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Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...

(09-23-2010, 03:54 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ]Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...

Must be great to work at an airport and get all kinds of free shit.

(09-23-2010, 07:43 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg174973#msg174973 date=1285232084]
Fuckers at the airport confiscated my toothpaste, which was 3/4 used...

Must be great to work at an airport and get all kinds of free shit.
[/quote]yeah, mostly-used toothpaste can make you some mad cash on ebay, especially if it's got dried crusty bits that look like JESUS

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

(09-23-2010, 01:21 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ]http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.

(09-23-2010, 01:38 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg175014#msg175014 date=1285266061]
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.


[/quote]thx, I'm gonna start telling women they can help fight breast cancer by giving me blowjobs and if they ask for proof I'll direct them to that site.

(09-23-2010, 01:50 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg175016#msg175016 date=1285267119]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg175014#msg175014 date=1285266061]
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm


now I can help fight breast cancer

Nice fake webpage.


[/quote]thx, I'm gonna start telling women they can help fight breast cancer by giving me blowjobs and if they ask for proof I'll direct them to that site.
[/quote]
this is old, there was a comedian from like 2007 who said those exact same words on stage

I am about to go to a party. 


I am currently wearing a Kilt.

(10-02-2010, 06:14 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]I am about to go to a party. 


I am currently wearing a Kilt.

And then you were Sean Connery

/mnightshamalan

(10-02-2010, 06:31 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg176632#msg176632 date=1286061257]
I am about to go to a party. 


I am currently wearing a Kilt.

And then you were Sean Connery

/mnightshamalan
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And then Sean Connery was Mel Gibson.

WAT A TWEEST.

(10-03-2010, 09:17 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]

Um, ummm...

Salami!

And I thought my walls were formidable...

People can be quite frustrating and saddening creatures.

Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?

(10-04-2010, 10:18 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ]Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?

do it so i can cause havoc in your store and you can make your workers clean it up instead of you

(10-04-2010, 04:27 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=2632.msg176930#msg176930 date=1286205484]
Been working at this store for two, maybe three weeks with almost no shifts. It's been alright, wanted more hours. So, I go into work the other day and my boss pulls me into the back. She's a really cool kid (I'm actually older than her by a bit) but she seems really serious. She says "I need to talk to you about something" and I say "Okaaaaaay....."

She laughs, and long story short she hands me an offer to take her position as assistant manager (she would move up to replace a bitch I don't like as our store manager). I haven't taken it yet since I have a few things to ask, but still... only been there such a short time, can't really complain, can I?

do it so i can cause havoc in your store and you can make your workers clean it up instead of you
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You put it there, you pick it up

Also lol no. I would do that maybe to one employee who's lazy as fuck, but even then I'd feel bad.

Someone drove around shooting people near me today but I wasn't aware of it. News is still slow on WTF is going on. Guy killed himself though so area is safe.

just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

(10-05-2010, 02:09 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

No one left behind, I hope.

(10-05-2010, 02:09 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]just beat me2

kinda sad it's over

Which reminds me I need to get that shadow broker dlc  :p