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(06-06-2013, 05:24 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][Image: 3upybl.jpg]

i'll trade you
(06-06-2013, 08:44 AM)versus link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg267872#msg267872 date=1370514247]
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i'll trade you
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Deal. Tongue
Jury duty is really stressful.
http://youtu.be/hk4kX9WEcZA

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
(06-08-2013, 04:03 PM)StolenToast link Wrote: [ -> ]http://youtu.be/hk4kX9WEcZA

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Holy shit. I am very impressed. I got worried his huge balls might trip an explosive when he was just flying around the laser room.
(06-08-2013, 06:49 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=StolenToast link=topic=2632.msg267983#msg267983 date=1370725401]
http://youtu.be/hk4kX9WEcZA

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Holy shit. I am very impressed. I got worried his huge balls might trip an explosive when he was just flying around the laser room.
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That was by spiderwaffle, he used to play on a TFC team I had a few matches against.
Uhh, sorry for inviting a bunch of you to a G+ hangout at 2 am tonight. I didn't realize it was going to send invites to everyone.
(06-12-2013, 02:11 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]Uhh, sorry for inviting a bunch of you to a G+ hangout at 2 am tonight. I didn't realize it was going to send invites to everyone.
Sounds like something that should be posted to the drunk thread.
Just found out that Neat (of Neat Receipts fame) is a pretty solid company. Been meaning to scan a bunch of stuff, so I busted out my scanner and downloaded the current software to find out it doesn't work. Dropped them an email about my problem, and got this as a response:
Quote:Hello Evan,

This is an issue with the old scanner, the driver hasn't been updated and isn't working on the newer versions of our software. Neat can replace this scanner for you with a refurbished new model NM-1000 scanner free of cost.

In order to place a replacement order, we will need some information for the shipping department. We will ship out a replacement scanner and e-mail a printable return label for you to send the old scanner back for free. Please fill out the following info, and I'll forward this to the shipping department.

Customers within the continental US should not ship their hardware back until the support department has confirmed a warranty order is in place.

Full Name
Mailing Address (Non PO box)
Phone number
Software Version (Help>About on PC Neatworks>About on Mac)
Model number (M/N) of the scanner (found on the bottom)
Serial number (S/N) of the scanner
Date and location of purchase


Thank You for Choosing Neat!
If you have any additional questions, please visit www.neat.com/support.
Dave R. (Neat Technical Support)
Damn.  Sign me up.
(06-13-2013, 09:48 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [ -> ]Damn.  Sign me up.
I have to mail back the old one, but I'm impressed by the lengths they're going to give me customer service on an out-of-warranty product that I originally bought refurbished.
(06-13-2013, 11:24 AM)at0m link Wrote: [ -> ]Just found out that Neat (of Neat Receipts fame) is a pretty solid company. Been meaning to scan a bunch of stuff, so I busted out my scanner and downloaded the current software to find out it doesn't work. Dropped them an email about my problem, and got this as a response:
Quote:Hello Evan,

This is an issue with the old scanner, the driver hasn't been updated and isn't working on the newer versions of our software. Neat can replace this scanner for you with a refurbished new model NM-1000 scanner free of cost.

In order to place a replacement order, we will need some information for the shipping department. We will ship out a replacement scanner and e-mail a printable return label for you to send the old scanner back for free. Please fill out the following info, and I'll forward this to the shipping department.

Customers within the continental US should not ship their hardware back until the support department has confirmed a warranty order is in place.

Full Name
Mailing Address (Non PO box)
Phone number
Software Version (Help>About on PC Neatworks>About on Mac)
Model number (M/N) of the scanner (found on the bottom)
Serial number (S/N) of the scanner
Date and location of purchase


Thank You for Choosing Neat!
If you have any additional questions, please visit www.neat.com/support.
Dave R. (Neat Technical Support)

My dad had a similar story with a Fellowes paper shredder, he bought a non-working from a garage sale with intent to fix it, he contacted fellows gave them the model and told them he intended to fix it, they replied with; "That is a model we no longer have parts for, or support, but if you send it back to us, we will replace it with a similar model at no cost other than shipping." (which, goes to the shipping company of course). So... consider that when buying a paper shredder.
I really hate the "if you don't know this you should be ashamed of yourself" trope used to open this video.

I prefer this approach:

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That feel when girls with boyfriends check me out but I'm too much of a pussy to go up and hit on her while she's with him.
(06-15-2013, 05:30 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]That feel when girls with boyfriends check me out but I'm too much of a pussy to go up and hit on her while she's with him.
Honestly I think that's more being nice.  And not the "Too nice" type, just the decent person type.
(06-15-2013, 05:30 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]That feel when girls with boyfriends check me out but I'm too much of a pussy to go up and hit on her while she's with him.

I'm conflicted here. Am I supposed to find this amusing or profoundly tragic?
(06-15-2013, 05:30 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]That feel when girls with boyfriends check me out but I'm too much of a pussy to go up and hit on her while she's with him.

Sorta done this twice (knowingly and unknowingly), its ended well both times



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(06-15-2013, 06:07 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg268270#msg268270 date=1371335439]
That feel when girls with boyfriends check me out but I'm too much of a pussy to go up and hit on her while she's with him.

I'm conflicted here. Am I supposed to find this amusing or profoundly tragic?
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Most of what I say has the intent of some sort of comedic value. Whether or not I'm actually funny remains to be determined.
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