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(07-31-2011, 01:29 AM)Ianki link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=at0m link=topic=753.msg217156#msg217156 date=1312091478]
Apparently my mojito mix is sad.

Also, whiskeyrum dick sucks. Or not, as it were.

If you've been trying to get an erection for over four hours, consult a doctor.
[/quote]Fair enough.

I'm still baffled as to how it's sad, though, since it's gone.

rumsfald

someone (I think it was Lag) said something and their voice was warbly, and at0m said "dude, you sound sad"

later, at0m ran out of mojito mix

I took the liberty of saying "guys, I ran out of mojito mix" in the most sad and warbly voice I could muster.

There really wasn't anything to connect the two memes, other than they occurred the same night. More of a contemporaneous mashup.

here, let me post a log of that mumble chat...
My drummer IOU'd me a fifth of captain morgan's private stock.



I don't think I've ever been this drunk.


I am really really really really really really reall y drunk
(07-31-2011, 10:24 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]someone (I think it was Lag) said something and their voice was warbly, and at0m said "dude, you sound sad"

later, at0m ran out of mojito mix

I took the liberty of saying "guys, I ran out of mojito mix" in the most sad and warbly voice I could muster.

There really wasn't anything to connect the two memes, other than they occurred the same night. More of a contemporaneous mashup.

here, let me post a log of that mumble chat...

lmao
(08-06-2011, 04:07 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ]My drummer IOU'd me a fifth of captain morgan's private stock.



I don't think I've ever been this drunk.


I am really really really really really really reall y drunk
Zaius: Accidentally the whole fifth
(08-06-2011, 08:30 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=753.msg218055#msg218055 date=1312621652]
My drummer IOU'd me a fifth of captain morgan's private stock.



I don't think I've ever been this drunk.


I am really really really really really really reall y drunk
Zaius: Accidentally the whole fifth
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lol, the best part about this.


I didn't even get halfway through the fifth.

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Oh god, especially crappy malt liquor is the worst. I'm so sick right now and I woke up at like 9 AM (instead of 2-3PM)

Duck, Duck, Goose

Bring on round 2
Posting in the sober lull between last night and tonight.
(08-06-2011, 04:00 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ]Posting in the sober lull between last night and tonight.

f u guys =[
oh fuck, the last of the tequila from cinco

edit: pouring it into the hydration drink -hic- wonder when dinner is

edit 2: I'm drunk on Saturday night but not drunk enough to buy a PS subscription
(08-06-2011, 07:19 PM)k0ala link Wrote: [ -> ]oh fuck, the last of the tequila from cinco

edit: pouring it into the hydration drink -hic- wonder when dinner is

edit 2: I'm drunk on Saturday night but not drunk enough to buy a PS subscription

If there is ever an alcohol that kills me, Patron Silver will be it.

So delicious

rumsfald

(08-06-2011, 09:36 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=k0ala link=topic=753.msg218169#msg218169 date=1312676367]
oh fuck, the last of the tequila from cinco

edit: pouring it into the hydration drink -hic- wonder when dinner is

edit 2: I'm drunk on Saturday night but not drunk enough to buy a PS subscription

If there is ever an alcohol that kills me, Patron Silver will be it.

So delicious
[/quote]

Patron Silver is the gateway drug to fancy tequilas.
(08-07-2011, 02:50 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=753.msg218176#msg218176 date=1312684585]
[quote author=k0ala link=topic=753.msg218169#msg218169 date=1312676367]
oh fuck, the last of the tequila from cinco

edit: pouring it into the hydration drink -hic- wonder when dinner is

edit 2: I'm drunk on Saturday night but not drunk enough to buy a PS subscription

If there is ever an alcohol that kills me, Patron Silver will be it.

So delicious
[/quote]

Patron Silver is the gateway drug to fancy tequilas.
[/quote]

Well...

Color me alcoholic
(08-06-2011, 09:36 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=k0ala link=topic=753.msg218169#msg218169 date=1312676367]
oh fuck, the last of the tequila from cinco

edit: pouring it into the hydration drink -hic- wonder when dinner is

edit 2: I'm drunk on Saturday night but not drunk enough to buy a PS subscription

If there is ever an alcohol that kills me, Patron Silver will be it.

So delicious
[/quote]

I'm about gin
gin + tonic + hookah = awesome
(08-11-2011, 01:27 AM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [ -> ]gin + tonic + hookah = awesome
Vodka + Countrytime Pink Lemonade + Ice + Hookah = awesome.

I'm talking about using that instead of water, btw.
Two forties of high grav olde english=probably a really bad morning tomorrow

...but a great night tonight at least
(08-11-2011, 02:16 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=753.msg218552#msg218552 date=1313044063]
gin + tonic + hookah = awesome
Vodka + Countrytime Pink Lemonade + Ice + Hookah = awesome.

I'm talking about using that instead of water, btw.
[/quote]Ah, sounds wonderful actually, I'll pose it to the owner and sees what he thinks.  Also, we weren't using gin + tonic in the bowl, it just happened to be the drink of choice for the evening.
Did I mention my cousins run two wineries out in California? Because they do, and I was just out to visit them. As a little going home gift, they just shipped me a case and a half of their various wines, plus the wine my wife and I bought out there. I've now got 2+ cases of wine sitting around, and no wine cellar. What to do, what to do...