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after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts
(06-26-2009, 09:51 PM)The Chilean Crusher link Wrote: [ -> ]after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.
(06-26-2009, 09:57 PM)Honest link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.
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What? I have to take it out too?
(06-26-2009, 09:51 PM)The Chilean Crusher link Wrote: [ -> ]after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

If it was a bar of Toblerone, then I understand.

If it was Dove or something... good lord, man, wear a cup.
(06-26-2009, 10:54 PM)Fail Medic link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

If it was a bar of Toblerone, then I understand.

If it was Dove or something... good lord, man, wear a cup.
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Yeah, it was a Toblerone
(06-26-2009, 10:50 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Honest link=topic=2632.msg92900#msg92900 date=1246071430]
[quote author=The Chilean Crusher link=topic=2632.msg92898#msg92898 date=1246071093]
after coming out of the cinema, a girl friend hit me on the balls with a bar of chocolate. I've recieved balls straight into my crotch but it wasn't even close as how much this chocolate bar hurts

New sig go.

<3 Just kidding, good ol' Vongore.
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What? I have to take it out too?
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I thought about Bonk and decided it was for the best before rage ensued. D: Still funny though.
My wife just got her iPhone yesterday and already has a twilight wallpaper, a twilight ringtone and the movie with special features on it (as well as the soundtrack and score).
<3uversus :3
(06-27-2009, 11:07 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ]My wife just got her iPhone yesterday and already has a twilight wallpaper, a twilight ringtone and the movie with special features on it (as well as the soundtrack and score).

Tell your wife to stop watching shitty movies with vampires that glitter. I mean seriously. What fucking vampire would want to dare be caught GLITTERING.
the pizza that i ate is giving me farts that i worry about pooping myself.
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete
(06-27-2009, 09:46 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

[Image: UPGRADECOMPLETE.png]
sorry ensign I beat you

[Image: gamecomplete.png]
(06-27-2009, 11:56 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ]sorry ensign I beat you

Timewise, yeah. But I played level 20 about 50 times because IT WAS SO FUN WATCHING EVERYTHING GO BOOM
Ship layout plz?
Might go in the Computer category.

After I reinstall Vista, I fly into rage.  No, not because it's Vista.  It's because it will run check disk on every volume around.  No, they're not dirty.  Yes, I went through the whole rigamarole of "fsutil dirty query c:" and "chkntfs /goddammit" and "autocheck autochk /k:StopCheckingMyDrivesYouShithead", everything--well, short of ripping autocheck.exe out.

After a couple of months of suffering retarded startup times, I have discovered the solution.  Install Intel's RAID Matrix Storage Console thingamajig.  All this time, Vista was eyeing my RAID 0 drive (where I have Vista and Software, no personal files) with suspicious suspicion.

Fucking finally.  I can move on with life.  Maybe play that flash game Epic and Squishy are fawning over.
(06-27-2009, 09:46 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: [ -> ]DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 :(
(06-28-2009, 01:00 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.
(06-28-2009, 01:17 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg93063#msg93063 date=1246168816]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.
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Oh, I don't really care.

I'm just sad that I can't get 12 lvl5 of those to get the job that 4 lvl5 missiles gets done done.

Finding silly strategies is what I like doing the most in any game I play.
You should see me play starcraft when I decide to do that.
(06-28-2009, 02:21 AM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=2632.msg93065#msg93065 date=1246169822]
[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg93063#msg93063 date=1246168816]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=2632.msg93041#msg93041 date=1246157206]
DOES UPGRADING MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR BETTER THAN THAT KID OVER THERE!
THEN HERES THE GAME FOR YOU!!!!!
http://onemorelevel.com/game/upgrade_complete

12 lvl5 lightning thingies can't get through lvl 18 Sad
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Hmm. You seem to like lightning. I got optional things, but maybe trash 4 of them for 3 level 5 guns and a missile launcher.
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Oh, I don't really care.

I'm just sad that I can't get 12 lvl5 of those to get the job that 4 lvl5 missiles gets done done.

Finding silly strategies is what I like doing the most in any game I play.
You should see me play starcraft when I decide to do that.
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9 Homing Rockets and 3 magnets. Stay in the middle, collect 95% of coins, repeat.
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