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(12-01-2011, 07:37 PM)Kor link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg231951#msg231951 date=1322782424]
From my quick research, possession of tools is legal, you must show intent to burglarize for it to be considered a felony. Not like the lockpick police are going to just stop at my house and check it out to make sure I don't have lockpicks and a crowbar. Unless the sex police call them and tell them that I do after they do their check to make sure I'm not having consensual sex with underage girls. K that was a bad example but you get the idea.

From reasoned thought to a train wreck non-sequitur in one sentence.

+1.
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It's why I'm single.
My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.

Edit: My friend found a link with English translations: http://supervert.com/elibrary/marquis_de_sade/
(12-01-2011, 10:16 PM)Käse link Wrote: [ -> ]My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.



(11-30-2011, 07:14 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=52.msg231860#msg231860 date=1322698418]
I'll leave this here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_(film)

read the first line of the plot summary.

It came lulpun to my attention from this NSFW GIF courtesy of a site reposting from 4chan /r/wtf
http://i.imgur.com/jNhwC.gif
http://i.imgur.com/hLS0a.gif

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By your friend you mean us right?
(12-01-2011, 10:18 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg231970#msg231970 date=1322795782]
My friend introduced me to Marquis de Sade, a notorious French porno writer.
His works are.......interesting. Full of under-aged sex and whatnot.
For those who can read French or possess a translator for lulz:
http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/

I recommend Les 120 journées de Sodome for the most laughs/nausea.



(11-30-2011, 07:14 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=matter11 link=topic=52.msg231860#msg231860 date=1322698418]
I'll leave this here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_(film)

read the first line of the plot summary.

It came lulpun to my attention from this NSFW GIF courtesy of a site reposting from 4chan /r/wtf
http://i.imgur.com/jNhwC.gif
http://i.imgur.com/hLS0a.gif

[/quote]

By your friend you mean us right?
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Haha wow, sorry to say that I didn't see those posts. My friend is a French major and told me to look up Marquis de Sade for laughs and we're currently still discussing his works. I guess great perverted minds think alike...or something.
He was more than just a writer. He was actually fucked up. Also, spent post of his life in prison for that porno, which he kept writing while in prison.
and so, marquis joins the pantheon of brbu gods
ah... flash backs from my time as an HR Clerk... every time I saw "Marquis" on an application and heard someone say, "My name is Mar-kweese" I wanted to throw their shit away, after punching them.   
Considering laser eye surgery. No not to correct my vision, to have laser eyes.

rumsfald

Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN
(12-05-2011, 06:38 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [ -> ]Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done
(12-05-2011, 11:30 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg232247#msg232247 date=1323128335]
Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done
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Wait what? I dunno about that, it'll get kind of awkward to have half of brbu suckling dtrain's moonshine teat all day. I say stick with flasks. For your health.
(12-06-2011, 12:39 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg232273#msg232273 date=1323145801]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg232247#msg232247 date=1323128335]
Hey Dtrain, I figured out the best way for you to smuggle moonshine to ACEN

done
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Wait what? I dunno about that, it'll get kind of awkward to have half of brbu suckling dtrain's moonshine teat all day. I say stick with flasks. For your health.
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Come on Zaius, where's your sense of adventure?  Your thrill for the unknown?  Your desire to suck the most precious of liquids from a grown man's boob?
Dude I wan' suck on Dtrains nipz.


Who cares about the liquid bra.
What a amazing page #420.
(12-06-2011, 12:51 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ]What a amazing page #420.


I contemplated doing the whole page 420 thing then I didn't.


Glad to see it didn't sneak by.
http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow
(12-08-2011, 01:17 PM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [ -> ]http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow

Traffic stop gone bad from what I've heard.
(12-08-2011, 01:47 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=2632.msg232472#msg232472 date=1323368226]
http://www2.wsls.com/news/2011/dec/08/2/...r-1530165/

reports of shots at virginia tech today.


wow

Traffic stop gone bad from what I've heard.
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Two dead as of right now.
What's going on with the linked videos on this site?
(12-08-2011, 04:47 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [ -> ]What's going on with the linked videos on this site?
What, the auto-embed plugin? Link an example of it misbehaving?

Also, either of these worth buying?
Auto #655
2007 Jaguar X-Type AWD $11,000.00 46,944  mi

Auto #716
2008 Cadillac DTS $13,900.00 46,440  mi
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