Be Right Back, Uninstalling

(11-25-2009, 11:47 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg123744#msg123744 date=1259209673]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3603.msg123694#msg123694 date=1259194283]
Im getting food from a place called adam's rib company. Get it?

HURRRR
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They were out of ribs...
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Ha, sounds like something the army would do.

Should be in chat copy pasta, but this was amazing.  DON'T CLICK THE LAST LINK BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE RETARDED.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: hiiiiii~
You: 16/f/socal
Stranger: 17/m/usa
You: whats up?
Stranger: nothin u
You: mmm just sittin here on the computer :]
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: mmm whats what?
You: *that
Stranger: *kiss*
Stranger: etc.
You: ohhhhhh
You: hug~
Stranger: *starts to kiss your lips softly as i run your thighs*
You: *kisses affectionately*
Stranger: *slowly starts to take your pants off as i continue to kiss you*
You: oooooo you like this dnt u?
Stranger: yea
You: im getting a lil horny ;]
Stranger: same
Stranger: *starts to rub you clit softly as i kiss down your neck*
You: *moans softly*
Stranger: *takes your shirt off and starts kiss the top of your breasts*
You: *starts to unzip your pants*
Stranger: *rubs your clit and takes my shirt off*
You: wait
You: can you send me a picture of you?
Stranger: dont have one, u have one?
You: yea a few
You: lemme get one
Stranger: noice
You: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yL5TD7cag4M/Sr...s400/4.jpg
Stranger: oh WOW
Stranger: your fucking hot
You: aww thx
Stranger: *takes off your bra and starts to suck on your breasts*
You: aw wait cant i have a picture of u? ill send u more of me if you get me one
Stranger: but i dont have one!!!!!
Stranger: could i please have another one of you? your beautiful
You: get me one of you first cutie
You: cant u just take a picture with your phone or something?
Stranger: dont do this to me i dont have one
Stranger: phone doesnt have a camera
Stranger: please?
You: its not fair i gave u one of me...
Stranger: i said i didnt have one
Stranger: i feel so bad now
Stranger: your really beautiful tho
You: here ill upload another one but u got to promise to give me one of u
Stranger: has to be a really good one
You: no promises... im not that pretty..
Stranger: your beautiful!
Stranger: but i donbt know if i can get a picture!
Stranger: i dont have a camera or anything
You: ok ok here

You: You're fucking disgusting.
You: Get out of here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses.   See: Last Measure

(11-26-2009, 12:21 AM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses.   See: Last Measure

Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.

(11-26-2009, 12:40 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123756#msg123756 date=1259212905]



Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses.   See: Last Measure

Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.
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This.. FUCK YOU JEFF

(11-26-2009, 12:41 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg123757#msg123757 date=1259214036]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123756#msg123756 date=1259212905]



Don't click that last link.  Unless you want viruses.   See: Last Measure

Oh fuck you, put the warning above the chat or remove the link.
Seriously, dude, come on.
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This.. FUCK YOU JEFF
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brb, removing Jeff from friend's list.

hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

You know that feeling you get when you start talking to someone new and you just...click? Yeah, I love that feeling.

(11-26-2009, 01:37 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [ -> ]hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

and neither did my crappy laptop

(11-26-2009, 02:31 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg123765#msg123765 date=1259217461]
hahha all four of my 3.4 ghz cores went to 100 percent
but my computer is awesome so it didn't crash

and neither did my crappy laptop
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crashed my old rig

(11-25-2009, 07:23 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [ -> ]By christmas i will have a PS3, Wii, and 360

2000s Collection yesssss

You took your time with that. I already got the "2000 Acheivement". XD
Had the collection since laaaaaast Chirstmas.

you guys are retarded

(11-26-2009, 12:21 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]you guys are retarded

You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.

(11-26-2009, 12:50 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded

You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
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it was late and i thought you guys would have assumed something like that would be there.  im sorry dad.

(11-26-2009, 12:50 PM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded

You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
[/quote]you also can't recognize it when you use a url shrinker, bit.ly/whatthefuckever could be anything.

(11-26-2009, 12:58 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Professor Funbucks link=topic=3603.msg123812#msg123812 date=1259257848]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded

You put a warning at the bottom of the 2497324 line chat log, when I'm reading it line by line
You put a link to a CPU shitter website on the forums.
Also, not everyone has seen everything on the internet, so not everyone recognizes these things.
[/quote]you also can't recognize it when you use a url shrinker, bit.ly/whatthefuckever could be anything.
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im leaving work early today

I got CR0WNED and Man vs Tank in one round. So awesome.

(11-26-2009, 12:21 PM)jeff link Wrote: [ -> ]you guys are retarded

I clicked it knowing full well what it does.. and it does nothing... to me at least

(11-26-2009, 04:28 PM)HeK link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=jeff link=topic=3603.msg123808#msg123808 date=1259256074]
you guys are retarded

I clicked it knowing full well what it does.. and it does nothing... to me at least
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hahah