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(06-24-2013, 06:18 PM)rumbot link Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know whether to laugh at the silliness of the idea or cry at the sheer ignorance one would need to bring this to life:

Bacon ammo to kill Islamic werewolves. (works on teh jews too).

In a sense didn't we do this officially with military attack dogs? Aren't dogs also considered 'unclean' in some sects of Islam?

Though what you quoted Im not sure whether to facepalm or laugh
I laughed and so would Don rickles.
Huge storm rolled by this morning, in a fit of paranoia I moved all the expensive stuff to high ground

How easily trust is broken, even in machines
and that storm will soon hit me...
And then me...
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Yeah, I was going to move more furniture tonight.... Not if Lexington is getting raped by this storm... Maybe it'll hail and I'll get a new roof.
(06-26-2013, 12:03 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, I was going to move more furniture tonight.... Not if Lexington is getting raped by this storm... Maybe it'll hail and I'll get a new roof.

Oh Im sorry insurance only covers theft and vandalism, not acts of god
</fuck insurance>
(06-26-2013, 11:37 AM)versus link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 397d26937b.png]

There's weather out there that's not this?
(06-26-2013, 02:25 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=versus link=topic=2632.msg268671#msg268671 date=1372264664]
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There's weather out there that's not this?
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*clears throat*
*ahem*
Well... just to let you know





























FUCK YOU!
but you see, the temperatures are not included with the picture. I'm guessing it's like 5000F down there while it's "only" 80F here.
(06-26-2013, 02:58 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ]but you see, the temperatures are not included with the picture. I'm guessing it's like 5000F down there while it's "only" 80F here.
No, unfortunately, Didzo is right, California has wonderful weather almost all year long. And I hate Didzo for it... it's all Didzo's fault.
(06-26-2013, 03:42 PM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg268685#msg268685 date=1372276720]
but you see, the temperatures are not included with the picture. I'm guessing it's like 5000F down there while it's "only" 80F here.
No, unfortunately, Didzo is right, California has wonderful weather almost all year long. And I hate Didzo for it... it's all Didzo's fault.
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Oh well, look on the bright side, at least we don't have earthquakes. And we actually have more than one season year round....and green grass that doesn't require gallons and gallons of water to stay green (really, why do Cali residents want green grass so much? why not go with something more desert-friendly? maybe...a lawn of cactii?)
(06-26-2013, 03:48 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=2632.msg268688#msg268688 date=1372279335]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg268685#msg268685 date=1372276720]
but you see, the temperatures are not included with the picture. I'm guessing it's like 5000F down there while it's "only" 80F here.
No, unfortunately, Didzo is right, California has wonderful weather almost all year long. And I hate Didzo for it... it's all Didzo's fault.
[/quote]
Oh well, look on the bright side, at least we don't have earthquakes. And we actually have more than one season year round....and green grass that doesn't require gallons and gallons of water to stay green (really, why do Cali residents want green grass so much? why not go with something more desert-friendly? maybe...a lawn of cactii?)
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My old neighbor has a cactus garden.
My uncle pretty much pissed off his homeowner association (he lives in Parker, CO a completely pre-planned community so all homes are under the same homeowner association within the city), anyway, the homeowner ordinance specifies "ground coverings are required in the front yard" and he hates mowing the lawn.

He's a landscape architect, so he took the time to research a ton of plants classified ground coverings that are low water, low maintenance, and NOT grass, and completely uprooted his front lawn, planted these things.

He has a small patch of lawn in the back yard for the dog to do it's business, (the community has a series of parks walking distance from every home), and he built a stone wood burning pizza oven in his back yard.

But since he's a landscape architect he also made it look very very pretty (if I had pics I'd post 'em), so the homeowner association couldn't get too mad, plus his neighbors like the way it looks.
(06-26-2013, 02:25 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]There's weather out there that's not this?

yes
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welcome to oregon
(06-26-2013, 12:19 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=LT Crow link=topic=2632.msg268672#msg268672 date=1372266228]
Yeah, I was going to move more furniture tonight.... Not if Lexington is getting raped by this storm... Maybe it'll hail and I'll get a new roof.

Oh Im sorry insurance only covers theft and vandalism, not acts of god
</fuck insurance>
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I've got USAA, a fucking meteor could fall on my house and they'll rebuild it.  

My supervisor's response to my statement that I needed a week of personal time was "show up or lose your job"
(06-26-2013, 04:00 PM)FlyingMongoose link Wrote: [ -> ]My uncle pretty much pissed off his homeowner association

his neighbors like the way it looks.

http://youtu.be/vtjU3e0IYgc

Ha ha! White people  b)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=508174259249267

Apparently this was the state of one of our major roads this morning (and also my residential street because apparently there were garbage and recycling bins drifting down the street).
I slept through it.
back from going to minneapolis for a few days of job training and then moving and having no internet for a week.

minneapolis is pretty sweet, they have white castle.

picked up a 2-port usb interface while i was at the mall as well, home studio is nearing completion.

etc
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