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I don't know where to put this

On the one hand, this was funny as hell...

on the other, I got owned... like classic owned.  Like my guys rolling on the floor laughing I got owned so hard.

My guys are always asking to borrow my truck, because the one for the platoon to use to get around the FOB is a POS.  I always give them a hard time about it. 

So, two days ago, I loaned out my truck keys to one of my sergeants, because they needed my truck to get something done.  Fast forward to the next day... my truck keys haven't returned.  I start asking questions, I keep getting told by my guys they don't have them, they returned them.  I don't want to line them up and empty their pockets in case they did return them, I don't remember and dropped them somewhere.  So I'm looking all over the place yesterday morning... and then my truck started moving.  I'd come out side and it's be parked somewhere else.  "Ok, one of these motherfuckers has my keys" , "Sir, we don't have your keys!" My truck moves like 5 more times that day, and it's already hilarious.  I'm accusing everyone, as a joke. 

So I step out of the shower that night... there is a truck blocking the way to my CHU from the latrines.  It's my car "sweet."  The keys are in the ignition, "awesome."  There is a sign stuck to the window of the truck "Thanks LT Crow."  "oh, that's just wrong"  Another one of my guys hears this, and comes to see, sees the sign, and starts laughing hysterically. 

But wait.  It gets better.

I left my truck as it was, because lets face it, it's pretty fucking funny.  So everyone sees it in the morning.  I leave my office for 5 minutes to do something, come back, and my door is papered with pictures:

That's my truck, at all sorts of different locations on the FOB, with two female soldiers holding the "Thanks LT Crow" sign with random people.  And my first response is "who the hell are these people??!?!"  And yes, that is a thermal image of my truck, from either a helicopter or the blimp in the center.  Someone put some work into this.


If you have seen these soldiers, please tell me who the hell they are, so I may get them back....

You must plan an epic retaliatory prank....unfortunately I can offer no suggestions that do not involve things that would likely get you kicked out of the army and are not befitting of an officer.

I'm dying laughing, that thermal image is...i'm without words. Amazing.

ha. great.

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What is this, I don't even...


Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake

(08-20-2011, 12:38 AM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]What is this, I don't even...


Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake

.......Wow.

That is how the show should ALWAYS be.

(08-20-2011, 12:38 AM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]What is this, I don't even...


Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake

What if Adventure Time was a girl?

(08-20-2011, 10:57 AM)Karth link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=HeK link=topic=2632.msg219645#msg219645 date=1313818714]
What is this, I don't even...


Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake

What if Adventure Time was a girl?
[/quote]Rule 63 episode, son.

Canon Rule 63. Before the fans could do it.
This show wins the Internet.

Okay I don't know what that show is but I feel I should watch more of it.

(08-21-2011, 02:08 AM)backfire link Wrote: [ -> ]Okay I don't know what that show is but I feel I should watch more of it.

Regular Show is better.

But what do I know, I don't watch tv.

(08-21-2011, 02:08 AM)backfire link Wrote: [ -> ]Okay I don't know what that show is but I feel I should watch more of it.

Adventure Time owns.

(08-21-2011, 02:10 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=backfire link=topic=2632.msg219699#msg219699 date=1313910517]
Okay I don't know what that show is but I feel I should watch more of it.

Regular Show is better.

But what do I know, I don't watch tv.
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MAD is better imo.  Actual comedy?  Whats this?

At ren fest I picked up a few cigars and I have to say I somewhat enjoy them, just how bad are they for you though?

(08-21-2011, 03:47 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [ -> ]At ren fest I picked up a few cigars and I have to say I somewhat enjoy them, just how bad are they for you though?

I've always heard that as a rule of thumb one cigar is worth 4 cigarettes. That may be wrong though.

(08-21-2011, 03:47 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [ -> ]At ren fest I picked up a few cigars and I have to say I somewhat enjoy them, just how bad are they for you though?

There's some controversy over that. Some say the 1 cigar=4 cigarettes. But others say they aren't as bad since you don't actually inhale the smoke. I smoke cigars from time to time. Im thinking about getting a humidor

(08-21-2011, 07:18 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg219735#msg219735 date=1313959646]
At ren fest I picked up a few cigars and I have to say I somewhat enjoy them, just how bad are they for you though?

There's some controversy over that. Some say the 1 cigar=4 cigarettes. But others say they aren't as bad since you don't actually inhale the smoke. I smoke cigars from time to time. Im thinking about getting a humidor
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misread that as "I'm thinking about getting a tumor."