FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE -AT0M

Sent from my phone so if any words don't make sense, blame auto-correct.
I miss my Crystal.



Also hi
(02-26-2011, 12:13 PM)ainmosni link Wrote: [ -> ]Oh God why is this vibrating ain halp btw this is at0m and my name is in the autocorrect this is so much win. Also crystal is here and totally showed the whole bar her tits,  pics later. Woooooooooooooooio

Sent from my phone so if any words don't make sense, blame auto-correct.

We were promised tits. I feel cheated
I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.
(02-27-2011, 06:55 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.
hahahaha
(02-27-2011, 06:55 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]I haven't loaded anything off of my camera yet. Be patient.
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Doesn't help that the internet was down at the hotel last night after I got done with work. Maybe tonight.
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lol
Apparently there's a long line.

Whatever. We have captain in the fridge.

rumsfald

(02-26-2011, 05:23 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]How come you and Ain hardly post anymore?  :'(

It's a true tragedy they don't teach sex-ed in creationist states.

BTW, some of us do expect invites to the InsomniaCuntaco wedding.

rumsfald

(02-23-2011, 09:31 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]My girlfriend moved in with me tonight.

I leave for afghanistan in < 30 days tonight. 

I don't know which to wish you more luck on. Probably both. Be well, LT. Be well.

(hey, ain't you a silver yet?)
(02-28-2011, 09:04 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Karth link=topic=753.msg197778#msg197778 date=1298759032]
How come you and Ain hardly post anymore?  :'(

It's a true tragedy they don't teach sex-ed in creationist states.

BTW, some of us do expect invites to the InsomniaCuntaco wedding.
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It's funny because Arizona.

No one likes Arizona.
Just had my fourth fat tire.  I've got a pretty good buzz going on
So between this and that the last four nights have become a fun blur of good food, night hikes, and hot tub time.

Hooray spring break.
Lost Abbey: The Serpent's Stout

Champagne cork and everything. Made a great beef and potato fry-up out of last night's pot roast, fresh veggies, and 2/3rds of a bottle of balsamic-coloured beer, and the third of a bottle left was enough to get me relaxed enough to lie down and feel my back crunching into place. Thank you, beer.

It tasted like if you had a really good glass of port and some organic chocolate and were switching bites and sips. Not a chugging beer. I have consumed an entire civilization of yeasty goodness. I could have cut the potatoes smaller, so they'd cook faster, but the beer and Worcestershire sank into every bite of the dish.

Happy Friday. Drunk before noon! Woo Woo!
(I work the night shift, I'm entitled)
I had three jello shots, a shot of rum, a shot of vodka, and a 2wo Yuenglings at a buddys birthday party and I am tipsyyyyyyyy
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
(03-20-2011, 09:30 AM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ]Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her again
(03-20-2011, 09:32 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg200014#msg200014 date=1300631453]
Well, I fucked my flatmate, and now I have to live with her for 3 months.

Fuck you, Jack Danniel's.
fuck her all day erry day
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