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(03-17-2011, 03:45 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg199664#msg199664 date=1300326045]
so at work today, a 14 or so year old kid came in today. He asks us how much some shitty PS2 games would be in cash, I told him we're not really buying anything for cash right now because business has been slow. He tells us about this "awesome" fan Pokemon game called Chaos Black with its own original Pokemon. Then he asks if we know what furries are. I manage to stifle it down for awhile, but my coworker just bursts into laughter at which point I did too. Then he says "Yeah, I figured you guys would get a laugh out of that." Then he proceeds to tell us what his fursona is and what abilities it has. I guess he was in 2 weeks ago and he asked the same exact stuff he did today, except he didn't tell whoever was working about the furry stuff.
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So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.
(03-18-2011, 12:31 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.

In the end, it won't matter.
Go back to late 2009 / early 2010, I start receiving emails addressed to a "Eli M Witt" in my gmail inbox, which happens to be simply eliwitt. It's mostly family pictures and gab and whatnot, but I assume it's spam and just trash it. Happens again a few times over a few weeks so I finally reply and tell the person who's been sending the mails to me that they've been coming to the wrong address, and I forward all her emails back to her so she might resend them proper.

Turns out it's this Elisha Witt's mother, she's quite embarrassed and whatnot, and I also get an email from Elisha thanking me for correcting her. Forward to present day, I just do a google search on my name (Who doesn't do this every once in a while?) and poof, I see an obituary for an Elisha McCord Witt, in Hawaii. I'm sorta like =| so I open the link, and confirm via the surviving family members names (Mother, brother and sis-in-law all match names to the e-mails I mis-got from his mother) that it's the same guy I talked to a year ago.


Now I'm all like  :-\

(03-18-2011, 04:01 PM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [ -> ]Go back to late 2009 / early 2010, I start receiving emails addressed to a "Eli M Witt" in my gmail inbox, which happens to be simply eliwitt. It's mostly family pictures and gab and whatnot, but I assume it's spam and just trash it. Happens again a few times over a few weeks so I finally reply and tell the person who's been sending the mails to me that they've been coming to the wrong address, and I forward all her emails back to her so she might resend them proper.

Turns out it's this Elisha Witt's mother, she's quite embarrassed and whatnot, and I also get an email from Elisha thanking me for correcting her. Forward to present day, I just do a google search on my name (Who doesn't do this every once in a while?) and poof, I see an obituary for an Elisha McCord Witt, in Hawaii. I'm sorta like =| so I open the link, and confirm via the surviving family members names (Mother, brother and sis-in-law all match names to the e-mails I mis-got from his mother) that it's the same guy I talked to a year ago.


Now I'm all like  :-\



When ever I get mis-addressed email that doesn't look like spam, I send back a picture of a little dog in a top hat and write in an 18th century accent that they have been corresponding to the wrong person.
(03-18-2011, 12:31 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.
This means it's time to start sucking up and inviting him over for BBQs.
(03-18-2011, 04:51 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg199850#msg199850 date=1300469475]
So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.
This means it's time to start Q'ing up and inviting him over for suckings.
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(03-18-2011, 08:23 PM)Dave link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg199875#msg199875 date=1300485113]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg199850#msg199850 date=1300469475]
So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.
This means it's time to start Q'ing up and inviting him over for eating bitches and fucking steaks.
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(03-18-2011, 10:14 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dave link=topic=2632.msg199895#msg199895 date=1300497832]
[quote author=Squishy link=topic=2632.msg199875#msg199875 date=1300485113]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg199850#msg199850 date=1300469475]
So I'm moving next month into a new house. As I was telling my boss about the house and where it was he started laughing his ass off. I asked him what was so funny. Turns out I'm moving like a block away from him. I don't know if this his lulzy or FML. But I found it amusing.
This means it's time to start Q'ing up and inviting him over for eating bitches and fucking steaks.
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Epic
So this kid came into work thats into weird shit, we call him demon-kid because we don't know his name. (reasoning behind this is the first time we ever saw him he asked if we had any videogames that had human or animal sacrifices in it)

So he shows us one of those puzzles that have a jumble of letters on it and you need to make words horizontally, vertically, or diagonally saying his highschool teacher gave them out to him. It has stuff like sex, bastard, demons, satan, etc. I ask "why are they giving these to a highschool student thats about to graduate, the last time I got one of these was in 3rd or 4th grade." There's also no sign of a school logo on it, and a big fat "Made with Discovery.com's free puzzle maker!" on the bottom of the page. I think he's just trying to prove something to the other people I work with who are into all the conspiracy theories about trying to corrupt our youth and make us dumber and shit.
(03-19-2011, 05:20 PM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ]The moon sure looks big tonight...

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prob not gonna post anymore, not really feeling it. maybe brbu changed, maybe i did, doesnt really matter. met a bunch of cool people, had some fun times, played way too much tf2, anyways you all own, see ya

*does a backflip into the seat a hella rad motorcycle, and speeds off into the fading golden sunset. a tear rolls down your face as you think to yourself "who was that mystery man"*
(03-22-2011, 02:37 AM)diglett link Wrote: [ -> ]prob not gonna post anymore, not really feeling it. maybe brbu changed, maybe i did, doesnt really matter. met a bunch of cool people, had some fun times, played way too much tf2, anyways you all own, see ya

*does a backflip into the seat a hella rad motorcycle, and speeds off into the fading golden sunset. a tear rolls down your face as you think to yourself "who was that mystery man"*




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(03-22-2011, 02:37 AM)diglett link Wrote: [ -> ]prob not gonna post anymore, not really feeling it. maybe brbu changed, maybe i did, doesnt really matter. met a bunch of cool people, had some fun times, played way too much tf2, anyways you all own, see ya

*does a backflip into the seat a hella rad motorcycle, and speeds off into the fading golden sunset. a tear rolls down your face as you think to yourself "who was that mystery man"*
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Also -1 for doing a backflip, not a barrel roll.
So I'm playing DiRT 2 last night...




So I was driving....
If you're going to teamstack, go to a pubbie server.
Thanks.
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