(11-30-2010, 11:46 PM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3603.msg185598#msg185598 date=1291178546]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185591#msg185591 date=1291177938]
I became a man today.
Wow... several angles to take with this one
- Sex change operation quip
- Pinocchio conversion jest
- Puberty set in gag
- Rocky Horror joke
- Old Spice guy name drop
- Ponfar completion
- Anti-climactic 18th or 21th birthday announcement?
Imma pass on the joke and ask for elaboration
More information so that proper congratulations may be in order?
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Edited above post.
If you havn't figured it out by now I lost my virginity.
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(11-30-2010, 11:51 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185601#msg185601 date=1291178788]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=3603.msg185598#msg185598 date=1291178546]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185591#msg185591 date=1291177938]
I became a man today.
Wow... several angles to take with this one
- Sex change operation quip
- Pinocchio conversion jest
- Puberty set in gag
- Rocky Horror joke
- Old Spice guy name drop
- Ponfar completion
- Anti-climactic 18th or 21th birthday announcement?
Imma pass on the joke and ask for elaboration
More information so that proper congratulations may be in order?
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Edited above post.
If you havn't figured it out by now I lost my virginity.
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Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
(11-30-2010, 11:58 PM)CUBA LIBRE link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....
(12-01-2010, 12:00 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3603.msg185610#msg185610 date=1291179497]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....
[/quote]Anal sex is pleasurable for women too?
It's more likely than you think.
i put it in her ass on the second date hhoooyahhh
But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ]But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
Welcome to the world of men amigo. It's not as cracked up as it's supposed to be.
(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ]But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
That was faster than usual.
Burned a visage of my hatred with friends today, we all did. It was a controlled fire, nothing large or lawbreaking. Never-the-less, It felt good to get out all that frustration.
Plus I finished a term paper about zombies today.
Sorry for letting you down eclipse, but for my point of view, Sex is overrated and you're not more or less of a man if you've lost your virginity.
Grats on achieving your personal milestone though
Word of advice youngin: Never put your dick in the crazy.
(12-01-2010, 08:49 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [ -> ]Word of advice youngin: Never put your dick in the crazy.
Something about reading this then seeing the .gif in your signature made me lulz.
(12-01-2010, 12:07 AM)CUBA LIBRE link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185611#msg185611 date=1291179651]
[quote author=CUBA LIBRE link=topic=3603.msg185610#msg185610 date=1291179497]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185608#msg185608 date=1291179375]
Brofist accepted. It's like a whole new world of things I can do now.
STICK IT IN THE POOPER[/quote]
Yeahh..... hahaha. Right....
[/quote]Anal sex is pleasurable for women too?
It's more likely than you think.
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One of my ex'es wouldn't let me poke her without giving it to her backdoor style at least once or twice a week.
(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ]But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
They sell creams for that.
(12-01-2010, 12:25 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [ -> ]One of my ex'es wouldn't let me poke her without giving it to her backdoor style at least once or twice a week.
My GF said to fuck her silly and make it hurt. So I put on a clown nose and punched her in the face.
Got hired to help a PhD student with his research project as a part-time aid. I work about 10 hours a week for $15 an hour.
(12-01-2010, 02:26 AM)3clipse link Wrote: [ -> ]But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
(12-01-2010, 01:37 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185625#msg185625 date=1291188362]
But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
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Unless you get the HIV
(12-01-2010, 01:43 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3603.msg185685#msg185685 date=1291228620]
[quote author=3clipse link=topic=3603.msg185625#msg185625 date=1291188362]
But now I fucking regret everything. Fuck me.
30 seconds of fun really can't do that much damage
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Unless you get the HIV
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WORLD AIDS DAY.
WEAR RED.
[edit] accidental mega-necro... my b [/edit]
Met with some friends I hadn't seen since the end of college, they're moving to a place 3 Metro stops away! Yay socializing
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